Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Mister Uno]

I had tears in my eyes while listening live. Really wish his content was more Beavis and Butthead shenanigans like this and less gender relayshuns rant #4826

Although it was funny, I really don't want more fags messing with Josh. Waiting for the day someone does the big funny to him and takes credit for it, then regards on reddit try to one up each other on the trolling.

 

[Associate Rick]

This reminds me of when he called up CY bar, he has a weirdly good telephone manner. Really sober, on the level and reasonable. If you didn’t know Josh and just had a voice on the phone to go by, you’d not envision kingcobrajfs.

He does appear to have really good manners, remember when his neighbours were complaining about food deliveries for him being sent to their apartments? It seems like one area Clint succeeded as simply having good manners can defuse bad situations especially with the cops.

 

[charlesdickens]

Josh has always been incredibly meek and doesn't like confrontation. He is only a badass tough guy when he can talk shit safely. He will always back down quickly if not immediately, especially without any liquid courage. He acts big online and goes on about how he could have fucked the offending person up when anything is caught on camera and if it was off-camera, then of course he beat their ass.

My favorite out of all these moments was when the cops came after he actually did throw a very drunk Warlord Campbell to the ground and his phone out the window; he seemed worried he might get in trouble, he told them "I support blue lives matter, officers" while he was unaware that someone in Porkney's Discord was recording. This was the same leak where the Discord told him Alicia Rhodey was still alive after he was crying about it, then he was genuinely confused about hearing voices. It's a good glimpse into Josh when he isn't hamming it up on camera and thinks he is in a safe space unrecorded.

Also you're all falling for "he's on something/what is it?" bullshit that plagues Reddit all the time. It's pointless. If he's actually not drinking, he's going to be seemingly a lot more lucid and less sedated. I get it's been a few years, plus the gender relashuns genuinely does work him up; he falls for the rage bait every time. He's been using kratom for years and gets it sent to him more than people think. He's aware of the addictive qualities that it has. He has always seemed a bit apprehensive to be a regular user because of that. Of course, like his views of vaping, that can all change.

To sum it up, Josh is a scared little pussy no mater which way you slice it.

 

[Bogliacci]

Josh needs to be humbled. I do not want anything to happen the little sport but at some point screeching "Ahm awwwtistic DUUUDE" is not going to stop a fist. He needs something to humble him externally like a smack or internally like a kidney failing. He won't suddenly get a 160 IQ but maybe he'll be more grounded in fact .

I don't know man, if getting called by Papa Nips live on stream with the entire conversation of how he's getting evicted and he caused 6k worth of damage didn't give him any humble pie, nothing will.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

A normal person might drop a few bucks on a ticket and laugh it off, to him thats a bottle of bud or a door dash order

TBH I'm shocked he doesn't play more, honestly I've met so many low income alcoholics who buy a ticket every day, hell I know some who's whole life consists of House, Boozer, Newsagents and Bookies.

seemed worried he might get in trouble, he said "I support blue lives matter, officer" while he was unaware that someone in Porkney's Discord was recording the exchange.

I think Clunt did manage to hammer into him some how don't fuck around with the police and it's one thing he's taken to heart.

I don't know man, if getting called by Papa Nips live on stream with the entire conversation of how he's getting evicted and he caused 6k worth of damage didn't give him any humble pie, nothing will.

TBH I think that's because he recovered so quickly if he was forced back into the Green Room for a few weeks he'd feel it an shock him but he was a in a new place in under a month too.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

he’s been drooling more now

 

[Negative Toxic Loser]

He has zero disposable income.

Lmao. All his income is disposable.

 

[D_Tractor]

This reminds me of when he called up CY bar, he has a weirdly good telephone manner. Really sober, on the level and reasonable. If you didn’t know Josh and just had a voice on the phone to go by, you’d not envision kingcobrajfs.

He was trained to be a receptionist at Job Corps and answered their phones all day. He was complimented on his professionalism on the phone.

 

[Bogliacci]

He was trained to be a receptionist at Job Corps and answered their phones all day. He was complimented on his professionalism on the phone.

What fucking goober looked at him and thought "Yeah this guy would be decent as the very first face a new customer sees or hears at a business."
Even before Josh became a soon to be toothless boglim, he still had that air of wonk about him.

 

[Big Al's Famous Pork]

What fucking goober looked at him and thought "Yeah this guy would be decent as the very first face a new customer sees or hears at a business."
Even before Josh became a soon to be toothless boglim, he still had that air of wonk about him.

You don't see the person you're talking to on the phone bud....

 

[Bogliacci]

You don't see the person you're talking to on the phone bud....

Receptionists also have to be the person to, hmmm, receive people in the reception area right?

 

[Big Al's Famous Pork]

Receptionists also have to be the person to, hmmm, receive people in the reception area right?

I'm not sure which of us is more autistic at this point.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

You don't see the person you're talking to on the phone bud....

I’m sure you would be able to smell his breath through the phone lol

 

[tphreak]

they're just going to be wyoming state filings. all he needs to do is scan anything that comes in and then he can use them as coasters, i don't care.

i'm dead serious. easiest job in the world. i will compensate him

I would bet within like two weeks Clint would be doing all of the work. In fact, Clint would probably do it for you if you tossed Josh a few bucks.

When do you guys think Cobra is gonna hit mainstream? Has any big YouTuber ever reacted to his cooking videos? I would like to see some cooking channel try to recreate something

Imagine if someone trolled Uncle Roger into reviewing one of his cooking videos. I would nominate the sushi burger video because it's so unhinged and includes Asian food.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

Somebody who is righteous with AI picture generators please make a pic of Mr T as a gothic wizard.

I'm not one for AI generators, but here's a lazy photobash overpaint.

Imagine if someone trolled Uncle Roger into reviewing one of his cooking videos. I would nominate the sushi burger video because it's so unhinged and includes Asian food.

I'd buy that for a dollar.

 

[BoglimArchives]

Imagine if someone trolled Uncle Roger into reviewing one of his cooking videos. I would nominate the sushi burger video because it's so unhinged and includes Asian food.

Honestly my first thought was "Man, the LAST thing Josh needs is more retard zoomers in his shit" but I don't even care anymore. Let it all burn, accelerate death.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

I'm hear for the lolz but I really don't want Cobes blowing up. He is at that 'sweet spot' where he can drink himself to death over decades -- not days. Only good thing about him being so boring is most people won't stick around after a 4 hour genda reylashuns rant to watch him do one funny moment

 

[BoglimArchives]

I'm hear for the lolz but I really don't want Cobes blowing up.

If it makes you feel any better, Cobes has always been blown up by content creators or normies. He's been on the front page of Reddit a handful of times, been all over Twitter trending, tons of YouTube mini-docs and livestreamers covering him. Lots of new people show up, some of them stay but most of them leave because he is extremely fucking boring, especially now.

 

[RollingRock2]

TWU

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

A question arises -

Has Josh ever mentioned fishing or going fishing? In this still from his old apartment to the left of the walking stick it looks like there is two fishing rods in Rod Bags.

If you look at them a larger ring looks like it's poking out of the one on the right and the tip ring on a quiver tip seems to be poking out.