Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Spam_my_shit]

Has someone ever sent an pro audio equipment to cobes? His audio sucks ass. Hard to listen to. I got extra equipment if this has not been done before

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Has someone ever sent an pro audio equipment to cobes? His audio sucks ass. Hard to listen to. I got extra equipment if this has not been done before

Yes it has, same with camera equipment and he doesnt use any of it - he's really technically inept it has to be no more complex than a single button press or he's unable to use it.

Don't waist your time, money or effort on it.

 

[pumpkintree]

Whoa whoa whoa whoa

what the fuck lmao


Earlier in the thread, we managed to find all of the albums with exception to that one. I'm gunna upload every album I can get my hands on to my YouTube channel, I'm so fuckin' sick of looking through defunct archives for this shit. If someone has Cemetery Gates, post it.

I have been collecting all the albums for archiving. Besides Cemetery Gates, I just need to finish The Darkness—I’m waiting on one YouTube account to fix the chapters before I rip them.

I can give all my files to you if you’d like, so you can post them to YouTube.

 

[DrNow]

Whoa whoa whoa whoa

what the fuck lmao


Earlier in the thread, we managed to find all of the albums with exception to that one. I'm gunna upload every album I can get my hands on to my YouTube channel, I'm so fuckin' sick of looking through defunct archives for this shit. If someone has Cemetery Gates, post it.

I swear I remember Cobes saying he had a song called ‘daddy dearest’ where he sampled Clint shouting at him. I tried finding it but there was nothing.

 

[BoglimArchives]

Has someone ever sent an pro audio equipment to cobes? His audio sucks ass. Hard to listen to. I got extra equipment if this has not been done before

Someone sent him a fairly good microphone once and he used it for a bit, then it stopped working or broke. This was when he could muster the smallest amount of fuck to give doing anything but now, it's just a waste of time and money to send him anything. He's got a closet full of fan shit that never gets used or cared for.

I swear I remember Cobes saying he had a song called ‘daddy dearest’ where he sampled Clint shouting at him. I tried finding it but there was nothing.

"Do you know what I see when I look at you, Josh? It's my little boy. With all his hopes and dreams. The whole world in front of him. He can choose to do whatever he wants to do, but no......he chooses hate. That's what I see, Josh. You don't have to be that, you don't have to be a psychotic fuckin' enraged lunatic who hates women and loves guns and loves violence. You need to get help, you need to get help, because apparently you aren't that little guy. " - Clint Saunders

This was all over Josh playing GTA but I have a feeling that Clint's particularly sensitive to Josh being like this because his mother was a fucking lunatic.

 

[Bogliacci]

Someone sent him a fairly good microphone once and he used it for a bit, then it stopped working or broke. This was when he could muster the smallest amount of fuck to give doing anything but now, it's just a waste of time and money to send him anything. He's got a closet full of fan shit that never gets used or cared for.

"Do you know what I see when I look at you, Josh? It's my little boy. With all his hopes and dreams. The whole world in front of him. He can choose to do whatever he wants to do, but no......he chooses hate. That's what I see, Josh. You don't have to be that, you don't have to be a psychotic fuckin' enraged lunatic who hates women and loves guns and loves violence. You need to get help, you need to get help, because apparently you aren't that little guy. " - Clint Saunders

This was all over Josh playing GTA but I have a feeling that Clint's particularly sensitive to Josh being like this because his mother was a fucking lunatic.

Well congratulations clint your little boy has grown up to be an alcoholic asshole that rants about killing you and the family on the way to christmas, but he's over 18 so your hands are tied

 

[Baby Cakes]

Well congratulations clint your little boy has grown up to be an alcoholic asshole that rants about killing you and the family on the way to christmas, but he's over 18 so your hands are tied

Credit to whoever made this.

 

[bonified retard]

Has someone ever sent an pro audio equipment to cobes? His audio sucks ass. Hard to listen to. I got extra equipment if this has not been done before

He's been sent every kind of production equipment he could ever need. He recently read a donation asking if he received the tripod they sent him. He said yes. A couple days later he uploads a cooking video with his phone pointing at the ceiling the entire time.

 

[Big Nasty]

I found this too:

https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:5798085

 

[BoglimArchives]

He's been sent every kind of production equipment he could ever need. He recently read a donation asking if he received the tripod they sent him. He said yes. A couple days later he uploads a cooking video with his phone pointing at the ceiling the entire time.

Yeah it's basically a waste of time to give him anything that requires effort to use. He's a stubborn, lazy retard. If you wanna send extra production equipment, send it to me. I'll actually use it.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

He's been sent every kind of production equipment he could ever need. He recently read a donation asking if he received the tripod they sent him. He said yes. A couple days later he uploads a cooking video with his phone pointing at the ceiling the entire time.

That really infuriates me so much - I have a little tiny folding tripod in my bag that can take my DSLR and Phone and it goes with me EVERYWHERE and is a really basic bit of equipment and he just can't be bothered using one, hell papa nips would gladly give him one (I've yet to meet a photographer who hasn't got dozens of them).

 

[crying and shidding]

That really infuriates me so much - I have a little tiny folding tripod in my bag that can take my DSLR and Phone and it goes with me EVERYWHERE and is a really basic bit of equipment and he just can't be bothered using one, hell papa nips would gladly give him one (I've yet to meet a photographer who hasn't got dozens of them).

yeah I've thought for a while he could probably get a good bump in views for his cooking videos if he would just put the phone on a tripod instead of holding it the entire time so we can see more of what he's doing like in the cheesy chip chicken fried steak video.

 

[The LintuX dude]

I love this, so very well written.

Only thing i miss is in the Favorite phrases section,
"i hate sicko's, fuck sicko's"
and of course
"I hate x more then i love ozzy"
The mod that reads this for approval please delete this ><, first post and like a dork i didnt realize how the forum works.

Has someone ever sent an pro audio equipment to cobes? His audio sucks ass. Hard to listen to. I got extra equipment if this has not been done before

You would probably have to somehow get into contact with him, convince him your not one of his trolls (shouldnt be that hard) and then explain painstainkingly slowly how to do everything. But to be honest, cobes with decent audio and a nicer video feed, would be amazing.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

yeah I've thought for a while he could probably get a good bump in views for his cooking videos if he would just put the phone on a tripod instead of holding it the entire time so we can see more of what he's doing like in the cheesy chip chicken fried steak video.

I mean just cleaning his phone lens will help, Hell even Chris managed to get a Selfie stick tripod thing and used the Bluetooth shutter release for a while too. For perspective Chris was able to take better photographs and use basic photography accessories and had a passing interest in using that equipment, But Josh with Clint a "professional photographer" at home who would have loved to share that with Josh and he either ignored it or just really cant be arsed.

 

[G.Rapefruit]

Cobes latest shout out video just droppedand it appears the “Who Are These Podcasts?” listeners have latched onto our boy. Karl Hamburger? That’s a funny name. Gotta love cobes obliviousness to everything and inability to do the smallest amount of research to prevent the trolls from constantly dunking on him. Now TWU!

 

[HiveDull]

Honestly, I really like the phone camera food videos. They aren't high quality or anything, but it gives you the POV of a helpless chairbug (Rest in peace, Mrs. Green).
On a sidenote, I'm surprised that he hasn't dropped his phone into his grease creations.

 

[Baby Cakes]

yeah I've thought for a while he could probably get a good bump in views for his cooking videos if he would just put the phone on a tripod instead of holding it the entire time so we can see more of what he's doing like in the cheesy chip chicken fried steak video.

I want more Pam bottle freakouts.

 

[CerealKilla420]

This was all over Josh playing GTA but I have a feeling that Clint's particularly sensitive to Josh being like this because his mother was a fucking lunatic.

Man that really is something else... It's honestly easy to forget, but a lot of parents were up in arms over videogames back in the day...

 

[HiveDull]

Josh would've been a better person if Papa Clunt instilled the teachings of God into our boy and took him out more to go fishing instead of focusing on being a feminist lmao.

 

[Devious Dave]

This is late I know but I have been thinking about the registered agent thing. I don't know if Null thinks he's actually competent of doing what he would need to, but I understand why he would want him to be the agent. It makes sense because if these mentally ill trans freaks go after Cobra, they look awful for going after someone who's clearly mentally stunted. Also, Cobra already gets fucked with, and I imagine his local police department is somewhat capable of dealing with swattings at this point. I think something to consider would be if Josh was the registered agent on paper and then someone else would do all the work behind the scenes. That way, Null can still have an agent that can be somewhat untouchable, but there's also still someone competent enough to make sure Null gets what he needs.

I'm sure I'm not the only one who's come to this conclusion either but Its smart of null to have Josh be his agent
Im also not trying to imply null wants to take advantage of Josh or anything I think he does genuinely want to give him some legitimate income opportunity