Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Paul Atreides said:
Cobra has a mad physiognomy. Is he 100% white or mixed asian?
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Diabetical Materialism said:
Any theories on the cuts on his forehead? Hitting his head against the wall in a rage maybe? He's looking especially rough lately.
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I can see him falling and hitting his head. When I would booze till blackout, I would wake up with random cuts and bruises -- usually on feet from stumbling into shit. I can see Cobes getting fucked up and his massive head pulling him forward into a wall or something.

The one thing that is overlooked is how he responds constantly to troll messages on his phone. He doesn't block the shit or ignore it but does his talk to text shit and tries to insult them.

Also, I really wish someone would do one of those time-lapse montages on Cobes. He has aged a fucking decade in last two years
 
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The Southwest Strangla said:
well, cobra is going to be in some shit. he was smoking skunk weed in his apartment. lol he thought turning the camera away from him hide it, but you could hear it. it makes sense he made this video after tonight.
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He lives in a meth den. There's very little likelihood that anybody would even find the scent of weed out of place in such a hovel.
 
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Potion_Time said:
He lives in a meth den. There's very little likelihood that anybody would even find the scent of weed out of place in such a hovel.
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I remember when I was a teen doing janitor work at a low income apartment building. It’s always smelled like piss, shit, cheap weed, and chemicals. I imagine that what his apartment complex smells like. It’s a cheap ass place filled with felons (Ian) and druggies.
 
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The Southwest Strangla said:
I remember when I was a teen doing janitor work at a low income apartment building. It’s always smelled like piss, shit, cheap weed, and chemicals. I imagine that what his apartment complex smells like. It’s a cheap ass place filled with felons (Ian) and druggies.
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I always found low income housing to smell like tortilla grease and cheap laundry detergent, along with accents of cigarette and weed smoke


Does anyone get the Huckleberry reference on this shirt?
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The Southwest Strangla said:
well, cobra is going to be in some shit. he was smoking skunk weed in his apartment. lol he thought turning the camera away from him hide it, but you could hear it. it makes sense he made this video after tonight.
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Says the guy that does nothing but parrot the talking points of every political commentary youtube channel he watches. Wow.
 
Low income housing might smell like shit, but Cobes doesn't live in low income housing people. His rent is at least 800 bucks a month; this is a normal apartment complex he's in. There 0 indication it's a meth den or a hub of degenerates besides Cobes himself, and frankly guys like Ian doesn't really strike me as a meth head punching holes through the walls for copper.
 
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Bogliacci said:
There 0 indication it's a meth den or a hub of degenerates besides Cobes himself, and frankly guys like Ian doesn't really strike me as a meth head punching holes through the walls for copper.
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Ian is an Ex-con and he shown people that lived there. yeah, it's shitty. hell, i've seen photos of the complex. it's old and shitty.
 
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The Southwest Strangla said:
Ian is an Ex-con and he shown people that lived there. yeah, it's shitty. hell, i've seen photos of the complex. it's old and shitty.
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We all have, it's the Conquistador Apartments. It's just an average apartment complex, it isn't some rundown dump. Also he hasn't shown anyone else that lives in the apartments aside from Ian, the only other person to ever show up there aside from Ian or Warlord on the regular was down the hill dave, who lived down the hill.
 
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Bogliacci said:
We all have, it's the Conquistador Apartments. It's just an average apartment complex, it isn't some rundown dump. Also he hasn't shown anyone else that lives in the apartments aside from Ian, the only other person to ever show up there aside from Ian or Warlord on the regular was down the hill dave, who lived down the hill.
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I thought Walt and Angie live in the same apartment complex.
 
YouGuysAren'tThatSmart said:
Don't forget his weird fascination with Cuties, when Netflix released that horrendous piece of garbage.
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I think the Cuties fixation has to do with Josh's intake of Manosphere/Anti-SJW videos that covered it when it came out. Remember that he sits all day everyday watching them. Josh is very much a sponge when it comes to Youtube videos and will often repeat argument's he heard because of this. I don't think it's because he beats off to it or wants to see it.
 
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