Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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The chat highlights were great and if cobes streamed with chat windowed he would get WAY more viewers/engagement
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Cobes natural reaction to most confrontation and insults is to run away or ignore it. That's why he disables chat and put his phone in airplane mode. Sometimes something breaks through and he dwells on it enough to get angry and continuously talks himself into more of a rage.

Even if he had the technical ability to run something like OBS it would never be in his nature to engage with the chat cause it's full of trolls doot.
 
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You think he has multiple pairs of socks? I know that he buys steel-toed brahmas, but I was wondering if he gets some good socks to go with that.
I also wonder if he just wears his baby booties bareback. These are questions I would have for Cobes. They really scratch at the back of my mind when going about my day.
 
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The issue of whether Cobra is a good or bad person is circular, and it's going to remain that way. What you need to remember is that Cobra is capable of finding people that fit his personality type because they're actually quite prevalent. I grew up in a rural nowhere town and had a sizable portion of these speds around. They would constantly have a new story about this or that having happened to them, all of them believing in and commenting on the supernatural. The people to try to show you smuggled in, printed out hentai during gym at school. It's just autism. The people that take them at face value, also autism.

They'll never get that Cobra isn't a bad person, just autistic and edgy. They believe he farted on that deer and desecrated its corpse to own his ex, and they can't help but believe it.
 
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HiveDull said:
You think he has multiple pairs of socks? I know that he buys steel-toed brahmas, but I was wondering if he gets some good socks to go with that.
I also wonder if he just wears his baby booties bareback. These are questions I would have for Cobes. They really scratch at the back of my mind when going about my day.
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That would explain the foot rash. Boots and bare feet don’t mix.
 
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One (1) pack of black socks bought semi annually by daddy Clint, each pair worn consecutively until they fall apart.

@Big Dogs Gonna Eat

Def agree. He's never gonna monetize his troles cos he's a cow. But it makes it hard to hate on channels like bog chron or bite sized because they're just cutting down his existing content. He could body either of those channels with a minimum of effort
 
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GeorgeApley said:
For those who don’t know, NoJumper is a very popular hip hop/Los Angeles gang culture/“urban” culture YouTube channel.

This is going to bring in a big influx of newcomers to the Cobraverse and this is probably the biggest channel/account to name drop him (NoJumper helped put many rappers on the map during the Souncloud rap era).

It will be interesting to see what the fallout is from this. All I can say is I hope it doesn’t result in another wave of a-logs and enablers his popularity on Tik Tok seemed to create.

It’s very popular with coomers and gen z white kids who think being in a street gang is cool, so definitely a different audience than Josh usually attracts.

Edit: Fixed a sentence that I meant to change before posting
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You forgot to mention he's a kike.
 
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I'd abeeb bear said:
The issue of whether Cobra is a good or bad person is circular, and it's going to remain that way. What you need to remember is that Cobra is capable of finding people that fit his personality type because they're actually quite prevalent. I grew up in a rural nowhere town and had a sizable portion of these speds around. They would constantly have a new story about this or that having happened to them, all of them believing in and commenting on the supernatural. The people to try to show you smuggled in, printed out hentai during gym at school. It's just autism. The people that take them at face value, also autism.

They'll never get that Cobra isn't a bad person, just autistic and edgy. They believe he farted on that deer and desecrated its corpse to own his ex, and they can't help but believe it.
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I think a lot of the people who don't understand he's a retard are just generally low IQ it's like that 4chan meme how would you feel if you didn't have breakfast and and the person being asked answers "but I did have breakfast" they generally cannot understand his brain works differently and not everything he says is real
How would you feel if you were a gothic bad boy?.
 
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HiveDull said:
You think he has multiple pairs of socks? I know that he buys steel-toed brahmas, but I was wondering if he gets some good socks to go with that.
I also wonder if he just wears his baby booties bareback. These are questions I would have for Cobes. They really scratch at the back of my mind when going about my day.
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I think it was confirmed at the start of the Foot Rash Saga that he doesn't wear socks with the boots.
 
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Quintus said:
A little late to the draw here. But that pink drink he made literally looked like vomit. And judging by his facial expressions, tasted like it too.
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My guy, every drink combo is glorious. That's why he always finishes his drinks and will even go back for seconds and thirds.

As for he food hacks, well one can see that they are just so amazing that he'll save the leftovers for a couple of days just to retaste the goodness.
 
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Muze said:
Leave Steph Alone TWU ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pN-eYi8fGQ4
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Lmao classic copium vid

"Leave stephanie alone, Im more popular than Stephanie, I stopped watching her channel because she's racist im not racist stephanie is racist, watch what you post on the internet stephanie or else my troles will get you not my fault, im more caring and empathetic than stephanie, so leave stephanie alone!"
 
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