Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Devious Dave said:
Can you find a case where someone is as actually tried for that? Because there's a huge market for realistic airsoft guns and replica guns have always been a thing I'm pretty sure it never had an orange tip and was sold as a replica
Click to expand...
The law only applies to "toy" replicas. Functional weapons like airsoft and small-game BB guns don't get orange tips because they could actually put the hurt on somebody in comparison to a nerf gun or a cap gun.
 
  • Like
  • Informative
Reactions: Unabomber Eleven and Q_Anon1001
crying and shidding said:
I'm not sure what bike shop he's gone to in the past, but there are 3 bike shops that likely offer repair (or at the very least parts, and probably somebody who would walk him through it/or even help him do it) within 2.5 miles walk (one of them is even only 1.5 miles) from his apt on google maps, so possibly even shorter since our boglim probably knows all the shortcuts and alleyways he can cut through. the bars/liquor stores he goes to are a similar length walk so he has no excuse. the front tire is fucked up, he can still walk the bike, but for the reasons I mentioned, he has no interest in doing that.
Click to expand...
It’s amusing to me that like 50% of the users here probably know enough to do a basic guided tour of Casper, despite living nowhere near Casper.
 
  • Like
  • Agree
Reactions: Unabomber Eleven, OK_Cogitator, FattyWatcher and 5 others
RL Steinbeck said:
It’s amusing to me that like 50% of the users here probably know enough to do a basic guided tour of Casper, despite living nowhere near Casper.
Click to expand...
Yup, it is pretty crazy.

Some of us know local stores, bars, schools, and all sorts of shit due to following Cobes.

Him not going out though sucks. I always thought he seemed the weirdest when slouching alongside normies. After hours of watching, you get kinda immune to how fucking weird he is and odd looking. Then he streams while in a shop and you can see the other patrons looking at the weird homeless guy with a wand in his pocket, dog collar on his neck, and a penis tattoo on his arm.
 
  • Agree
  • Like
Reactions: Judas Connor Moon, FattyWatcher, semitooth and 7 others
Bixby Snyder said:
I’d like to think it’s high school kids but I suspect they are older, which is sadder
Click to expand...
Middle aged women and probably low T men
They want to feel better about themselves they gaslight themselves into believing cobra is actually malicious they don't feel bad about what they do because to them they think they are morally right
It's like that fat prick that got him fired from Wendys
They're all Karen's
 
  • Like
  • Agree
Reactions: Mimitchi, Caldera505, Judas Connor Moon and 7 others
crying and shidding said:
I believe he popped one of the tires, and it now sits in his bedroom. In the video where Mr Green helped him get his door unstuck you can see it in the background in his bedroom. Unless he sold it for scrap money or something it is most likely still just sitting there collecting dust like most everything else in his apt.

Click to expand...
Anyone have a quick backstory on this Mr green guy? Was he like a troll that hung out with him and was nice or something?
 
  • Late
Reactions: crying and shidding
Devious Dave said:
Anyone have a quick backstory on this Mr green guy? Was he like a troll that hung out with him and was nice or something?
Click to expand...

I think that's about all we know other than a AMA he did on the reddit about the Cobra Cave, he was in the area or not far from it stopped by and said "Hi" and hung out with him, floorlord broke the door and he helped him get out not long after he left did a 180 and helped him out or he'd be stuck there for days.
 
  • Like
Reactions: FattyWatcher and Devious Dave
Devious Dave said:
Anyone have a quick backstory on this Mr green guy? Was he like a troll that hung out with him and was nice or something?
Click to expand...
He did an interview with Seizure I think in the NYE video last year. He's just a redditor who lived nearby. He was honestly the most wholesome person to enter the cobra lair.
 
  • Agree
  • Like
Reactions: Judas Connor Moon, FattyWatcher, Devious Dave and 4 others
ManiacalChrisBenoit said:
He did an interview with Seizure I think in the NYE video last year. He's just a redditor who lived nearby. He was honestly the most wholesome person to enter the cobra lair.
Click to expand...
I don't condone tapping the glass (fuck off with your gay ass word filter), but he was the few people I think was actually good for Cobra.
Did anyone archive this stream? I noticed he deleted it. Was right after his "video responces" stream with Blaire White. Was it even worth archiving?
yewtube.png
 
  • Like
  • Thunk-Provoking
Reactions: Judas Connor Moon and Phalanges Mycologist
I don’t think Cobes would consciously or willfully hurt an animal, but I could imagine him thinking of dog or cat as a ‘familiar’ who wants to take bong rips with him. I’d sooner see somebody break down why this is wrong to him rather than goad him into a corner over it, just causing him to deny any wrongdoing.
 
  • Like
  • Agree
Reactions: Mimitchi, XxxwernxxX, Baby Cakes and 4 others
DrNow said:
I don’t think Cobes would consciously or willfully hurt an animal, but I could imagine him thinking of dog or cat as a ‘familiar’ who wants to take bong rips with him. I’d sooner see somebody break down why this is wrong to him rather than goad him into a corner over it, just causing him to deny any wrongdoing.
Click to expand...

He's already sorta done that by giving a dog Mountain Dew once and I'm sure someone said he blew weed smoke in a dog or cats face once but i can't swear to that.
 
DrNow said:
I don’t think Cobes would consciously or willfully hurt an animal, but I could imagine him thinking of dog or cat as a ‘familiar’ who wants to take bong rips with him. I’d sooner see somebody break down why this is wrong to him rather than goad him into a corner over it, just causing him to deny any wrongdoing.
Click to expand...

Cobes thinks Mountain Dew is awesome, so dogs would love it! Weed is is super cool, so obie dog wants to be dank too!

I don't think he does the shit with malicious intent but the end result is not good for the animals. Like everything else in his life, he doesn't think shit through or is too stupid.

As we always say -- Cobes is fucking retarded
 
  • Like
  • Agree
Reactions: Mimitchi, FattyWatcher, Devious Dave and 3 others
DrNow said:
I don’t think Cobes would consciously or willfully hurt an animal, but I could imagine him thinking of dog or cat as a ‘familiar’ who wants to take bong rips with him. I’d sooner see somebody break down why this is wrong to him rather than goad him into a corner over it, just causing him to deny any wrongdoing.
Click to expand...
He admitted years ago that he punched the family dog once for pissing it off.

But yeah the mtdew wasn’t malicious, he’s just a retard
 
  • Informative
Reactions: dethrasr
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back