Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

HiveDull said:
Is all the alcohol he's consuming making his eye wonky again?
I know he got surgery to fix his wonky eye, but I didn't think it would get wonky again.
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Yeah it can totally go back to being wonky. One of my IRL friends had that surgery and it fixed his eyes for a while but it slowly re-wonked itself :/

D_Tractor said:
"whenever I got grounded for underage porn"
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Ladies and gentlemen, we got him. What a sicko! 🤮
 
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Diabetical Materialism said:
Good question. Anyone know what his stance on sickos is?
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I don’t know, but I don’t think he’s very depraved when it comes to pornography. He has a public porn account where you can watch his latest likes and watches. Only lesbian porn of course, as watching anything with a dick is gay.
“Josh is a pedophile” comes from when he had his second sex doll “fun sized Felicia”. People said it to get a reaction, which is why you have him mention “off age gf”.

This does remind me of when people called him gay (to get a reaction of course), which led to him being pissed and deny it, which led to people saying he was a homophobe.

Josh, who supports everyone, denied this by saying “I don’t hate gay people! As long as those flaming faggots stay away from me.”

Before social justice really took off, Josh was rambling about black people taking offense to the word nigger.
“When people call me retard, I say ‘Thank you for noticing.’ Black people should do the same!”

This was around 2018-19 or so
Edit: and the «flamingo faggots» comment was probably around 2017
 
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Jizzrag said:
Josh, who support everyone, denied this by saying “I don’t hate gay people! As long as those flaming faggots stay away from me.”

Before social justice really took off, Josh was rambling about black people taking offense to the word nigger.
“When people call me retard, I say ‘Thank you for noticing!’ Black people should do the same!”

This was around 2018-19 or so
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Our boy used to be so based (:_(
 
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I wonder what would happen if some paypig give him like a grand. He would probably buy fuck loads of overpriced meals, try drinking himself to death after buying the coolest looking liquor, and then bitch about everything costing too much. I know he got his youtube cash back in the day but he's now a fullblown alcoholic with only his bank account limiting his booze intake.
 
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Bixby Snyder said:
I wonder what would happen if some paypig give him like a grand. He would probably buy fuck loads of overpriced meals, try drinking himself to death after buying the coolest looking liquor, and then bitch about everything costing too much. I know he got his youtube cash back in the day but he's now a fullblown alcoholic with only his bank account limiting his booze intake.
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Why wonder? This is the KingcobraJFS-thread. We're not dealing in speculative fiction here, this is established history. TWU.
 
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Bixby Snyder said:
I wonder what would happen if some paypig give him like a grand. He would probably buy fuck loads of overpriced meals, try drinking himself to death after buying the coolest looking liquor, and then bitch about everything costing too much. I know he got his youtube cash back in the day but he's now a fullblown alcoholic with only his bank account limiting his booze intake.
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If you thought his ego was big now imagine after getting 1000 smackaroos from a pay piggie lmao
 
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Has this been posted yet?
It's really sad how much he's deteriorated you can really see it on display in this vid compared to when he first did the BB gun video
The original video was actually kinda good the BB gun looked sorta cool at the end and even if you think it doesn't he was at least doing stuff instead of drinking
 
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D_Tractor said:
"whenever I got grounded for underage porn"
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Whoa whoa whoa whoa

what the fuck lmao

pumpkintree said:
Has anyone come across files for his Cemetery Gates album? That thing dropped off the face of the Earth.
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Earlier in the thread, we managed to find all of the albums with exception to that one. I'm gunna upload every album I can get my hands on to my YouTube channel, I'm so fuckin' sick of looking through defunct archives for this shit. If someone has Cemetery Gates, post it.
 
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