Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

RollingRock2 said:
I think Cobes is genuinely too regarded to understand ABV. Which is why he'll buy bud light and liquor and mix them when he could've just bought a case of cheap 6% beer for half the price. Any other drunk would know how to get the most alchohol per dollar.
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With how many expensive addons he puts on his delivery food I'm suprised you'd expect him to ever optimize his consumption habits of anything.
 
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All I want for valentine's day is to share that pepperoni with cobes like that scene from lady & the tramp
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Bogliacci said:
He's currently combining 5 shooters with a can of bud light and he said "It's one drink, it's fine if it's one." Lmfao I dont think we've ever had a clearer answer to if he considers adding a bunch of liquor together into a single cup as one drink, but there it is.
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Pretty soon our BOY is gonna buy a mini keg and put a straw in it
 

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Kermit Jizz said:
I'd like to see someone sit Josh down and run a little experiment. Pour 4 shooters into a glass and ask him how many drinks he has. He'd say one of course. Then take the exact same 4 shooters but split them into two glasses. Ask him how many drinks he has now. I think he'd have a "steels heavier than feathers" moment.
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There's a test for that sort of cognition. I't's meant for little kids but I'm not sure if modern day wet brain Cobes would pass...
 
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For those who don’t know, NoJumper is a very popular hip hop/Los Angeles gang culture/“urban” culture YouTube channel.

This is going to bring in a big influx of newcomers to the Cobraverse and this is probably the biggest channel/account to name drop him (NoJumper helped put many rappers on the map during the Souncloud rap era).

It will be interesting to see what the fallout is from this. All I can say is I hope it doesn’t result in another wave of a-logs and enablers his popularity on Tik Tok seemed to create.

It’s very popular with coomers and gen z white kids who think being in a street gang is cool, so definitely a different audience than Josh usually attracts.

Edit: Fixed a sentence that I meant to change before posting
 
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GeorgeApley said:
For those who don’t know, NoJumper is a very popular hip hop/Los Angeles gang culture/“urban” culture YouTube channel.

This is going to bring in a big influx of newcomers to the Cobraverse and this is probably the biggest channel/account to name drop him (NoJumper helped put many rappers on the map during the Souncloud rap era).

It will be interesting to see what the fallout is from this. All I can say is I hope it doesn’t result in another wave of a-logs and enablers his popularity on Tik Tok seemed to create.

It’s very popular with coomers and gen z white kids who think being in a street gang is cool, so definitely a different audience than Josh usually attracts.

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by hip hop/Los Angeles gang culture/“urban” culture he means niggers
 
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D_Tractor said:
No Jumper (3 million followers) jordposted on IG
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No Jumper 🏀 on Instagram: "Bro got standards that’s all 😂 🤷🏾‍♂️ • @Riemoh"

474K Likes, 9,774 Comments - No Jumper 🏀 (@nojumper) on Instagram: "Bro got standards that’s all 😂 🤷🏾‍♂️ • @Riemoh"
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It’s a nigger account that like to steal videos and post misleading info. I can see why people follows it. Lol look at the likes. Not even a lot compare to his followers. Cobra is even unpopular on instagram.
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crying and shidding said:
those top teeth aren't making it through the end of this year. he's obviously already in pain and they're just getting worse everyday, and it's going to get to a point where he can't deal with it anymore.
I wonder if Clint will cover the bill at an actual dentist, or if he'll just drag him down to the dental clinic; he'd certainly fit in with the rest of the bums there.
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(Josh after a weeklong absence from YouTube with brand new dentures) "thSup Youtubersth itsth your gothic bad boy back oncthe again proving my trollsth that I own them. thSee? thSaw the dentsthistht and cleaned my teeth up." (Eyebrows raise and pauses to look at video feed(
Devious Dave said:
Screenshots from the latest Boglim Chronicles video. Maybe, I'm getting mad at the internet here and I'm being a simp for Cobra, but this is so fucking gay. These people are worse than the Wings trolls with their logic to make themselves feel morally superior to Cobra. They really expect him to tip unwanted deliveries. They also want him banned from delivery services, something he does probably need since he doesn't have a driver's license.
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People think Boglim Chronicles is good but he immediately came out w shirts and merch etc and then the shite poking increased because the retards who watch the retard love to see their name pop up on a YouTube video. I say it every time but Boglim Chronicles should be beheaded.
 
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Lesbian Sleepover said:
People think Boglim Chronicles is good but he immediately came out w shirts and merch etc and then the shite poking increased because the retards who watch the retard love to see their name pop up on a YouTube video.
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He always came off as malicious or angry to me. Just show the damn clips and leave the alog comments if not all comments out. They don't really add anything in my opinion.
 
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