Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Trolls have sent grindr "dates" to his apartment in the past. That's presumably why.
The Grindr date thing is honestly pretty dangerous. All it would take is a meth'd up gay guy who was not into consent (Fuck sickos) to come over and think Cobes was messing with him and try to rape him. From what I've heard Grindr dudes will fuck anything that moves.
 
Edit: Holy shit, just look at all the jizz and grime on that fucking keyboard.

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Jesus christ how horrifying. How do you get a keyboard this dirty? Even if I tried it wouldn't end up half as dirty
 
Doesnt look like moon rocks, and if it came in a ziplock bag like that its most definitely ditch shit from a shady dispensary
It's that delta 8 bullshit. So... hemp basically. I live in a legal state so I haven't personality tried it but I hear it kind works. Copes compared it to his zero alcohol beer. Enough to give you the taste. Lol
 
Nah, it's not just due to his hands being filthy. Look at what keys are the dirtiest. They're the least used keys on a keyboard. That's boglim sauce, dust, and ash build up.
 
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I think recreational weed is still illegal in Wyoming, so I doubt it's real. And whatever person he could get the real thing off of wouldn't be big time enough to label their product with a brand like "Purple Urkel". I would imagine it's more delta 8.


While the packaging is for sure low quality. Thats not indicative of much. Could just be a small scale grow up/black market distrubutor. The 50% claim is weird for sure. Definitely an eye raiser. There's no strains with a thc concentrate that high. Im assuming that refers to purple urkle being a 50/50 hybrid. Not familiar with delta 8 numbers. That's definitely not referencing any sort of cbd trend.

Cobes may be a retarded but the only reason he'd be getting jank weed is because he's a easily conned and already paranoid about the law retard. Colorado and CA and the rest of the country really overstaurated the black market. By default truckloads of weed pass through Wyoming everyday thanks to i80s reach coast to coast. Pretty safe to say even casper is flooded with high quality buds. Cobes is just a retarded shut on. He's only access to connects are what, Ian and some old folks. People who I also assume either get ripped off easily or are just content with the weed they are getting cause they were used to shitty brick weed and Reggie for decades.
 
New shoutout vid, pretty standard stuff however someone donated begging Cobes to go to the doctor, telling him brushing won't do anything at this point and his teeth are going to be a danger to his health.

His response "brushing does help and they wont have to clean my teeth when they fill my teeth, I only have a few cavities." He's either totally in denial or too stupid to understand how bad it is.
 
I agree with what @charlesdickens said, and I believe Cobra's neurons have been working overtime lately. I'm kind of impressed that he can still put two and two together, and remember the Grindr-saga from months ago, and put that on the note too, just in case.
I do wonder if it didn't end and it just doesn't happen on stream. If you're fucked enough to send Grindr dates to his house you're probably waiting on the validation of the after text of it was good to share on Reddit more than the interruption to the stream.
 
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His response "brushing does help and they wont have to clean my teeth when they fill my teeth, I only have a few cavities." He's either totally in denial or too stupid to understand how bad it is.
He's too stupid to understand. He thinks that people don't get teeth cleanings unless they "need them". Which says a lot considering the vast majority of dental appointments or biannual cleanings.
 
He gets his legal weed from 4Bidden Leaf. It's a tattoo parlor that opened up a weed section to get in on the Farm Bill loophole. I can't seem to access their site to see their menu. It's restricted from my location which is odd.

A regular grocery store bought ziplock bag like that has to be low quality. I've never seen even the cheapest shake sold at dispensaries like that. Usually it's in a stiffer vacuum seal pouch thing, some places have little glass jars. I'm assuming since the Purple Urkel sticker is still on it, that's how it was sold to him. He's shown ziplock bags like that before, but I assumed he transferred it over after buying or something.

They just look like nugs, so I'm confused about them called moon rocks, nugs covered in liquid concentrate oil and rolled in kief (the trichomes rich in THC - the dust/"pollen" that comes off when handling/grinding it down). If they are moon rocks, then that bag was expensive and 50% is a low number, but 50% is a high number for just regular nugs of weed. Purple Urkel is a consistently strong indica, it's not going to be a 50/50 as far sativa/indica ratio goes.

Who knows, looks like shit regardless and the Delta 8 crap takes more to get any effect than regular weed.
 
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His response "brushing does help and they wont have to clean my teeth when they fill my teeth, I only have a few cavities." He's either totally in denial or too stupid to understand how bad it is.

This is the same guy who said that getting your wisdom teeth removed is stupid and you should just let them rot out naturally. He knows as much about dental hygiene as he knows about cooking and guitar.
 
He gets his legal weed from 4Bidden Leaf. It's a tattoo parlor that opened up a weed section to get in on the Farm Bill loophole. I can't seem to access their site to see their menu. It's restricted from my location which is odd.
Looks like it is indeed legal products (or at least semi-legal).
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That particular product isn't listed on their website though if he got it there it's almost certainly some kind of delta-8.
 
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