Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Orkeosaurus]

Whatever happened its a real shame he wasn't streaming at the time. Hopefully we get the real story tomorrow. He's lucky he didn't get more than a stern talking to though with that goddamn retarded cap gun.

 

[Umaibae]

Very on brand of him to return to an establishment where he used to creep on women. Fuck sickos.

 

[Mister Uno]

Cobes got drunk off sake and passed out on stream. Good summary by Bog Chronicles:

Damn Cobez, I know you aren't a pedo but your little drunken rant in the end made me wonder a bit.

Whatever happened its a real shame he wasn't streaming at the time. Hopefully we get the real story tomorrow. He's lucky he didn't get more than a stern talking to though with that goddamn retarded cap gun.

I do wonder if they kicked him out again due to his previous ban or some troll fucking with him. Probably both. He should of known better though, especially with needing to put on an orange cap at the end of his cap guns. As others said, that could of gone really bad. Glad he is ok.

Also glad to be back faggots, missed ya cool cobras.

 

[Bogliacci]

I think he absolutely got kicked out, and whether that was from duh troles or just his own stupidity is up for debate. If you've watched cobra for any amount of time, whenever something bad happens his modus operandi is to always minimize minimize minimize. So people were complaining about him playing his retard music on his phone, probably at full blast, enough so that they had to get a waitress to ask him to stop. So the staff and other patrons already got eyes on him. Now tell me it wouldn't be prudent of an establishment to kick the retard that's waving a, as far as you know, real gun around. The bar is loud and the retard is almost yelling into his phone.

He could very well have gotten kicked out without any trole interference, but who knows on that front. We probably never will. All we can infer is that his night definitly got ruined and it was most likely due to being kicked out from the bar from how he gave his little "very profeshunal" spiel while doing his patented cross armed pout on the dog chair.

 

[Q_Anon1001]

I do wonder if they kicked him out again due to his previous ban or some troll fucking with him.

I think the bar he got banned from before was cy.

He could very well have gotten kicked out without any trole interference, but who knows on that front

It seems like he's beginning to blur the lines between an internet troll and someone in real life calling him out. With the way he expresses himself, it's hard to tell. But I could easily see him calling someone a troll if they get in his face at a bar.

 

[Bogliacci]

I think the bar he got banned from before was cy.

Yeah so his bans are CyBar, Frostys, and now The Office bar and grill. Reddit seems to think he's banned from Albertson's too but he was just refused service once for smelling like booze, he's not banned.

It seems like he's beginning to blur the lines between an internet troll and someone in real life calling him out. With the way he expresses himself, it's hard to tell. But I could easily see him calling someone a troll if they get in his face at a bar.

Yeah thats my thought too. Im putting together a picture in my mind that someone confronted him in the bar that gave him a terrible fright and also got banned, so he slunk back home and did what he always does try to downplay it and act like a badass. Sucking on bloody knuckles and talking about how tasty blood is like an edgy 12 year old to intimidate the troles is bad ass toobz.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

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SMDH we missed a wall punchin tard rage
He sounds like he's about to cry

My favorite part was when he was sad that he could no longer drink blood but only pus. That's one hell of a drink combo.

 

[Bogliacci]

Cobes randomly says in the middle of shoutouts that ABSOUTELY NOTHING happened last night. NOTHING HAPPENED. Then later he goes on to talk about Frosty's and how it'd feel if DAH TROLES got kicked out? Tells us they wouldnt be able to handle it.

 

[DrNow]

Luv me wands, luv me JD, luv me tactical soap. Simple as.

 

[mars]

I think it is a little suspicious that the cap gun has been MIA since he whipped it out in the bar.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

There is a rumour floating around the sub reddit at the moment that he got his lift home from the Bar last night from one of his sisters on the orders of Clint (I know subs not that great at good info) and apparently someone got ahold of some one on the staff and he was kicked out for being loud and pulling his cap gun (again I know reddit) but I think it's interesting that he got home quickly than he normally would and that he seems like he's missing his cap gun.

I think that he got a ride home but I don't think it's a taxi, and if it was clint his post bar stream would have been far more pouty and angry but someone has took the cap gun off him I doubt it's the Bar Staff so either a random just took it off him or if the sister rumours true she took it off him.

 

[mars]

When he was talking to Krystal his answer to if he was banned was "Doesn't matter had a good time". He said his sister drove him home too. He also says that he got an "authentic scare" and "some people got in his face" and that people asked him to stop blasting music on his phone. Also trolls were calling The Office so there's that as well. Cool Taste said there was a rumor of him getting his cap gun taken away by the police too. Not to mention he said he drank a whole bottle of wine before he went there and was looking pretty toasted in the second troll call out video.

Any of those could be true or false but the most likely thing is Cobes was kicked out of the bar for his obnoxiousness, cap gun, being too drunk, or troll phone calls or any combination of those things.

Someone probably took his cap gun from him whether it was some random guy from seeing him play with it at the bar or the police remains to be seen but I do favor the idea the police did it since his sister drove him home. (Police find regard with cap gun, make him call family to ensure he gets home rather than send a drunk scared clearly mentally disabled wizard to the drunk tank). There's no way Cobes would have involved his sister willingly. If it was the police someone at the bar probably called them after seeing him point it at his phone or play with it or something stupid.

 

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It looks like there was a call to the police to investigate a suspicious individual at the same time and location as the office bar at 500 block of S Ash St and 8 oclock (the same time he was there). Everything is lining up to the cops got called and they confiscated his cap gun and called an adult to come pick him up.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

Yup, some troll def called in a report of a dirty boglim with a gun in a bar…

Like I know this is the natural progression of Cobes but I prefer him just doing his own stupid shit without trolls fucking it up. Him getting drunk and singing in a bar is 10x better than pouty face, arms crossed, as he makes up more excuses. It’s somewhat entertaining but no where the organic highly regarded Cobes doing his own thing without being poked and prodded.

I kinda wonder what his sisters think about him, like in general? They gotta have an opinion on him when you got the birthday fiasco, cap gun in bar, and just being a ragman with a subsidised home.

 

[Potion_Time]

I kinda wonder what his sisters think about him, like in general? .

I would think they view him like the rest of his family does, as a burden.

 

[Bogliacci]

I would think they view him like the rest of his family does, as a burden.

Really depends, how involved were they in tard wrangling him growing up, how empathetic are they etc etc

They might not have a clue about how much of a burden he is aside from tantrums etc

 

[charlesdickens]

His sister popped in the subreddit years ago and made a comment like "my brother who eats his own cum" or something. She obviously wants nothing to do with him.

 

[Potion_Time]

Really depends, how involved were they in tard wrangling him growing up, how empathetic are they etc etc

They might not have a clue about how much of a burden he is aside from tantrums etc

I haven't researched the boglim family tree, but I think they're kids from Clint's second marriage which would make them younger. They would have a solid grasp of what the boglim is like to deal with on a daily basis.

 

[Devious Dave]

Yup, some troll def called in a report of a dirty boglim with a gun in a bar…

Like I know this is the natural progression of Cobes but I prefer him just doing his own stupid shit without trolls fucking it up. Him getting drunk and singing in a bar is 10x better than pouty face, arms crossed, as he makes up more excuses. It’s somewhat entertaining but no where the organic highly regarded Cobes doing his own thing without being poked and prodded.

I kinda wonder what his sisters think about him, like in general? They gotta have an opinion on him when you got the birthday fiasco, cap gun in bar, and just being a ragman with a subsidised home.

Reddit fags suck the fun out of everything there's people on his subreddit that legitimately think he's like a pedo or something

 

[Baby Cakes]

I think they would have tolerated Cobes if he hadn't brought the cap gun and the trolls didn't call. Another Halloween for the books, reddit. Time to log off and tell your wife's boyfriend about what you did.