Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[ChexMix88]

The last thing the trolls will ever see.

 

[eaglesfan665]

his bank account is in the hole and he broke his lathe

 

[charlesdickens]

No consequences to keep running that bank account in the red when you have a bunch of paypigs

 

[eaglesfan665]

i didnt see this but apparently jord showed cooltaste's debit card on live and he feels really bad about it because cooltaste has MS and is also blind but he also doesnt feel bad because cooltaste did him dirty by "trying to dox" his address (which everybody already knows). Such is life in the cobraverse...

 

[Potion_Time]

i didnt see this but apparently jord showed cooltaste's debit card on live and he feels really bad about it because cooltaste has MS and is also blind but he also doesnt feel bad because cooltaste did him dirty by "trying to dox" his address (which everybody already knows). Such is life in the cobraverse...

That shit happened months ago. So nothing ever came of cooltaste getting doxxed. What would even be there to steal?

 

[eaglesfan665]

That shit happened months ago. So nothing ever came of cooltaste getting doxxed. What would even be there to steal?

oh shit missed that (or forgot), sorry. The way josh was talking about it seemed like it happened recently

 

[Potion_Time]

oh shit missed that (or forgot), sorry. The way josh was talking about it seemed like it happened recently

In his wet brain he might think months ago means weeks or even days. I imagine much of his life is a drunken haze.

 

[Retarded Ape Man]

Armed and dangerous wand murderer still at large in Casper

 

[shaverinocory]

Where do we think Cobes is at on the Wet-Brain scale? https://www.hazeldenbettyford.org/articles/long-term-alcoholism-can-cause-wet-brain

Symptoms: Stage 1

• Drowsiness and paralysis of eye movements
• Rapid, tremor-like eye movements
• Visual and auditory hallucinations
• Ataxia (unsteady gait caused by weakness in limbs or lack of muscle coordination)
• Affected sense of smell
• Delirium Tremens (the shakes)
• Confusion, agitation or inattentiveness

Symptoms: Stage 2

• Alcohol-related memory loss (from mild to severe)
• Disorientation with regard to time and place
• Distorted or misinterpreted memories
• Made up or invented information to compensate for poor memory
• Mental disturbances
• Dementia
• Hallucinations
• Impaired ability to learn new tasks
• Coma (advanced stages)

Seems like full blown stage 2 to me.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

oh shit missed that (or forgot), sorry. The way josh was talking about it seemed like it happened recently

Cool taste got doxxed and then taste doxxed cobra on his stream a few times. Lol guess CT was pissed.

 

[Coochiecritters]

He's worryingly losing it. It may be a prop gun but this and the self depreciation and ventriloquism is very odd. Mental well check coming in Toobz?

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Armed and dangerous wand murderer still at large in Casper
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*cobra walks to frosty’s for Halloween*
“Sir, you’re banned here”
“Fuck the trolls, I…I just want….”
*he pulls out the toy gun*
“Holy shit, he has a gun!”
*since it’s Wyoming, everyone at the bar takes out their guns and fires at cobra*
“F…fuck the trolls”
*dies since he forgot to cast a circle of protection spell on him*

Rest in piss, boglin.

 

[Bogliacci]

Fuckin home fungus foot fungus is back boys, the king has returned

 

[crying and shidding]

Fuckin home fungus foot fungus is back boys, the king has returned

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gnarly, that is an open wound at this point. looks like he's scratching the fuck outta that foot.

thanks to the (ebegging) thoughtful donations from the Cobra fandom, the bank account is out of the negative. he was even able to buy 2 bottles of sake, a bottle of peach brandy, and a carton of marlboro nxts! little buddy was so depressed this morning, a true rollercoaster of emotions. the wood lathe is also fixed and wands are back on the menu folks. everythings coming up cobra!

 

[eaglesfan665]

gnarly, that is an open wound at this point. looks like he's scratching the fuck outta that foot.

I also noticed he was itching his beard a lot too and his forehead, near where the hairline used to be, has a scratch. Dude straight up looks like a crackhead

 

[Bixby Snyder]

Fuckin home fungus foot fungus is back boys, the king has returned

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Clint needs to just tape fucking mittens to Cobe's hands. He is going to have this recurring rash until the day he dies -- which isn't that far off, I'm guessing.

 

[Potion_Time]

And he scratches it with those shit covered fingers. Boys foot is going to require amputation after the infection turns gangrenous.

Clint needs to just tape fucking mittens to Cobe's hands. He is going to have this recurring rash until the day he dies -- which isn't that far off, I'm guessing.

Why stop there, put one of those fucking dog cones on him too.

 

[Orkeosaurus]

getting wasted by casper PD responding to a stream swatting because you took a goddamn realistic ass cap gun to a bar is most definitely not what's up. If courtney doesnt beg him to not take it its basically manslaughter. Literally the only thing going in his favor in this situation is he isn't black.

 

[Healthy Boy Brand]

getting wasted by casper PD responding to a stream swatting because you took a goddamn realistic ass cap gun to a bar is most definitely not what's up. If courtney doesnt beg him to not take it its basically manslaughter. Literally the only thing going in his favor in this situation is he isn't black.

Get blocked trole, Casper PD are all King Cobra fans as the King has said before.

 

[ResignedCustodes]

Fuckin home fungus foot fungus is back boys, the king has returned

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Skin diseases are so fucking goth toobs