Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

This is the year I predict he will finally lose a tooth. It's been a prediction before but them chompers are really starting to hurt him so one's gotta go. I think it will be a molar too. His front teeth are fucked, but his back teeth really take a beating.

A stretch prediction is another apartment incident. I don't think it will be an eviction, but I think the writers are really planning something fun for this year.
 
I remember waaay waaay waaay back in the day when I mostly just was active in the ADF thread, seeing Cobes's vids in the wild and chortling at how fucking retarded the guy looked, but I never got too into him until about 2020. You def got it right about the clip channels making it bearable.
I remember feeling the same way, but eventually I started watching him live. Sometimes the clipping channels miss little nuggets of content. Like during Cobra's stream to the Queen, he starts a Prince cover that never actually goes off the ground. It was majestic. It was the first time I've heard him actually mention an artist other than the usual goth suspects: The Beatles, Johnny Cash, Ozzy, etc.

EDIT: Shout out to cutting back on drinking on camera. My dude is sloshed on lavendar flavored wine lol
 
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This thread needs tons and tons more of that Cobes fanart. I love it!
thanks :heart-full:

merry christmas dawg.
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Troll took GoPro footage during the lair tour




Something I really hadn't thought about until now. He sits so fucking far away from his computer. Even his computer setup is retarded (not that I expected him to do anything with any intelligent thought).

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It's gotta be 4 feet at least when he's sitting in it leaned back. He has to constantly learn forward practically out of his chair to use his keyboard or mouse. Just all day rocking back and forth while he tugs his trouser snake/streams/makes instrument noise recordings.
 
Troll took GoPro footage during the lair tour


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Something I really hadn't thought about until now. He sits so fucking far away from his computer. Even his computer setup is retarded (not that I expected him to do anything with any intelligent thought).

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It's gotta be 4 feet at least when he's sitting in it leaned back. He has to constantly learn forward practically out of his chair to use his keyboard or mouse. Just all day rocking back and forth while he tugs his trouser snake/streams/makes instrument noise recordings.
fucking kek. they blurred the mirror reflection, as well as their reflection in a mule mug on the bar at the end. also something about the mac camera and his phone camera just makes the place look even more disgusting. don't get me wrong, the place is pretty gross but I've absolutely been in worse. this is pretty 'clean' as far as alcoholic retards go.
 
When do you guys think Cobra is gonna hit mainstream? Has any big YouTuber ever reacted to his cooking videos? I would like to see some cooking channel try to recreate something
He's gotten pretty well known at this point. There have been more posts in this thread in this last year (400+) than there were between 2016-2021.
 
How do we know that's what got him evicted? Did his old land lord say something
Its all on video, look for Bitesized video, eviction call or something like that. Nipple king is on the phone (alots up Josh) call, then later is a drunk stream where he flat out says " there were concerns about the torch", goes on to explain his paint cans aren't even near it toobz. Some of the funniest stuff you'll watch of the boglim.
Edit: Added link, has drunk stream in 2nd half where he whines about paint cans and torch.
 
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