Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Bogliacci]

New snakebones was great. Chauncey is by far the best co-host. Everyone else seems like friends, or acquaintences. But Chauncey and Caeser have the schmooze of two best bros who grew up together.
I guessed most of the placements, but HOW THE FUCK was Mr. Greene not on there? You know that day with Mr. Green plays in Cobes' mind EVERY single time he hangs out with any one of the Casper Crew. Their "friendship" may have been short lived, but it will be the thing Jormsh looks to as the example of the one time he got to hang with a normal human.
He even pushed his gay lover down for daring to take credit for the stuff Mr. Greene gave him.

Mr Green wasn't really a friend. Hes a troll/fan that specifically sought cobes out to hang.

 

[BallsMcLongDong]

Mr Green wasn't really a friend. Hes a troll/fan that specifically sought cobes out to hang.

It doesn't matter who Josh was to Mr Greene. What matters is what Mr Greene was to Josh. Even if bogboy knows that Mr Greene was a troll, that has gotta stick in his mind as the one normal, positive interaction he has had with a human being. The one time Cobes got to hang out with a normal, well-balanced, conventionally attractive and decent person of no dubious hygiene, intelligence, or propensity to rape Josh when he passes out. It's the equivalent of being invited to a party by the cool kids, having the time of your life before they reveal it was a joke, but still yearning for how cool everything was before you found out.

 

[charlesdickens]

I hope they legalize weed in Josh's state so we can move on from the liquor saga to the stoner saga, I'm just trying to imagine Cobra attempting to grow a weed plant or making abominations out of weed butter

Wyoming has to be the worst state in the US as far as weed. It's not getting legalized anytime soon. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cannabis_in_Wyoming

You can fit a motor to them rather easy, you just need to find one with the right bracket but there are a lot of them on Ebay I fitted one to a Pashley Parabike with little to no issues He just can't follow the instructions that are as simple as lego sets or ikea and a lot of them come with the tools you'll need to do it, I think he'd struggle with a mid-drive ebike kit and they are really really simple.

I've got 3 bikes I've fitted with mid drive kits and what will fuck him up is the electrical wiring, not the connections as they are just molex style plug an play but the routing of them an cable management, then again I can recall him slipping a chain and talking about having to take it to the shop to get fixed - that's a problem your average 6 year old knows how to fix but for him it's a mechanical mystery - considering he wanted to be a mechanic at Job Core I find that rather fucking funny.

Josh can't even be bothered to inflate a new tire tube. Whatever bike shop he went to made a lot of easy money off of him.


I do disagree with Seizure's ranking of Down the Hill Dave and Warlord. I think Dave is a nice albeit eccentric character who just wants company and someone to smoke with. I don't mind Warlord either. Sure he's obnoxious, but he added some excitement whenever he was over. I remember when everyone hated Alex Anderson because he'd constantly talk over Josh, then he biffed it and everyone missed him. Warlord has major faults but his friendship with Josh at least wasn't manipulative and to a degree honest.

 

[Devious Dave]

https://youtu.be/hGvqijwa-xo isn't chairbugs the guy that took Josh to the concert?

 

[PetiteFeet]

So, I haven't been following m'lord boglim closely aside from Bitesize's videos. Why did he stop hanging out with Darf? Did the bog burn all bridges to the somewhat decent people in his life?

I miss Darf's loveable mug, making disgusting steaks with Cobes.

 

[D_Tractor]

Happy birthday to this future sicko.

 

[charlesdickens]

So, I haven't been following m'lord boglim closely aside from Bitesize's videos. Why did he stop hanging out with Darf? Did the bog burn all bridges to the somewhat decent people in his life?

I miss Darf's loveable mug, making disgusting steaks with Cobes.

Darf has been busy and his wife apparently keeps him away from Josh. He had another kid recently and has a lot of work. They're still on good terms.

 

[PetiteFeet]

Darf has been busy and his wife apparently keeps him away from Josh. He had another kid recently and has a lot of work. They're still on good terms.

oh thank god. Darf deserves a good life that isn't influenced by Cobes' current habits.

 

[DrNow]

As awful as the bogrrito was, it's probably done less harm to his body than the cans of monster he likely has for breakfast. And at least he's not eating dog treats. The fact he pointed out that it didn't taste like snails cracked me up, I get the point he was making, but a surefire way of food not tasting like snails is by simply not putting snails into it.

 

[bonified retard]

I don't see anything wrong with darf occasionally getting drunk and acting like a retard with cobra. I think its good for both of them. Darfs wife is just a hater with bad pussy.

The tension in this video is hilarious. We've seen darf completely unphased during some of Josh's worst freak outs, but he looks like he wants to kill her here lol

 

[Associate Rick]

I don't see anything wrong with darf occasionally getting drunk and acting like a retard with cobra. I think its good for both of them. Darfs wife is just a hater with bad pussy.

The tension in this video is hilarious. We've seen darf completely unphased during some of Josh's worst freak outs, but he looks like he wants to kill her here lol

I love the way he rolls his r but also pronounces the l, torrrrteela.

 

[stink rink]

Portrait mode birthday stream. Hopefully he gets blasted and uses the birthday money to see a dentist.

 

[Buster Scruggs]

He's currently talking about the trolls and drinking alone on his birthday. Did he do anything with Clint today or is he still avoiding the Bog like the plague?

 

[stink rink]

Someone just offered the e-tard 100 bucks to do an interview. What can you possibly ask him? Do you actually think there is depth to this person?

 

[BoglimArchives]

Josh is inadvertently doxing every donator he has by allowing their info to be visible on stream. He just keeps scrolling up and you can somewhat clearly make out the names.

God bless you, Josh. Only you would do this on your birthday.

 

[AmosCassidy]

Josh is inadvertently doxing every donator he has by allowing their info to be visible on stream. He just keeps scrolling up and you can somewhat clearly make out the names.

God bless you, Josh. Only you would do this on your birthday.

Exceptionally regarded brainblast right there.
He's been streaming forever, hasn't learned or thought through a single fucking thing yet.

 

[CognitiveDeficiency]

Based Josh doxing the trolls.

 

[HiveDull]

He really outdoes himself every year. What a joy to be alive.

 

[BoglimArchives]

Based Josh doxing the trolls.
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Shout out to Kirk Austin, that’s most definitely what’s up.

I don’t really give a shit about people sending him money but this is a long running thing. If you send Josh money, the likelihood that he’ll leak all your information is very highly likely.

 

[D_Tractor]

Also doxing possibly non of age females

Danny Brown called him a niggerfaggot