Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Watching him try and fail to roll the burrito, then adding more tortillas as a solution was great. It reminded me of that kid from high school who was always adamant about rolling the joint, but had no fucking clue how to and would Frankenstein together like 5 rolling papers to compensate. Same energy.
Unless it was that guy's weed and you otherwise wouldn't get to smoke it, the solution to that guy was to smack him upside the head and take it away from him and do it yourself. Just speaking as someone who used to be able to roll a joint on the steering wheel while steering with my knees.
 
I know this kind of off topic but the Couch Chris saga is so goddamn interesting to me. It was like peering into an alternate reality where Cobes had to make an effort not to be an absolute boglim and be decently livable with. Clint should have seen that and tried his damnedest to wrangle someone just weird enough to live with Cobes like Chris but normal enough to be able to scrounge up rent money. Even just having someone around him to make sure he isn't aspirating vomit into his lungs would have been a massive improvement because it's a wonder he isn't dead already. I know he's a lost cause now, just saying.
 
Now apparently this AugustTheDuck character has found out about Cobes. Followers of the Jack Scalfani thread will now who he is, a-logging commentary channel. He has quite an audience, expect an influx of newcomers to the cobra fandom.
August the Duck is a fucking idiot and has made a name for himself on the Jack thread for criticizing Jack for literally doing nothing wrong and exposing his own ignorance about the topics he's discussing. He's made it clear that if he cooks at all, at least anything other than Hot Pockets, he's doing it even more wrong than Jack.

And if you know what a giant Jack A-Log I am, you know how dumb he has to be to get me to side with Jack.
I know he's a lost cause now, just saying.
For some sick reason, I actually wish this cow well. People actively trying to kill him piss me off.
 
If cobra loses his top front teeth then him and gothie will have a teeth window to tongue through.
That is fucking gross to think off. It'd be like two xenomorphs interlocking inner mandibles, and it somehow being sexual. They might have found their porn niche and now they can make millions!!

Isn't she doing crystal meth now? Someone in general chat said she had a pipe In a video if that's the case Josh definitely has a chance
That was a while ago, she's always been a methhead. I'll bet that's why she's missing teeth. Lol
 
August the Duck is a fucking idiot and has made a name for himself on the Jack thread for criticizing Jack for literally doing nothing wrong and exposing his own ignorance about the topics he's discussing. He's made it clear that if he cooks at all, at least anything other than Hot Pockets, he's doing it even more wrong than Jack.

And if you know what a giant Jack A-Log I am, you know how dumb he has to be to get me to side with Jack.

For some sick reason, I actually wish this cow well. People actively trying to kill him piss me off.
Both him and that uptown hipster bitched that Jack put an egg in bison meat which is just flat fucking ignorant. Gourmet burgers have been cooked with egg for a while even Gordon Fucking Ramsay recommends cooking burgers with egg.
 
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No more trying to roll a proper burrito we're on that porcupine shit now
 
I like Boglim Chronicles but why does he always include really unfunny Alog comments? Isn't the whole point of showing chat messages and comments to highlight funny ones? It's all just bitter assholes trying to accuse him of shit or attacking him.
Boglim Chronicles has always been a bit/borderline A-loggy with his tractor comments in his edits. Sometimes they're funny but they're always extremely mean-spirited, which to be fair to him is also what the chat has mostly morphed into. Hard to say if its redditors amping up their vitriol to make it into the new Boglim Chronicles edit or if thats just the general trend the tone has gone as new Cobra watchers find Jord. Either way, I agree they've become tiresomely malicious.

But I have to hand it to Boglim Chronicles that he does the community a service with his edits. Whereas LeninLime struggles to keep his vids under 30 minutes and BiteSize just doesn't upload anymore, Boglim Chronicles consistently churns out 10-15 minute summaries of each new big bogstream for those of us who can't be assed to sit through the unedited experience everyday. You always miss a lot of those magic moments in the edits, but its great for staying abreast of Jord's activities.

Why is everyone pissed with me?
I was only joking. I never heard of this goy until now. So without a doubt I sincerely apologize.
Getting upset over stickers is a sign of weakness
 
Yeah, I also have mixed feelings on Bogchron, for the aforementioned spotlighting of unfunny A-log comments. There's a lot of legitimately funny chat comments he doesn't include in favor of "stop talking about kids" for the thousandth time. But I understand what an undertaking it is to sift through and edit all that stuff, and ultimately I am grateful that someone is willing to put wade through all the rants and responces. I'd probably start viewing the boglim with some resentment as well if I had to do that. I do love his choice of intro and outro music. Also it's funny to me how much jord hates Bitesize compared Bogchron.

I like LeninLime's approach, it's very archival and neutral.
 
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No more trying to roll a proper burrito we're on that porcupine shit now
Let me just mention that toothpicks are not digestible and can fuck up you digestive tract, because they stay pointy and long. They lodge themselves somewhere and can pierce the intestine.
Also most people who had this problem can not remember swallowing one because they were either high/drunk af or are senile/toddlers.

Just putting it put there, but Cobes alsohas an enormous amount of luck.has
I cringe everytime he handles a knife or how he bangs glass against glass, somehow bothing ever happens.
 
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He will 100% accidentally eat a toothpick. He's not patient enough to pick them out.
On a side note, has he made fish? Fish bones can do the same thing where they can pierce your intestines and I don't see him actually reaching out for help if he goes through the symptoms.
 
He will 100% accidentally eat a toothpick. He's not patient enough to pick them out.
On a side note, has he made fish? Fish bones can do the same thing where they can pierce your intestines and I don't see him actually reaching out for help if he goes through the symptoms.
He did end up taking them all out

 
I wish he would actually eat his fucking creations.

It feels like he's intentionally trying to make shock content, but he only eats it a few days later (hes gotta let it cool down!) after getting too smashed to care about eating a 3 day old snail meat boggrito. At that point he could eat deep fried turds, hes so drunk. Ruins the punchline.
 
But I have to hand it to Boglim Chronicles that he does the community a service with his edits. Whereas LeninLime struggles to keep his vids under 30 minutes and BiteSize just doesn't upload anymore, Boglim Chronicles consistently churns out 10-15 minute summaries of each new big bogstream for those of us who can't be assed to sit through the unedited experience everyday. You always miss a lot of those magic moments in the edits, but its great for staying abreast of Jord's activities.


Getting upset over stickers is a sign of weakness
I mean, I’ll just say it, I don’t see why BC even bothers. He’s relegated himself to clipping the exact same stream immediately after it happens. It’s a taxing waste of time, what nuggets of gold could you pan from a river that’s dry? It’s probably good for people who haven’t been hearing Josh say the same shit for years and years on end, though. If you wanna push good engagement for your channel and push out regular content to feed that, fair enough, play the game, my friend.

If Bitesize uploads something, I generally know it’s worth watching. He has a very good eye and ear for what’s really funny and he knows how to minimally edit it for brevity’s sake and for comedic timing, if Josh isn’t offering that himself.

It’s a quality Vs quantity thing with me. The only reason Bitesize doesn’t upload in quantity is because there doesn’t exist any quality anymore. I told him this was going to happen, I’m glad he’s spending more time doing worthwhile things as opposed to clipping Rant About Why I’m An Incel #862.
 
For some sick reason, I actually wish this cow well. People actively trying to kill him piss me off.
Same. I'd give anything for Cobes to be nearly as mentally healthy as he once was. I legit found him somewhat charming back when he worked at Wendy's and I'll always want to curbstomp the fucking a-logs that called where he worked. I get he was a fuckup who was headed to the chopping block anyway but why try to speed it along?
 
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