Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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"This is the greatest handgun ever made:
the Colt King Cobra.
Six bullets—more than enough to kill any sicko that moves.
Now I'll show you why they call me King Cobra...
DRAW!"
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BoggedUp said:
Also how likely is it that Josh already blew through most of the $500 he got in donations and is only making a video because he already needs more.
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Very likely. We've watched him spend $1000 in five days flat. Not on adult things either like rent, just on straight bullshit.


$500 in roughly two days? Easy as pie for Josh.
 
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BoglimArchives said:
Very likely. We've watched him spend $1000 in five days flat. Not on adult things either like rent, just on straight bullshit.


$500 in roughly two days? Easy as pie for Josh.
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This was one of my favorite cobra vids it's so innocent and goofy ive watched this one with a lot of my friends many times
 
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BoglimArchives said:
Very likely. We've watched him spend $1000 in five days flat. Not on adult things either like rent, just on straight bullshit.


$500 in roughly two days? Easy as pie for Josh.
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The Baller Boglim Chronicles, surprised none of his rouge gallery showed up like they usually do when he gets $.

Maybe they were there off Cam picking up scraps though
 
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Stygian Evil said:
that's been josh's best "asset" his entire mature life: being almost blind.

people always compare him with cyrax. a big diference is: chance is not blind, and because of that he got caught a bunch of times chatting with minors.

josh'd be there too if not for those barely functioning eyes.
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Josh plays video games, reads chat (when he wants to), reads the text messages sent to the phone number listed on this website, has made at least one lathed wand, rides bike when the weather permits, and probably watches massive amounts of cam models.

I swear to god all you new fucks are retarded.
 
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SnusBurns said:
Josh plays video games, reads chat (when he wants to), reads the text messages sent to the phone number listed on this website, has made at least one lathed wand, rides bike when the weather permits, and probably watches massive amounts of cam models.
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yeah, he does that but you can tell it is not easy for him when he has to get closer to the screen, forces his sigh when watching, takes longer pauses to read stuff: mf has the very can of that cincinnati shit in front of his very eyes and said "con carde style"

throwing shit on the ground all the time is part of having a shit vision too.

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I swear to god all you new fucks are retarded.
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and don't gatekeep, nobody ask you to be cute.
 
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BoggedUp said:
We're on day 14, maybe more, of him wearing that shirt at this point.
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Thems rookie numbers. When we get past the 3 week mark then he's in the running. I think 24 days is the record? It's funny because he recently said that he trys not to wear band shirts too often because he doesn't want to wear them out. Imagine the smell... All the semen, piss, old stale beer, sweat, cigarette butts, and wet & Juicy extrusions. I'm sure that it's quite the intoxicating melange. I mean toxic melange.
 
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