Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

charlesdickens said:
Josh just isn't messing with drugs much at all and he's a bunch of talk for the most part. I don't doubt he's dabbled but far less than he even brags. His explanations of any psychedelic drug is as sitcom cliche as his outlook of gender relations. "Ooh colors". He is just parroting a bunch of nonsense.
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To me, when he talks about doing hard drugs he sounds just like that one kid everyone knew in high school who was always bullshitting people to sound cool. I think what we see is what we get with Cobra: sad, lonely alcoholism.
 
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Josh's last two lives were super hard copium concoctions. He's still seething from a week agos Halloween.

Also all the wêënz nailing his text messaging. He's super distracted and bumming out.
 
Lesbian Sleepover said:
Josh's last two lives were super hard copium concoctions. He's still seething from a week agos Halloween.

Also all the wêënz nailing his text messaging. He's super distracted and bumming out.
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He was SEETHING over his little "buffalo pizza melt" not having bacon included. You could just tell. He throws the box away, keeps the receipt and waddles back over to the dogchair on his little corgi legs then starts going through, pointing out how he specifically asked them to add bacon. Sorry jorp, you have to pay for that you cant just ask them especially when you're on doordash.

That's if it's not just a frozen hunk of carbs and sugar before it's put into the oven, which I assume is how they got it from their suppliers, adding ingredients isnt even an option.
 
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Bogliacci said:
He was SEETHING over his little "buffalo pizza melt" not having bacon included. You could just tell. He throws the box away, keeps the receipt and waddles back over to the dogchair on his little corgi legs then starts going through, pointing out how he specifically asked them to add bacon. Sorry jorp, you have to pay for that you cant just ask them especially when you're on doordash.

That's if it's not just a frozen hunk of carbs and sugar before it's put into the oven, which I assume is how they got it from their suppliers, adding ingredients isnt even an option.
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Does he still have his bike? its sad seeing him waste 1000s of dollars on door dash
 
charlesdickens said:
"Mountain Dew saved that dog's life" he unironically said in his last video.

Once again people are outraged and wishing him harm because of this. Whenever Josh fucks up animals it seems to provoke a lot of special anger from people. It happens every time.
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Reddit gets an extreme high with righteous moral indignation over a retard being retarded

Devious Dave said:
Does he still have his bike? its sad seeing him waste 1000s of dollars on door dash
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He reportedly does still have the bike, but last year when Mr Green infiltrated the bog den he said he couldn't see it anywhere
 
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ManiacalChrisBenoit said:
Last I heard it needed some kind of simple repair so of course it's now thrown into the corner and abandoned.
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I believe he popped one of the tires, and it now sits in his bedroom. In the video where Mr Green helped him get his door unstuck you can see it in the background in his bedroom. Unless he sold it for scrap money or something it is most likely still just sitting there collecting dust like most everything else in his apt.

 
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Our boy is extremely agitated over being called an animal abuser, and he's just uploaded a new shoutout vid. Pretty normal but with some higher seething, what I heard though was definitly something new. I've linked directly to the quote


He's whispering "Rape and kill sick fucks" under his breath. I think this is the first time I've actually heard him advocate rape, and I have no doubt the troles will run with it.
 
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Bogliacci said:
Our boy is extremely agitated over being called an animal abuser, and he's just uploaded a new shoutout vid. Pretty normal but with some higher seething, what I heard though was definitly something new. I've linked directly to the quote


He's whispering "Rape and kill sick fucks" under his breath. I think this is the first time I've actually heard him advocate rape, and I have no doubt the troles will run with it.
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"marijuana is great for dogs, it takes the edge off just like it does for humans"
"I hate sickos more than Chris Hansen does, not that it's a competition."
 
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Phalanges Mycologist said:
I know it's Josh we are talking about but that's really sad Changing a busted bike tyer is one of the very first things people learn how to fix for themselfs.
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He did USED to try to do stuff, he used to take his bike to the shop (and immediately break his bike again) Sad that our boy is so low now
 
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Bogliacci said:
He did USED to try to do stuff, he used to take his bike to the shop (and immediately break his bike again) Sad that our boy is so low now
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yeah it was last year some time he went and got it fixed, but broke it while riding it home from somewhere. There's a bike shop like 2 miles from his house, and it'd probably be like $20 to have it fixed (and even cheaper if he did it himself), but he's lazy so he doesn't want to walk somewhere unless it's for food or booze, and he doesn't have to get it fixed because food and booze is easily walkable, or retards will send him money so he can doordash so he has no need to fix the bike. That $20 is better spent on a pack of cigs, a cheap bottle and an energy drink. He could even just call up Clint and ask him to give him a ride to get his bike fixed, and he would most likely get it taken care of, but he doesn't want to do that either.
We're in the 'sit, drink, eat, and rot' saga folks (more so than ever). I don't see that changing anytime soon either.
 
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crying and shidding said:
yeah it was last year some time he went and got it fixed, but broke it while riding it home from somewhere. There's a bike shop like 2 miles from his house, and it'd probably be like $20 to have it fixed (and even cheaper if he did it himself), but he's lazy so he doesn't want to walk somewhere unless it's for food or booze, and he doesn't have to get it fixed because food and booze is easily walkable, or retards will send him money so he can doordash so he has no need to fix the bike. That $20 is better spent on a pack of cigs, a cheap bottle and an energy drink. He could even just call up Clint and ask him to give him a ride to get his bike fixed, and he would most likely get it taken care of, but he doesn't want to do that either.
We're in the 'sit, drink, eat, and rot' saga folks (more so than ever). I don't see that changing anytime soon either.
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Isnt the bike shop even further now since he had to move apartments?
 
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Isnt the bike shop even further now since he had to move apartments?
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I'm not sure what bike shop he's gone to in the past, but there are 3 bike shops that likely offer repair (or at the very least parts, and probably somebody who would walk him through it/or even help him do it) within 2.5 miles walk (one of them is even only 1.5 miles) from his apt on google maps, so possibly even shorter since our boglim probably knows all the shortcuts and alleyways he can cut through. the bars/liquor stores he goes to are a similar length walk so he has no excuse. the front tire is fucked up, he can still walk the bike, but for the reasons I mentioned, he has no interest in doing that.
 
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