Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

He understands it's not a good look for people to see a lot of his shit. The reason he gets so many donayshuns right now is because of all the newfags that think he's just an eccentric goofball and not some violent freak that's wished death on his family and dad in particular a number of times.
I have no idea how you could come away from watching the new Bitesize early life Cobra documentaries thinking Jord is some irredeemable psycho lol

"GOD dad, stop interrupting my videos. I wish you would just DIE!"
What a sick evil monster, right?

Everything he says sounds like something a dumb autistic teenager would say because he was literally a dumb autistic teenager when he said it. His actual mental age is probably a good 5 years behind his physical age too given how rarded he is.

But given how dumb his new A-logs are I wouldn't put it past them to take all of that at face value and consider it as proof that this man, this demon, KingCobraJFS, he must be stopped!
 
The way the subreddit is justifying going to Cobe's house and slipping shit under his door by saying "Well he stalked a girl in highschool so it's okay!" is so fucking lame. You're going to a paranoid autistic man's house and fucking with him personally. It's not somehow justified because 15 years ago he weirdly followed a girl around at school. So many new people within lolcow circles have this weird vigilante idea of instead of just pointing and laughing they have to "get back at them" or whatever.
The difference between social justice fagots and us that social justice tags try to find some sort of supervision that they need to fuck someone like I remember there was a fagot on lolcow who way before the mother inception about Chris Chan was asking in what ways is he a bad person so that she didn't feel objectively bad about making fun of him.

That's the difference between us and other faggots is because we realize sometimes shit is just funny and you don't need a superior reason to laugh at them. It's absolutely freeing to be here.
 
The difference between social justice fagots and us that social justice tags try to find some sort of supervision that they need to fuck someone like I remember there was a fagot on lolcow who way before the mother inception about Chris Chan was asking in what ways is he a bad person so that she didn't feel objectively bad about making fun of him.

That's the difference between us and other faggots is because we realize sometimes shit is just funny and you don't need a superior reason to laugh at them. It's absolutely freeing to be here.
There is a strange moral aspect to the reddit fags and in my opinion it's because they've probably done something similar to Josh's past deeds and feel guilty for it, I genuinely think they project a lot of that anger onto Josh and only watch him to feel morally superior to someone else.
 
I have no idea how you could come away from watching the new Bitesize early life Cobra documentaries thinking Jord is some irredeemable psycho lol

"GOD dad, stop interrupting my videos. I wish you would just DIE!"
What a sick evil monster, right?

Everything he says sounds like something a dumb autistic teenager would say because he was literally a dumb autistic teenager when he said it. His actual mental age is probably a good 5 years behind his physical age too given how rarded he is.

But given how dumb his new A-logs are I wouldn't put it past them to take all of that at face value and consider it as proof that this man, this demon, KingCobraJFS, he must be stopped!
Doesn't matter if he is or isn't one, but it's just all of his crazy shit, including the more "controversial" stuff he's said being compiled one after the other is going to have that effect on redditbrains.
 
His actual mental age is probably a good 5 years behind his physical age too given how rarded he is.
Believing Jord is 5 years behind mentally is being incredibly generous if not outright naïve. If he never turned his camera on and all we ever got from him was audio of his ramblings, everyone would think he's was a teenager.

In his own father's words, "Unfortunately, Josh is still mentally around 11 or 12". Papa Clint said that 4 years ago and Josh has barely progressed, if at all.
 

Take note of how filthy his screen is.
I think what's sadder is that we know he has a tv and he hasn't figured out how to hook is computer up to it in order to watch tv shows on that instead of his fucking computer screen like a mongoloid.
 
I dont know why but these are my favorite kind of videos from lolcows. How he makes his wands is another gold one and the Chris Chan video where he shows you how to make Sonichu medallions is another example. Retards explaining to me how they do the dumb shit they do is like some sort of ASMR to me.
 
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