Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[PetiteFeet]

Kate Winslet is my favourite gorl.

 

[ㅤㅤㅤ]

I'm sorry, but...

• Projects his own fuckup on the trolls, interspersed with half-assed apologies
• Gives us a view of his smoke-stained whittled-down pre-dentures
• Spills his beer
• Announces a new food review
• Chat was turned off
• He deleted this at about 6:45 BT

17 minutes of seething, fully transparent deflection and cope from a brain-dead boglim who is mentally incapable of taking responsibility. Good lord what a retard.

 

[gang weeder]

According to Josh Clint handles his taxes for him but obviously he is not a reliable narrator so I have no idea if he's doing that. I'm just saying that hoping someone gets audited by the IRS and taken off the only thing keeping them housed is fucked up. Without SSI Josh is homeless and he could not survive a Casper winter outside.

I agree it would be bad for him to end up homeless but his current situation isn't sustainable either. In the sense that as he is he is just going to drink himself to death. If he lost his income and couldn't buy booze anymore then IDK maybe he'd be forced to make some kind of change. Probably not though.

 

[GibMoneyPls]

It not

I mean I can see where people are coming from when they think this way - but the reality is if he's a really low number he's just not worth going after there are people who they will go after who can give them a better return and have the means or the assets to pay for it unlike Josh who struggles with a unexpected $30 expense without having to result to outright begging.

He'll get an angry letter and a demand to pay but it wont go much more than that unless someone really really hated him and had the power to go after him.

It's not about the taxes. The IRS isn't going to come after him for taxes. It's about his SSI. They care, and are super fucking on top of people who make extra. They take that shit very seriously.

 

[NikocadoSlot]

Cmon BOY go live for us

 

[UncommonParlence]

It not

It's not about the taxes. The IRS isn't going to come after him for taxes. It's about his SSI. They care, and are super fucking on top of people who make extra. They take that shit very seriously.

Yes, this is true. What I wonder though is it ssdi or disability(for blindness or retardation)? The limits for earned income are different and ss is more strict. If they catch on to his earning he will either lose funding or owe money.

He actually pulls in a good chunk of change. If y you were to just add up all the liquor expenses you'd see how quickly it adds up. At one point he said that he was spending like $100 a day averaged out.

Dude is a full time polysubstance addict. 90% alcohol of course but he always gets expensive(relatively) liquor and pays to have it doordashed. Which means that not only are the prices jacked up but there are delivery fees and tip(like he ever tips, lol). Dude has an expensive habit and it's not sustainable without his piggies. And his piggies have his lazy ass spoiled af.

Dude won't even paint a dowel to buy weed when he's in Colorado. That is some lazy shit. Successful wand salesman my ass. Copes' only product is stupidity. We all just watch him to see him mispronounce stuff and boggle our minds with the depths of his idiocy.

Huh huh, huh huh... BOGgle.

 

[Bogliacci]

Yes, this is true. What I wonder though is it ssdi or disability(for blindness or retardation)? The limits for earned income are different and ss is more strict. If they catch on to his earning he will either lose funding or owe money.

Theres no way he has anything beyond ssi, since he barely worked and what he did do was a shit tier make work job. The max payout for ssi is around 800-850, although that might be outdated since they adjust for inflation frequently. Every two dollars you earn over $65 they reduce your SSI by 1 dollar. So if he pulls in 800 bucks in a month, his ssi should be reduced by 335 dollars. Thats the gist of it, it's a bit more complicated than that but my point is that Josh's SSI is fucked if they ever figure it out. Although I wonder if since Clint does his taxes, Clint is just claiming all of the donayshuns and shit as his own income, which wouldnt affect Josh at all. That'd be a pretty good explanation for why it hasnt been reduced yet.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Clint is just claiming all of the donayshuns and shit as his own income, which wouldnt affect Josh at all. That'd be a pretty good explanation for why it hasnt been reduced yet.

I wonder if that would fuck Clunk up at some point and if it did what the fallout could be for Josh if it did.

 

[Bogliacci]

I wonder if that would fuck Clunk up at some point and if it did what the fallout could be for Josh if it did.

It'd be fraud for sure, but like I said it's just a thought, theres no evidence for it.

 

[SnusBurns]

Expecting some prime rage from reddit trolls, theres no way cobes isnt gonna rant about the tranny shooting up the school

Screenshot, I see you and other keep saying this but never post screens. Pat yourself on the back for being on a site that openly doxes josh, a person who no gets daily harassment in person. And then complains about reddit doing it. lmao Go outside, I see you on every fucking page.

 

[Bogliacci]

Screenshot, I see you and other keep saying this but never post screens. Pat yourself on the back for being on a site that openly doxes josh, a person who no gets daily harassment in person. And then complains about reddit doing it. lmao Go outside, I see you on every fucking page.

I've never complained about Josh getting doxed lmao, he's a satanist faggot and he reaps what he sows. I just also find it hilarious all the libtards on reddit get ravenous over the milque toast illiberal stuff Josh spouts without passing through a filter. If we were to post screens of that this thread would be mostly that instead of josh.

I hope he reads this, he'll be much appreeshiative of u goin after mean ol kiwis for him

 

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

I was looking to get an ice cream treat. This is a topping. TMDWU.

 

[BoglimArchives]

Yes, this is true. What I wonder though is it ssdi or disability(for blindness or retardation)? The limits for earned income are different and ss is more strict. If they catch on to his earning he will either lose funding or owe money.

The allowed income for SSDI fluctuates yearly, this year it’s $1,470, I believe. Anything over that, they’ll either consider you not disabled or simply remove whatever’s owed from your regular SSDI payments.

The problem is that he’s exceeded the previous monthly limit of $1,350 a handful of times in the past year and I sincerely doubt Josh is informing anyone of anything or calling the office to declare it monthly, which is what you have to do. This coming month might be a hard one for Josh, because he’s going to have to hand Clint all of his monthly income receipts from PayPal, CashApp, and Patreon. Clint is going to see Josh going over multiple times and he’ll have to either declare it on the taxes, wherein the office is going to be made aware of it and Josh will likely lose his SSDI, or he’ll call them in a panic to explain that his son is retarded and they’ll do that anyway. Once or twice is kinda fine, but repeated infractions are going to activate their fuckin’ almonds real hard.

I could be wrong, though. If Josh is bringing in this much money monthly, stands to reason he can pay his bills on it and he doesn’t need the SSDI.

 

[Lost in Place420]

Where can I buy one of his wands. Etsy is always empty.

 

[Bogliacci]

Where can I buy one of his wands. Etsy is always empty.

He only makes them when he wants booze money, and ever since he's gotten reliable stream of cash from pay pigs, he never needs to make them. He only ever makes juans in extremely dire money situations now. They also sell out almost immediately because there are a lot of tards who will just throw money at him for a shitty table leg.

 

[UncommonParlence]

Where can I buy one of his wands. Etsy is always empty.

Just get a dowel from hobby lobby and spray paint it. Wrap a power cord around it, stick some hair in the wet paint, and BOOM, you got one. Seriously, you're gonna have to wait for Clunt to visit and yes, they are as low effort as they sound. They couldn't be any shittier.

 

[BoglimArchives]

Where can I buy one of his wands. Etsy is always empty.

You can’t. He always tells someone when he’s about to put them up, they tell their close friends and they buy them. It’s why you can’t get one, even if you spend hours refreshing the page.

 

[TheCakeIsALie]

The allowed income for SSDI fluctuates yearly, this year it’s $1,470, I believe. Anything over that, they’ll either consider you not disabled or simply remove whatever’s owed from your regular SSDI payments.

The problem is that he’s exceeded the previous monthly limit of $1,350 a handful of times in the past year and I sincerely doubt Josh is informing anyone of anything or calling the office to declare it monthly, which is what you have to do. This coming month might be a hard one for Josh, because he’s going to have to hand Clint all of his monthly income receipts from PayPal, CashApp, and Patreon. Clint is going to see Josh going over multiple times and he’ll have to either declare it on the taxes, wherein the office is going to be made aware of it and Josh will likely lose his SSDI, or he’ll call them in a panic to explain that his son is retarded and they’ll do that anyway. Once or twice is kinda fine, but repeated infractions are going to activate their fuckin’ almonds real hard.

I could be wrong, though. If Josh is bringing in this much money monthly, stands to reason he can pay his bills on it and he doesn’t need the SSDI.

He doesn’t have ssdi. Ssi has no sga, and sga is only considered when it’s wages from a job, not donations. But he will get DAC benefits when Clint retires, which is basically like ssdi but for adults who were found disabled before age 22.

 

[StoopidFookingHamsterFace]

I think it's becoming more and more apparent that the people sending Cobes legit donayshuns, the shit that isnt just 1 dollar and abuse, are crusty punks and metal heads who have found him through his slowly growing notoriety within the last year or two.

I am more convinced everyday that the pay-pigs are the real immortals of the internet. After seeing the people on this site that still rake in the donations from their fans consistently after decades of decline, the one thing you should never doubt are the piggies. One thing would be if he was ban-hammered from the tubes, but it's not like he has anything else to do so he'd find his way back on, more or less. He's the gothic, alcoholic, of-age, baldin' boglim this side of DSP. Happy last drink year, Josh, and funk mongooses!

 

[Q_Anon1001]

Unpopular opinion but I think it's pretty based that Cobes, an autistic man who is mentally 15 and challenged, was fed up with the trolls enough to decide to dox their information. The regard iq