Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[MangoDesu]

So glad to hear Casper's sexiest bad boy is getting an anime adaptation

 

[Bixby Snyder]

The Museum of Death is worth a visit. They have photos of topless murder victims above the toilets in the men’s room. Cobra would love it.

“Today a homeless man was caught masturbating to photos of dead topless women in the museum of death. All charges were dropped after it was discovered he has autism and cannot be prosecuted under the law…”

 

[Baby Cakes]

“Today a homeless man was caught masturbating to photos of dead topless women in the museum of death. All charges were dropped after it was discovered he has autism and cannot be prosecuted under the law…”

"Yessssssthhhhh..."

But for real I'd like to hear about Cobes going to one of the museums of death. He probably wouldn't be able to handle seeing real shit.

By the way...

Boglim Chronicles always has the best intro tracks.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

from reddit

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

from reddit

You forget just how badly he wore that hat until you see it in progression - poor hat.

 

[Wintermute_Zero]

from reddit

Poor hat, ended up rotten then beaten against the arm of the dog chair, imagine how many chair bugs died in that massacre...

 

[Bogliacci]

from reddit

I love how it's a cheapo halloween cowboy hat too

 

[Dick Pooman]

Pre-Holiday 2022 teeth update from Cobes. Gingivitis coming in nicely.

 

[vertebrae]

What's the number doods???

 

[Baby Cakes]

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Pre-Holiday 2022 teeth update from Cobes. Gingivitis coming in nicely.

Man, he has the teeth of a Japanese NEET.

 

[Potion_Time]

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Pre-Holiday 2022 teeth update from Cobes. Gingivitis coming in nicely.

Holy fuck his top gums are horrific. I can't imagine how much pain he has to be in.

 

[Baby Cakes]

Holy fuck his top gums are horrific. I can't imagine how much pain he has to be in.

Spoiler: Hypothetical Conversation

"Hey, Cobes. You were warned your teeth would fall out and you'd have health problems."
Cobes: "Yep."
"Know what health problems you're going to have next?"
Cobes: -mixing bud light and bang-

Yeah his mouth has to fucking hurt. Those gums look inflamed and infected.

 

[Dick Pooman]

Spoiler: Hypothetical Conversation

"Hey, Cobes. You were warned your teeth would fall out and you'd have health problems."
Cobes: "Yep."
"Know what health problems you're going to have next?"
Cobes: -mixing bud light and bang-

Yeah his mouth has to fucking hurt. Those gums look inflamed and infected.

We had a running theory in the thread going back a few years where all of his weird pauses are caused by searing tooth and gum pain.

 

[Beak Thing]

from reddit

He went from Goth bad boy, to cowboy, to Australian bushranger, to Pfc. Saunders during the Tet Offensive.

 

[Bogliacci]

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Pre-Holiday 2022 teeth update from Cobes. Gingivitis coming in nicely.

This is the best look at his chomper's we've gotten in awhile and HOLY FUCKING SHIT

 

[Potion_Time]

Pfc. Saunders during the Tet Offensive.

I still laugh that this was a thumbnail on a legit popular youtube channel.

 

[Baby Cakes]

We had a running theory in the thread going back a few years where all of his weird pauses are caused by searing tooth and gum pain.

I remember that - and he holds the liquor to numb his mouth a little.

 

[SaltyFantaMan]

"I haven't smoked spice in years"
Nice Freudian Slip at 1:20

 

[Big Al's Famous Pork]

Boglim Chronicles is a cunt, but that video was pretty funny.

 

[Pignat]

"I haven't smoked spice in years"
Nice Freudian Slip at 1:20

>Walt cannot wear tactical soap because of the agent orange he contracted as a Marine sniper
>I was in army
>It is what it is
kek