Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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StoopidFookingHamsterFace said:
Good for Josh on having a good time (especially for all that reddit coping), but how is his face so swollen when 90% of his intake is alcohol.

Also fook AugustTheDuck for being shite. How do you sperg more than the "bottom dwellers" you cover?
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Boozing makes your face swell. There's a certain puffiness alcoholics get that's pretty distinctive, and Cobes is a classic example.

I know it's been re-litigated over and over in this thread, but as for the "Is Josh a bad person" question? For that you have to look at pre-booze Josh and compare him with post-booze Josh. They're two different people.

Vanilla Josh was never a paragon of virtue, but to call him a terrible person is a bit of a stretch. He did some bad things - gloating when his enemy's mother died, slowly trashing his apartment, that kind of thing, but if you took ten people at random off the street I'd wager that at least 8 of them have done things as bad as the worst things that OG Cobes did. It's not something to be proud of, but his flaws weren't worse, morally speaking at least, than the flaws of most regular people. He had some negative personality traits that were enhanced by his autism, notably his stubbornness and refusal to take advice, ever - I've known people like that and they're infuriating, you either live with it and decouple yourself from any responsibility when they do stupid shit, or if it's too much to bear you cut those people out of your life. Clint, like his son, is flawed, but no more so than most people. We've only seen a microcosm of what Josh's autism and stubbornness put him through, but it's enough to see why he'd just try to make peace with the idea that his son will always go his own way, even if that way is straight off a cliff. It must be heartbreaking, but when you're dealing with someone like that you do have to reach that point, even for your own son. I've got older family members who have done things in the past that still enrage me to this day, but there's no benefit to fighting those battles over again - you're not going to fix those people or make them put things right, you just try to have some kind of positive relationship with them in the time they have left. It takes a long time I think to gain enough perspective to make a decision like that, and if you've not been through it, and experienced multiple times just how futile fighting someone who won't budge is, then I understand if you don't get it. I get what Clint has done, and I know how he must feel, and it fucking sucks.

But post-booze Josh is a different beast. Addiction changes people. It changes them real bad. Things that damage your brain directly, like booze or duster, are going to change your personality - basically you get early-onset dementia because your brain cells are dying like an Alzheimer's-riddled octogenarian. Losing brain cells makes you angry, confused and aggressive. It makes you forget things and neglect yourself. And that's before you look at the direct effect of the addiction itself, and the way it re-writes your brain's priorities to focus on your next hit to the exclusion of all else. Addict Josh is a piece of shit, no doubt about it. He's a piece of shit in the way all brain-damaged addicts are, and he has it worse because he wasn't altogether blessed with brain cells to begin with, let alone when he started popping them one by one with substances. A-logs enabling his self-destruction on the grounds that "he's a bad person" don't seem to be aware, or to care, that enabling him directly makes him a worse person. Tell you what, I'd still rather hang out with Josh, even now, than hang out with anyone who would send a brain-damaged addict duster with instructions on how to huff it. What a fucking revolting thing to do. Josh, even now, wouldn't do that.
 
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Cunning Lettuce said:
If you're writing paragraphs about cobra. Then I'm sorry to say, but you're highly regarded
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You're right, but Cobra is also just so fun to write about, to speculate over and come up with what-if scenarios. He's a boring dude, but also so interesting! Look at all the art he inspires, all the crazy "fan-art", that channel with all the musical jingles linked in this thread, any crazy multimedia Seizurerobot comes up with and his podcast itself.

The dude gets the creative juices flowing, man, and that's most definitely what's up, regarded or not!

Now compare him to Wings or DSP. Those are creative wastelands, especially for the former. Such a boring cow. And it's been years since that animation of DSP and Panda's hospital visit.
 
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Passacaille said:
Now compare him to Wings or DSP. Those are creative wastelands, especially for the former. Such a boring cow. And it's been years since that animation of DSP and Panda's hospital visit.
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Cobes and Daniel Larson are the only cows I find worthy of my attention currently. All the others are just too boring and predictable.
 
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The Southwest Strangla said:
C’mon c’mon
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Josh: I know! How about another joke, dad?

Clint: No, I think we’ve had enough of your jokes.

Josh: What do you get…

Clint: I don’t think so.

Josh: …when you cross a mentally ill loner with a society that abandons him and treats him like trash!?

Clint: Call the police, Tanis, call the police.

Josh: I’ll tell you what you get! You get what you fucking deserve!

[Josh shoots Clint in the head]

[Audience screaming]

[Josh Laughs]

[Audience screaming]

Josh: Goodnight fellow youtubers. And always remember: That’s-

[Rock and Roll Part 2 plays]
 
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Potion_Time said:
He looks like a lunatic laying down a manifesto.
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DOUBLE STANDARD SOCIETY AND ITS FUTURE:​

1. Feminism and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race, dood. It is MOST DEFINITELY...NOT...WHAT'S UP. People are like equal and shit, women aren't made bitches in the kitchen making sammichs, but it's like...fucked things up 'n shit, YouTube. S'the truth.

2. But on the other hand, Youtube-ON THE OTHER HAND....YOUTUBE...men are body shamed for having dad bods and guts. People who are balding like myself, we are met with like......you know? Yeah. Anyways.

3. If we don't address the serious issues we face, the genders will forever be unequal and that's just not fuckin' cool. Both sides are equally at fault but someone's gotta start somewhere and I propose that nice gentlemen like myself start by being polite, showing women respect by not doing anything or making any moves, and working on our own businesses and ventures. It's no skin off my shoes to be a womanizer, anyway. That's what's up.

4. We therefore advocate a revolutinarium (or whatever I don't have a fucking thisarus, im not a nerd) against this gendered society. This revolution might not be violent but I dunno you kinda feel it out if it's necessary, just don't shoot schools.

5. Praise Satan, black flame to light my green smoke, fuck sickos, fuck child molesters, blast some walnuts and hail King Cobra.

6. I'm not gay.
 
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