Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Dude even cyraxx has a girlfriend I think Cobra can manage to find someone it might not be someone we would ever consider dating but I think he can find a bottom of the barrel woman
I was gonna say something about if he stopped drinking so fucking much and fixed his teeth, but you're right. Cyraxx can bag a woman, and he's far more hideous inside and out than Cobes. Honestly, Cobes fucks himself by sitting around inside, watching MGTOW shit, bemoaning his dry spell, rather than actually trying to interact with human beings. In other words, typical incel behavior.
 
More and more of Josh's cope lines about his trolls are starting to sound very prophetic now. I didn't watch much of the Seizure stream yesterday, but a friend who did mentioned one of the callers complaining about how much money Josh makes and how the IRS should be looking into him. These niggers are literally jealous of him, which is a level of pathetic that defies all sense and reason.

Speaking of the Seizure stream, while I do like Seizure and have largely enjoyed the Snake Bones podcast and his other Cobra content, I get the sense that he's kind of in shill-mode now. The stream yesterday was a great example. Instead of talking at all about the current controversy it was about Cobra's "health" aka a bunch of A-logs making fun of Josh's teeth for the billionth time while Seizure laughs his way to the bank. He knows these losers butter his bread (dude made over a hundo within like 10 minutes of the stream starting) and he will not rock the boat with them.

I wouldn't call that malevolent but I would call that complacent and cowardly. I don't hold it against him that much but it does leave me with a dirty taste in my mouth watching him profit from this shit without any push-back at all. Like, I can't really expect him to grandstand against this tide of shitlords but its something that you'd like to see from the prominent Cobra content creators who aren't actively malicious against Josh, which was always my impression of SeizureRobot.

I know he has an account and has posted in this thread in the past so by all means come state your piece if you feel so inclined, Mr. Robot.
You're upset that people are complaining about how much money Cobra makes, calling them pathetic, etc, but then proceed to get mad that I'm receiving donations? After Susan took her cut, I made 92 dollars from that stream. I'm not rolling in money, just like Cobra isn't either. Before you even start on the podcast making money, youtube is infamous at this point for demonetizing content, and I'm no exception. I make content because it's fun for me and I like entertaining people. As for the call-in, I think it's neat to hold a venue where random people can say their piece about Cobra; between my continuing technical ineptitude and the random callers, it's a very unique and unpredictable thing to watch. I've given callers a hard time in the past for being unfunny/boring, and because I genuinely felt like shit afterward I don't do it anymore. Most of these people (awkward or not) are legitimate fans of my content and I don't like antagonizing them. Let them say their bit, have the timer expire, and see if we get a gem on the next one... that's the fun of it. Even if I did make some absurd amount of money during the stream, I'd hope that you could at least just have fun and be entertained regardless. All this weird projection about me being a greedy goblin moneybags suggests that you might be overthinking things.
 
I honestly think Reddit plays a huge part in the trajectory of the internet turning to shit. Social media goes without saying, but Reddit plays a huge part too. Nothing worthwhile has ever come out of that site, just a bunch of regards hiding behind some sort of socially conscious acceptable normie veneer, while simultaneously acting worse than your average 4channer.

Its hilarious watching them pretend to care about Josh stalking some woman. Niggers, if you post on reddit, chances are high you don't give a fuck about women at all.

Josh stalking someone has to be the most exaggerated bag of shit in the Cobraverse. He doesn't have a car; he doesn't have the capacity to actually stalk someone. Will he stare at someone when he's around them? Probably; hes autistic. Cobes couldn't figure out his own schedule let alone somebody elses to stalk them.
 
You're upset that people are complaining about how much money Cobra makes, calling them pathetic, etc, but then proceed to get mad that I'm receiving donations? After Susan took her cut, I made 92 dollars from that stream. I'm not rolling in money, just like Cobra isn't either. Before you even start on the podcast making money, youtube is infamous at this point for demonetizing content, and I'm no exception. I make content because it's fun for me and I like entertaining people. As for the call-in, I think it's neat to hold a venue where random people can say their piece about Cobra; between my continuing technical ineptitude and the random callers, it's a very unique and unpredictable thing to watch. I've given callers a hard time in the past for being unfunny/boring, and because I genuinely felt like shit afterward I don't do it anymore. Most of these people (awkward or not) are legitimate fans of my content and I don't like antagonizing them. Let them say their bit, have the timer expire, and see if we get a gem on the next one... that's the fun of it. Even if I did make some absurd amount of money during the stream, I'd hope that you could at least just have fun and be entertained regardless. All this weird projection about me being a greedy goblin moneybags suggests that you might be overthinking things.
Yeah, that's all fair enough. I even stated how it was pretty unreasonable to expect you to shit on your followers in my post. I suppose I was projecting my distaste for the current crop of Cobra watchers onto you, which wasn't fair to you. I am a fan of your content, after all. You do good work. The Chauncey episodes of Snake Bones in particular were a blast and the "Watching 2 Broke Girls ASMR" vid is one of my favorite bits of cobra content period. I shouldn't be throwing shade at you when you're one of the least malicious of the bunch. Seeing our boy get A-logged into oblivious is making me sperg out a bit.
 
Yeah, that's all fair enough. I even stated how it was pretty unreasonable to expect you to shit on your followers in my post. I suppose I was projecting my distaste for the current crop of Cobra watchers onto you, which wasn't fair to you. I am a fan of your content, after all. You do good work. The Chauncey episodes of Snake Bones in particular were a blast and the "Watching 2 Broke Girls ASMR" vid is one of my favorite bits of cobra content period. I shouldn't be throwing shade at you when you're one of the least malicious of the bunch. Seeing our boy get A-logged into oblivious is making me sperg out a bit.
I really appreciate it and am relieved that this did not spiral into a big gay internet fight. I also agree on the A-Logging, we all know that despite the facade he's a very unhappy, confused little man. He doesn't need people wishing harm upon him or trying to sabotage things in his life.
 
I honestly think Reddit plays a huge part in the trajectory of the internet turning to shit. Social media goes without saying, but Reddit plays a huge part too. Nothing worthwhile has ever come out of that site, just a bunch of regards hiding behind some sort of socially conscious acceptable normie veneer, while simultaneously acting worse than your average 4channer.

Its hilarious watching them pretend to care about Josh stalking some woman. Niggers, if you post on reddit, chances are high you don't give a fuck about women at all.
Do you not consider Reddit to be social media? It's part of the web 2.0 of user generated content the same way Facebook, Tumblr and Twitter is.
Updoots and their consequences have been a disaster for the internet
The farms have updoots and downtoots too.
Cobes was bagging some pretty okay-ish women and did it pretty often for a guy that looks the way he does. Keep in mind, this was before he started to don the cowboy attire.
At a glace, he would look like a washed-up indie band failure from afar. I just wanna know what happened once these nice ladies got taken back home to the Cobra lair.

Is his channel actually kill or is he posting content somewhere else?
Cobes tried to get women and his interest in women lines up reasonably well for what he is. Dirty goth girls don't have high standards so Cobes could get them okay. Almost any one can get a girl if they put effort in. There's always juggalos.. Go to the gathering and you can woop woop a tattooed sow all night long.

You want to know what Cobe's sex life is like?
I was gonna say something about if he stopped drinking so fucking much and fixed his teeth, but you're right. Cyraxx can bag a woman, and he's far more hideous inside and out than Cobes. Honestly, Cobes fucks himself by sitting around inside, watching MGTOW shit, bemoaning his dry spell, rather than actually trying to interact with human beings. In other words, typical incel behavior.
Rax's girls are all trolls. And they're too old for him, he likes his women shorter than he is...
You're upset that people are complaining about how much money Cobra makes, calling them pathetic, etc, but then proceed to get mad that I'm receiving donations? After Susan took her cut, I made 92 dollars from that stream. I'm not rolling in money, just like Cobra isn't either. Before you even start on the podcast making money, youtube is infamous at this point for demonetizing content, and I'm no exception. I make content because it's fun for me and I like entertaining people. As for the call-in, I think it's neat to hold a venue where random people can say their piece about Cobra; between my continuing technical ineptitude and the random callers, it's a very unique and unpredictable thing to watch. I've given callers a hard time in the past for being unfunny/boring, and because I genuinely felt like shit afterward I don't do it anymore. Most of these people (awkward or not) are legitimate fans of my content and I don't like antagonizing them. Let them say their bit, have the timer expire, and see if we get a gem on the next one... that's the fun of it. Even if I did make some absurd amount of money during the stream, I'd hope that you could at least just have fun and be entertained regardless. All this weird projection about me being a greedy goblin moneybags suggests that you might be overthinking things.

I really appreciate it and am relieved that this did not spiral into a big gay internet fight. I also agree on the A-Logging, we all know that despite the facade he's a very unhappy, confused little man. He doesn't need people wishing harm upon him or trying to sabotage things in his life.
Going to shit on you for taking donations at all. Trolling shouldn't be a business, it should be a sport. Making 100 dollars hosting a call in show to mock a cow is distasteful and I don't like it when any one does that. Once you add money into trolling it becomes something wildly different from fucking around with someone for a laugh. You won't push back against your audience because they pay you to abuse Josh and you're not going to turn down 100 bucks to protect a regard from your audience. You are part of the machine that wishes Cobe's harm and does try to sabotage his life if you intend to be or not. When you host a stream or a channel you create a space where like minded freak show enjoyers can gather together and feel like they're part of a community. They get new content, make 'friends' and scheme together because they're part of something and want to engage with that. You can say if you didn't do it someone else would or they would meet some where else like here and that is true, but you're still making money off of Josh's torment.

Since you don't want a big gay internet fight and I have no personal grudge against you I may as well state my intent with the reply so it's clear. I don't think hobbies and making youtube videos should be for profit. If you make youtube videos or do live streams it should be for your own enjoyment and money shouldn't be involved. Adding money into the internet has made everything a soulless grift, Every one acts like niggers in the ghetto hustling kids with their Dad's credit card for petty cash. I find it soulless and I hate how it encourages provoking and constant escalation in window tapping because a stream with no content makes no money. It's gay when Josh e begs and it's even gayer when nut hugging streamers e beg over Josh's e begging. These streams form parasocial relationships with 44 year old men leaving fake food reviews encouraging them to engage in boring harassment for no content generation and earning you 90 dollars for the service. Yes I'm MATI and I know it won't stop the grifters and e beggers but I still want to shit on them for doing it.
 
Since he's actually in this thread and it's relevant right now I'd like to actually compliment seizure. I don't watch the call in stuff so I can't speak to the antics there and what viewers are saying.

Snakebones episodes though are great. They are funny without being mean. Seems sincere in caring for Josh's well being whilst being able to laugh at him. Good content. I go back and watch the and I saved da greeeeeeeease part of the food episode often.
 
More and more of Josh's cope lines about his trolls are starting to sound very prophetic now. I didn't watch much of the Seizure stream yesterday, but a friend who did mentioned one of the callers complaining about how much money Josh makes and how the IRS should be looking into him. These niggers are literally jealous of him, which is a level of pathetic that defies all sense and reason.

Speaking of the Seizure stream, while I do like Seizure and have largely enjoyed the Snake Bones podcast and his other Cobra content, I get the sense that he's kind of in shill-mode now. The stream yesterday was a great example. Instead of talking at all about the current controversy it was about Cobra's "health" aka a bunch of A-logs making fun of Josh's teeth for the billionth time while Seizure laughs his way to the bank. He knows these losers butter his bread (dude made over a hundo within like
You're upset that people are complaining about how much money Cobra makes, calling them pathetic, etc, but then proceed to get mad that I'm receiving donations? After Susan took her cut, I made 92 dollars from that stream. I'm not rolling in money, just like Cobra isn't either. Before you even start on the podcast making money, youtube is infamous at this point for demonetizing content, and I'm no exception. I make content because it's fun for me and I like entertaining people. As for the call-in, I think it's neat to hold a venue where random people can say their piece about Cobra; between my continuing technical ineptitude and the random callers, it's a very unique and unpredictable thing to watch. I've given callers a hard time in the past for being unfunny/boring, and because I genuinely felt like shit afterward I don't do it anymore. Most of these people (awkward or not) are legitimate fans of my content and I don't like antagonizing them. Let them say their bit, have the timer expire, and see if we get a gem on the next one... that's the fun of it. Even if I did make some absurd amount of money during the stream, I'd hope that you could at least just have fun and be entertained regardless. All this weird projection about me being a greedy goblin moneybags suggests that you might be overthinking things.
We love you here Seizure. I personally don't understand the criticism considering that you're one of the least malicious and most entertaining creators in the cobraverse. I don't think you get enough credit. Most channels just regurgitate the same clips and talk shit. You've got something good going, something special.

I love snakebones(especially with Chauncy) and I know it can't be easy to continue to come up with interesting topics and new things to say but you've been very consistent. You're basically cobra royalty and I think you deserve all the moneys. When i saw that new snake bones notification my night was set.

I think everybody is a little jumpy right now because it looks like Copes is going to lose his channel through ban evasion. The a logging by new to the verse idiots seems to be ramping up and may end poorly also. The big dummy should just 86 his old channel and start over with zero strikes. The main channel WILL get banned. The new vigilante weens won't stop fucking with him and he's too dumb to stop the "hate" speech.

Anyway, I'm just happy that you're still producing content and I'm excited for the next boglimaire(that guy was totally cheating last time). I also think it would be sick if you held another contest(there was some excellent music and art).

The shit you do with vhs is awesome too. Your stuff has a really unique sorta discordant feel to it. Kinda ava grande.

My only complaint is that I wish you had more content, BOY!

PS tell Jeff Grubb I've got his money. He doesn't have to do... that thing. Tell him I'm good for it. The thing that happened... was wrong and I'll pay for the window.
 
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I'd much rather see a guy who puts real effort into what he creates like Seizure get a few dozen donations over the course of a 6 hour stream vs the growing community of parasites that attempt to monetize our boy and other lolcows right out of the gate. He could easily have surpassed any of the clip channels that have latched onto Cobes in grifting if he was actually grifiting.

Hell, the grifting clip channels for Cobes aren't nearly as bad as the ones latching onto Cyraxx, don't even need to go into guys like Marty.
 
Tbh I think Seizure gets a pass on monetization because his work is highly transformative. If you only listen to him you are missing like, an entire library of interesting video edits, CGI artwork and other visual gags. Like SR5000 is a visual artist and that's not entirely appreciated enough. Like I do traditional artwork so I know almost nothing about digital but what I do know is that shit is a labor of love
 
God damn, faggots on reddit really mess up something as simple as watching some weirdo on the internet make videos.
It's jealousy. Some autistic poser who does nothing all day but eat shit food and drink, and makes money from his fans sets them off. For someone like Josh who doesn't sit there and beg people to give him money, and who honestly seems mostly harmless because he is pretty much a shutin, people should just enjoy the content.
He's not like DSP who takes advantage of retards and commits various forms of fraud, that I can understand why people get mad, but Josh is just that weird drunk mongoloid in the corner of the internet that isn't really bothering anyone.
 
You're upset that people are complaining about how much money Cobra makes, calling them pathetic, etc, but then proceed to get mad that I'm receiving donations? After Susan took her cut, I made 92 dollars from that stream. I'm not rolling in money, just like Cobra isn't either. Before you even start on the podcast making money, youtube is infamous at this point for demonetizing content, and I'm no exception. I make content because it's fun for me and I like entertaining people. As for the call-in, I think it's neat to hold a venue where random people can say their piece about Cobra; between my continuing technical ineptitude and the random callers, it's a very unique and unpredictable thing to watch. I've given callers a hard time in the past for being unfunny/boring, and because I genuinely felt like shit afterward I don't do it anymore. Most of these people (awkward or not) are legitimate fans of my content and I don't like antagonizing them. Let them say their bit, have the timer expire, and see if we get a gem on the next one... that's the fun of it. Even if I did make some absurd amount of money during the stream, I'd hope that you could at least just have fun and be entertained regardless. All this weird projection about me being a greedy goblin moneybags suggests that you might be overthinking things.

Mate I loved your last call in stream, I was listening to it just after you finished and was on the road and it kept me entertained while enduring the motorways around Birmingham.
 
Dude even cyraxx has a girlfriend I think Cobra can manage to find someone it might not be someone we would ever consider dating but I think he can find a bottom of the barrel woman
Except Josh wants a young sexy goth chick with huge tits who won’t make him change anything about his life and will be available for sex on demand.
 
Josh put out a short Super Bowl video from Ellen’s house. He made sure to take a picture of the food spread, wings, chips, dip and very drunkenly made sure to say “we have a nice spread”. Guaranteed Cobes brought a bag of Doritos and a container of dip so trolls couldn’t say he was mooching off Ellen’s parents. It’s all become so predictable anymore. For someone who rants and raves about trolls being obsessed with him it sure seems like ole cobes is thinking about them just as much as they are him.
 
Josh put out a short Super Bowl video from Ellen’s house. He made sure to take a picture of the food spread, wings, chips, dip and very drunkenly made sure to say “we have a nice spread”. Guaranteed Cobes brought a bag of Doritos and a container of dip so trolls couldn’t say he was mooching off Ellen’s parents. It’s all become so predictable anymore. For someone who rants and raves about trolls being obsessed with him it sure seems like ole cobes is thinking about them just as much as they are him.
I'm betting he bought p much all the spread to impress LN and Walt and Angie
 
As much as I do think the entire dry spell shit is overblown, won't change anything for Josh, and only a point to troll him because it really bothers him; he just isn't the same dude he was even a few years ago. The teeth are a huge turnoff to anyone and for some reason he just hasn't shown that he has internalized it as a turn-off to women. He knows it's a problem for other reasons obviously, but as far as attraction goes, he doesn't seem to think it's as bad as his balding, getting a bit chubbier, etc. I think if he actually did consider it, it could actually motivate him to at least try to maintain some dental hygiene and/or go to a dentist. As much as his hair is precious to Josh, his image and ego, that's not his fault except for choosing to rock a skullet and the pudge he has put on so far is pretty negligible, especially insofar as getting a woman.

The main part is Josh's only real relationship has been Stephanie. The other girls were all one-offs pretty much existing barely a week if they did. He got laid but didn't date them. Summer was BARELY around and when she was, she had reasons not to have sex with him or was fooling around on the side with Scrapper Steve and who knows who else. Maybe she felt bad or indebted to Rasta King Jeremy for setting them up or Warlord for being related to a close friend, but she never seemed to be happy or even really consider Josh her boyfriend when she was there.

It's just sad that Josh thinks that he will wander upon a girl in a Cradle of Filth shirt and talking to her will instantly escalate to sex or a relationship. He's never "picked up" a woman. Stephanie's friend had to tell him that she liked him at Job Corps. His criteria for mutual interests is laughably shallow even for a regard -- having green or black being your favorite color, for instance.
 
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