Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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whogoesthere said:
We could have had years of watching the BogBeast making a fool of himself, but you had to get involved with him. Couldn't just watch and enjoy, instead let him know how much better than him you are. Now he is cautious and unwilling to debase himself so easily, knowing you faggots are goading him into it.
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You're MATI with the wrong people.

Here's the people you wanna yell at.
 
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mars said:
I'm not sure exactly how they calculate SSI but I think Jorsh is safe if he maintains under $1700ish a month. I'm pretty sure Cobes (aka Clint) was reporting his Youtube income before his channel was demonetized and he was making $800-$1k a month and still got SSI.

Could be wrong though, I'm not really familiar with the welfare system.
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The calculations get confusing, you've got government bean counters trying to justify their jobs here.
Basically, after he recieves 65 dollars, half of every dollar he earns will be counted against his SSI. So if he were to say, work at wendys and made a wage of 400 bucks in a month, 145 dollars would be counted against this SSI. So for 2022 the monthly amount is 841, he'd recieve 696 bucks the next month. Now, this is due to his employer reporting his wages to social security. I have complete confidence that he never reported his youtube, DTTS, juan money, and now the cashapp and paypal donations. So expect a lot of salt in the coming year as he might have to pay back all the money (that he wouldn't have received if he were reporting his income) back to Social Security.
 
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The calculations get confusing, you've got government bean counters trying to justify their jobs here.
Basically, after he recieves 65 dollars, half of every dollar he earns will be counted against his SSI. So if he were to say, work at wendys and made a wage of 400 bucks in a month, 145 dollars would be counted against this SSI. So for 2022 the monthly amount is 841, he'd recieve 696 bucks the next month. Now, this is due to his employer reporting his wages to social security. I have complete confidence that he never reported his youtube, DTTS, juan money, and now the cashapp and paypal donations. So expect a lot of salt in the coming year as he might have to pay back all the money that wouldn't have been awarded to Social Security had he been reporting it.
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I'm surprised (well, not really) that he hasn't ranted about the 86,000 IRS agents about to be hired. Give him a year or so...
 
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The Southwest Strangla said:
Can’t wait for cobra hot take on this. Why can’t cobra save him with his magic smh
Tbh I think he might be dying soon. I’m not trying to be mean but it might be within the next five years. Cobra better buckle up. Can’t wait to see his ozzy death stream
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Off topic and a little late but this made me sad.

Anyways, it's weird seeing his hair pretty clean. It's unnatural to me.
 
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Din Djarin said:
Off topic and a little late but this made me sad.

Anyways, it's weird seeing his hair pretty clean. It's unnatural to me.
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Yeah, but he’s 73 and his health is dropping fast. Cobra needs to prepare for the worst (or he could use his magic to protect him) a REAL fan would use their magic to save him.
 
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The Southwest Strangla said:
Yeah, but he’s 73 and his health is dropping fast. Cobra needs to prepare for the worst (or he could use his magic to protect him) a REAL fan would use their magic to save him.
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I believe the only person anyone could possibly blame for Ozzy dying would be, Cobes. He clearly has the powers to keep Ozzy alive and healthy, it's obvious that he's deliberately choosing not too and lying to his fans about his love and admiration for Ozzy.
 
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I believe the only person anyone could possibly blame for Ozzy dying would be, Cobes. He clearly has the powers to keep Ozzy alive and healthy, it's obvious that he's deliberately choosing not too and lying to his fans about his love and admiration for Ozzy.
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We’ll, cobra is pissed that ozzy is moving back to England, so I guess he has forsaken ozzy and is letting him die. No more magic to save Ozzy’s life. Poor cobra, he won’t be able to tap ozzy’s ass.
 
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What's with the assumption that he was paid? Outside of him putting up the 200$ pay wall and than dying his hair.

Tinfoil hat time.

Cobes is so motivated to own the trollz its become a meme. Even as far as becoming a sort of reverse psychology used to get him to do x or say y. Routinely he will do things not only out of spite but without a single thought at all.

Less than 24 hours prior to the reveal the top post of his sub reddit is the realization that cobes has had the hair dye for months despite asking for money to purchase it and than more to dye it.

Here me out. Maybe cobes dosent view his sub(he does) but we know his gang of wranglers does. Put thar all together and it's easy see them convincing cobes to do it. Not film it. And more importantly cause tilt and seethe amongst the trolllz.

What's one thing cobes is more emboldened by than money and booze? The trolls. Proving em wrong. Owning them in some sort of way.

Idk, it's not hard for me to accept that cobes got 200$. That's whatever. I could less. Some of you could use the same attitude. People always gonna donate wether it goes to booze or just outright is a lie, or even more surprisingly, some people just donate to get a rise out you, be it here or the reddit. It's always gonna happen. For some people this discourse here is what they want, they could give a shit less what he spend it on. Sooner you realize that the better.

I mean for fucks sake there's concrete evidence dsp spent 50k on a mobile game under the guise of living paycheck to paycheck. He still making 100k a year off that pay check to pay check grfit. A grift he's pulled off for a decade. Despite hours of proof he's a liar and a schemer. People will always donate, and those people rarely give a fuck what it goes too.

Atleast cobes provides entertainment.
 
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When Ozzy dies, he will make a video a few days later "it is what it is toobs" and talk about how he how someone called his name out at the Ozzy concert in Colorado and maybe Sharon can still sign him. Possibly a video later that night of him drunk and singing a few Ozzy songs before feeling himself to veer off into singing John Legend and Sam Smith. He'll be understandably sad but it's not going to be a breakdown stream or video people seem to be expecting.

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What's with the assumption that he was paid? Outside of him putting up the 200$ pay wall and than dying his hair.

Tinfoil hat time.

Cobes is so motivated to own the trollz its become a meme. Even as far as becoming a sort of reverse psychology used to get him to do x or say y. Routinely he will do things not only out of spite but without a single thought at all.

Less than 24 hours prior to the reveal the top post of his sub reddit is the realization that cobes has had the hair dye for months despite asking for money to purchase it and than more to dye it.

Here me out. Maybe cobes dosent view his sub(he does) but we know his gang of wranglers does. Put thar all together and it's easy see them convincing cobes to do it. Not film it. And more importantly cause tilt and seethe amongst the trolllz.

What's one thing cobes is more emboldened by than money and booze? The trolls. Proving em wrong. Owning them in some sort of way.

Idk, it's not hard for me to accept that cobes got 200$. That's whatever. I could less. Some of you could use the same attitude. People always gonna donate wether it goes to booze or just outright is a lie, or even more surprisingly, some people just donate to get a rise out you, be it here or the reddit. It's always gonna happen. For some people this discourse here is what they want, they could give a shit less what he spend it on. Sooner you realize that the better.

I mean for fucks sake there's concrete evidence dsp spent 50k on a mobile game under the guise of living paycheck to paycheck. He still making 100k a year off that pay check to pay check grfit. A grift he's pulled off for a decade. Despite hours of proof he's a liar and a schemer. People will always donate, and those people rarely give a fuck what it goes too.

Atleast cobes provides entertainment.
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He's been paid well over that amount the numerous times he's dangled the idea of another hair dye video. He's had the same box of Revlon on his kitchen table for over half a year. When Cobes realized he could get enough money off YouTube, he stopped looking for work and his social circle depleted, he could make wands and it'd be enough. Then he realized he didn't even have to make wands. Yeah he's always going to money from piggies now but that stream of money just turned him into an isolated alcoholic. Josh was always a slow drip as far as entertaining moments, but there was more to it back then. There was by far more entertaining moments, he was more surprising, and a lot more viewers didn't actively hate his guts and kind of rooted for the guy a bit since he was dorky mall goth going against hard odds as it was. Now he's not even trying and it's just people watching for him to drunkenly sperg out and these moments are far more rare than they used to be when it was already a slow burn. You've got a lot of people who have watched him before 2 years ago and it's not the same person at all, the "entertainment" has died down a lot and the whole aspect of hope for Josh is lost on everyone. This was the first surprising thing he's done in a long time.

Like I've been saying this entire year, the only interesting big thing to look forward to is Clint and Josh having to deal with the new tax rules come April. Clint is going to be upset and it might be the one thing where Clint isn't going to bail him out and address his alcoholism a little more bluntly. He's free to do what he wants until that starts drastically affecting Clint's pocketbook and that is going to happen then.
 
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Chernabog said:
What's with the assumption that he was paid? Outside of him putting up the 200$ pay wall and than dying his hair.

Tinfoil hat time.

Cobes is so motivated to own the trollz its become a meme. Even as far as becoming a sort of reverse psychology used to get him to do x or say y. Routinely he will do things not only out of spite but without a single thought at all.

Less than 24 hours prior to the reveal the top post of his sub reddit is the realization that cobes has had the hair dye for months despite asking for money to purchase it and than more to dye it.

Here me out. Maybe cobes dosent view his sub(he does) but we know his gang of wranglers does. Put thar all together and it's easy see them convincing cobes to do it. Not film it. And more importantly cause tilt and seethe amongst the trolllz.
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Yes, it’s been known that the discord weens control almost every aspect of his life and his funds. Look back for the past 2 years and you will realize almost everything Josh has done has been because of the weens. Don’t think to deep about this stuff, it’s literally just discords influence on him is all it is.
 
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Chernabog said:
What's with the assumption that he was paid? Outside of him putting up the 200$ pay wall and than dying his hair.

Tinfoil hat time.

Cobes is so motivated to own the trollz its become a meme. Even as far as becoming a sort of reverse psychology used to get him to do x or say y. Routinely he will do things not only out of spite but without a single thought at all.

Less than 24 hours prior to the reveal the top post of his sub reddit is the realization that cobes has had the hair dye for months despite asking for money to purchase it and than more to dye it.

Here me out. Maybe cobes dosent view his sub(he does) but we know his gang of wranglers does. Put thar all together and it's easy see them convincing cobes to do it. Not film it. And more importantly cause tilt and seethe amongst the trolllz.

What's one thing cobes is more emboldened by than money and booze? The trolls. Proving em wrong. Owning them in some sort of way.

Idk, it's not hard for me to accept that cobes got 200$. That's whatever. I could less. Some of you could use the same attitude. People always gonna donate wether it goes to booze or just outright is a lie, or even more surprisingly, some people just donate to get a rise out you, be it here or the reddit. It's always gonna happen. For some people this discourse here is what they want, they could give a shit less what he spend it on. Sooner you realize that the better.

I mean for fucks sake there's concrete evidence dsp spent 50k on a mobile game under the guise of living paycheck to paycheck. He still making 100k a year off that pay check to pay check grfit. A grift he's pulled off for a decade. Despite hours of proof he's a liar and a schemer. People will always donate, and those people rarely give a fuck what it goes too.

Atleast cobes provides entertainment.
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Nah, he got the money. His e-begging skills are infamous, when he says you don't have to donate BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT it's greatly 'preciated, these faggots pay up.

Cobes has a weird fixation where if he wants a specified amount of money, he wants it from one person and getting it from multiple people in different amounts doesn't count. That's obviously what happened here.
 
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