Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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It's easy to see how much Ivan sucks a bag of dicks; Matt Green was knighted "homeboy " status. Ivan is but a mere FanBoy. Lol. Fail
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Mr. Green totally mogged cobes, totally dominated the room when he was around. Frankly I was hoping he visits again someday but who knows with how cobes is these days.
 
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Cobes for obvious reasons should not have a pet. I’ve seen people far more organised than Cobes who I still don’t feel make good pet owners. For some reason, people who are unable to take responsibility for their own lives believe they’ll be good at being responsible for a pet. How many times have you seen these TLC shows where some morbidly obese hoarder has half a dozen cats roaming around the chaos they’ve allowed to build up.
 
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After watching and skipping around the bacon beer mac n cheese vid, Im amazed at how Cobes isnt a fat fuck yet. Like he doesnt move, he eats like shit, he's constantly drinking. How does our boy keep such a relatively trim figure :thinking:
 
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Bogliacci said:
After watching and skipping around the bacon beer mac n cheese vid, Im amazed at how Cobes isnt a fat fuck yet. Like he doesnt move, he eats like shit, he's constantly drinking. How does our boy keep such a relatively trim figure :thinking:
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He eats occasionally. You will hear him mention it now and then. He probably gets most his calories from booze and then passes out.
 
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Bogliacci said:
After watching and skipping around the bacon beer mac n cheese vid, Im amazed at how Cobes isnt a fat fuck yet. Like he doesnt move, he eats like shit, he's constantly drinking. How does our boy keep such a relatively trim figure :thinking:
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Fast metabolism holds up even without riding bike TWU.

Jokes aside, if he keeps his current regimen up the second half of his thirties is going to hit him like a sledgehammer compared to the light tap of his first.
 
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Bogliacci said:
After watching and skipping around the bacon beer mac n cheese vid, Im amazed at how Cobes isnt a fat fuck yet. Like he doesnt move, he eats like shit, he's constantly drinking. How does our boy keep such a relatively trim figure :thinking:
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He eats occasionally. You will hear him mention it now and then. He probably gets most his calories from booze and then passes out.
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Long-term alcoholics especially aren’t usually fat, as they prefer to drink rather than eat. That’s part of what gives em wet brain, the lack of nutrients from actual food
I hope Cobes doesn’t get wet brain, it’s sad af and very disturbing to be around. Maybe one of his Reddit fans will send him a B-dominant multivitamin for him to probably not take

A doc about a long-term hostel in England for lifer alcoholics, lots have wet brain, it’s really sad but interesting
 
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The ghost of madame souza said:
Long-term alcoholics especially aren’t usually fat, as they prefer to drink rather than eat. That’s part of what gives em wet brain, the lack of nutrients from actual food
I hope Cobes doesn’t get wet brain, it’s sad af and very disturbing to be around. Maybe one of his Reddit fans will send him a B-dominant multivitamin for him to probably not take

A doc about a long-term hostel in England for lifer alcoholics, lots have wet brain, it’s really sad but interesting
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Yup, plus when you're drunk it actively interferes with thiamine uptake and other things get depleted alongside it, especially magnesium. If Cobra was just binging but otherwise sober it would mitigate that a lot since he'd have periods of normal uptake but now he's basically drinking all the time.

That also means a lot worse alcohol withdrawal, so now you're stuck in a position where you have to drink to stave off the withdrawals but at the same time that. It's not even so much the amount you drink by itself (although that will also be very high with chronic alcohol abuse), it's the constant state of intoxication your body adapts to that causes the most serious withdrawal symptoms.
 
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Hail Satin 666. I love my kiwis as much as I hate my troles.
And remember
IF YOURE A GUY AND SHES TOO FAT THEN YOURE ... BOOOODY SHAAAAAAMIIIIIIING

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