Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[RL Steinbeck]

Let me just mention that toothpicks are not digestible

At first glance I thought they were dry pasta noodles poked in that he was hoping would cook flaccid in the steamy oven. Gave the boy too much credit for creativity lol.

there doesn’t exist any quality anymore.

I respectfully disagree. There’s plenty of hilarious moments these days, there’s just way more nonsense you have to wade through to find the good stuff. I don’t blame anyone for not wanting to expose themselves to the same unhinged rambling every stream, but I guess i’m either a masochist or I’m just numb to it. It’s like background noise while I cook or scroll the farms and every once and a while my ears will perk up at something absurd he says. No comparison to the old days, but the past is the past. He’s never gonna be that energetic, goofy lesbian again. I will still appreciate as much as I can while he’s still above the ground.

 

[charlesdickens]

What gets me the most about our culinary artist in his burrito period is his liberal use of Country Crock.

 

[Devious Dave]

What gets me the most about our culinary artist in his burrito period is his liberal use of Country Crock.

He thinks it's real butter he's gonna grow tits from all the soy bean oil he's consuming

 

[D_Tractor]

 

[Fortyone]

I think that insane spiked margarine coated snail burrito abomination is definitely the most disgusting thing I've seen him cook, that shit is insane.

Good job Josh, you've outdone yourself.

 

[Devious Dave]

I think that insane spiked margarine coated snail burrito abomination is definitely the most disgusting thing I've seen him cook, that shit is insane.

Good job Josh, you've outdone yourself.

Have you seen this one? https://youtu.be/jCR0QlfOJ6s

 

[Fortyone]

Have you seen this one? https://youtu.be/jCR0QlfOJ6s

That one also nearly made me puke, but at least it didn't have god damn snail meat in it

 

[BoglimArchives]

I respectfully disagree. There’s plenty of hilarious moments these days, there’s just way more nonsense you have to wade through to find the good stuff. I don’t blame anyone for not wanting to expose themselves to the same unhinged rambling every stream, but I guess i’m either a masochist or I’m just numb to it. It’s like background noise while I cook or scroll the farms and every once and a while my ears will perk up at something absurd he says. No comparison to the old days, but the past is the past. He’s never gonna be that energetic, goofy lesbian again. I will still appreciate as much as I can while he’s still above the ground.

Yeah I mean, that's fair. It's not a condemnation of why you watch him or anything like that. However you wanna enjoy the content, man. Fill your boots, we're all here to have fun and it's not my aim to shit on it. If it ever comes across like that, I don't really mean it that way. I think we all start watching Josh at different points, we all like certain things about it and I enjoy the variety of content he used to put out. All of it was largely boring but you could gleam some real fantastic moments that would make you laugh.

Like this, this makes me laugh so fucking hard every single time I see it.

 

[Bogliacci]

New Snakebones with Chauncey and its awesome

 

[Orkeosaurus]

BiteSize just doesn't upload anymore

Eh, Bitesize seems to have morphed into half a Genosamuel for Cobes and I 'preciate it. There's enough clip channels at this point. But yeah you know for sure there's tons of alog comments with the express purpose of getting featured in boglim chronicles.

 

[Garth]

New Snakebones with Chauncey and its awesome

Seizures production value is top notch. This duo always delivers.

 

[StoopidFookingHamsterFace]

Good for Josh on having a good time (especially for all that reddit coping), but how is his face so swollen when 90% of his intake is alcohol.

Also fook AugustTheDuck for being shite. How do you sperg more than the "bottom dwellers" you cover?

 

[D_Tractor]

I really wish I hadn't searched Youtube for Cradle of Filth without incognito mode.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Homeboy Darf is a real one.

source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOlVFRdduRE&lc=Ugw6czHQ0OXDabkdNP14AaABAg

 

[Cunning Lettuce]

On the latest Snakebones they watch a compilation of cobra eating chips. Anyone got a link to that? It's called "Cobra eating chips redux" but I can't find it on the toobz

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

he’s faded

 

[Pascal's Wagie]

Homeboy Darf is a real one.

Darf is the shining diamond in the dark, dark cave that is the Cobraverse.

 

[RollingRock2]

Darf is the shining diamond in the dark, dark cave that is the Cobraverse.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Darf is the shining diamond in the dark, dark cave that is the Cobraverse.

Darf is legitimately probably the only friend Josh has had in his life that wasn't just trying to use him.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Darf is legitimately probably the only friend Josh has had in his life that wasn't just trying to use him.

Yea I like Darf, he's the only person in that group who seems like he's got something going on other than sitting there and drinking or abusing drugs all day and he's doing stuff outside an in the community.

No wonder Josh burned that friendship.