Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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He's looking more and more like a monster.
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Paul Racine said:
Well I called it awhile back in the thread, but its official the boglim king "likes" shoe on head. He of course has seen her naked and thought damn that of age, alive, cis gender, not related, human, bald girl is hot. He's not going to try anything because he respects boundaries.. At least he can't access shoe. It could be quit a nice arc in an otherwise monotonous cycle we've been stuck in. In a kind of funny way these two would make a great influencer couple, both bald, both have no opinion of their own, she sleeps in a dog bed he has the dead dog chair, both live in cradles of fifth, and with cobies cooking she would finally have home cooked "trad" food because as we know fuck gender roles, cooking isn't just a woman's job.

edit: holy shit he actually said trad wife, while talking about periods of course. also fuck sickos children are more precious than rock and roll.
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Sadly I think the days of interesting sagas are over. We're likely in the final season except this final season probably has 400 more episodes left until it eventually ends in his death. The best we can hope for is that Cobes lets some of the old rogues gallery back into his life or somehow makes some new friends because without someone to get him into hijinks Cobes seems content with doing the same thing every day. When he said some fans were taking him to the concert I thought for sure we would get some good content but it seems whoever those "fans" were had enough sense to tell Cobes not to record them because otherwise I'm sure we would have got some great road trip content. Must have been tough for Josh to not make 50 videos about gender relations on the ride over.

I still don't get how Josh isn't 300 plus pounds though. Given the amount of booze he puts down everyday combined with the fact that his diet consists of 2000 calorie "burritos" it really is a great mystery of the world that he isn't. I guess he just doesn't eat at all and I've long suspected that he doesn't actually eat 90% of the things he cooks because even someone as retarded as him has to know that the shit he cooks just isn't good. I love when he makes something really bad and puts on that face he makes when he hates the food but has to pretend it's "dank" to keep up appearances for his of age fans.
 
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Not to powerlevel too much, but everytime I see a cobra vid, I get irrationally angry. We just had to put my mother in hospice for her early onset dementia (60+ years old), and it's killing me and my dad. When I see cobra piss away the ability to read and talk it just makes me wish God killed him before he could form and gave those very very basic human abilities to someone for at least 5 years more of their life.
 
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BoggedUp said:
The best we can hope for is that Cobes lets some of the old rogues gallery back into his life or somehow makes some new friends because without someone to get him into hijinks Cobes seems content with doing the same thing every day.
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From pretty much every time people are asked, it seems like they've chosen to avoid Cobes at this point. His isolation is his own doing, whether intentionally or not. I think he'd be thrilled if Darf or Scotty came over, but that's just not going to happen. They've moved on with their lives, while Josh just sits in his apartment yelling at his computer about how famous he is on the internet.
 
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mush mouth bong bitch said:
Not to powerlevel too much, but everytime I see a cobra vid, I get irrationally angry. We just had to put my mother in hospice for her early onset dementia (60+ years old), and it's killing me and my dad. When I see cobra piss away the ability to read and talk it just makes me wish God killed him before he could form and gave those very very basic human abilities to someone for at least 5 years more of their life.
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My mother got placed into hospice and died during COVID by her self because we weren't allowed to visit her during the scamdemic. I 100% know what you mean. Watching a loved one suffer through dementia is absolutely hell and gave me a new found appreciation for being in a clear state of mind. I'm personally wondering just how much worse Josh can get. If he continues to huff the cologne and duster he is heading down a dangerous path that is going to get bad very quickly. Whatever brain cells Cobes hasn't already cooked are going to vanish before he knows it and can reverse the process. If anything the duster might make him more unhinged than usual so at the very least we are in for a wild ride towards the end.
 
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Bogliacci said:
From pretty much every time people are asked, it seems like they've chosen to avoid Cobes at this point. His isolation is his own doing, whether intentionally or not. I think he'd be thrilled if Darf or Scotty came over, but that's just not going to happen. They've moved on with their lives, while Josh just sits in his apartment yelling at his computer about how famous he is on the internet.
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It’s not just that. None of the older fellas hang out with Josh anymore because he’s not the friend they made 5-6 years ago. He obsesses constantly about Gender Relations, camera on or off. He can’t stop, he lives in his dryspell cope 24/7 and eventually that shit gets exhausting. They hear the same rants every single day. Just 24/7 rants about sickos and his trolls and the subtle double standards of bikini try-ons, this man’s brain has been warped from his pussy deprivation and it’s fucked his entire life like cascading dominoes. Every friend he has, even the moochers and the liars, have sat him aside and said “Buddy, you need help, you’ve gotta relax” and what happened after is why they don’t hang out.
 
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Josh isn't 300 lbs yet because he's only 32 and his father passed down some healthy genetics , all jokes aside.

When he hits 34-38 he will fill out more. Should he be in any accident like a hip bruising fall etc , he will puff up.
 
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I still don't get how Josh isn't 300 plus pounds though. Given the amount of booze he puts down everyday combined with the fact that his diet consists of 2000 calorie "burritos" it really is a great mystery of the world that he isn't. I guess he just doesn't eat at all and I've long suspected that he doesn't actually eat 90% of the things he cooks because even someone as retarded as him has to know that the shit he cooks just isn't good. I love when he makes something really bad and puts on that face he makes when he hates the food but has to pretend it's "dank" to keep up appearances for his of age fans.
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He's noticeably fatter than he used to be, and he doesn't pace his drinks out throughout the day like a functional alcoholic, he just pours the whole bottle into his drink combo. He's probably throwing up a lot. I can't imagine snail meat, boiled eggs, and squid tentacles are easy to keep down when the room starts spinning.
 
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Lesbian Sleepover said:
Josh isn't 300 lbs yet because he's only 32 and his father passed down some healthy genetics , all jokes aside.

When he hits 34-38 he will fill out more. Should he be in any accident like a hip bruising fall etc , he will puff up.
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He does look like he gained 10 lbs so far. You can really see it in his face
 
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