Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[The Southwest Strangla]

 

[bonified retard]

He privated the video, anything good happen?

Not my upload

 

[TMDWTFIU]

I don't know if anyone cares about anything like this but I ran the chat transcript for the Asian Burrito Pt 1 through ChatGPT to summarize it. I did two versions, one default and one with a more critical tone.

Spoiler: Default response

In this text, the user describes making a unique and unconventional burrito, filled with an assortment of ingredients, including ramen noodles, smoked boneless herring fillets, wet wizard Los Ros verde hot sauce, honey barbecue sauce, Mexican style four cheese blend, nacho cheese Doritos, and hard-boiled eggs. They encounter challenges while rolling the burrito, ultimately using toothpicks and additional tortilla shells to keep it together.

For preparation, they microwave the tortillas to soften them and use a Country Crock butter spread to add flavor before baking the chimichanga in the oven at 350 degrees. In part two, they plan to add more cheese on top of the chimichanga. Despite difficulties and mishaps during the cooking process, the user remains optimistic and eager to improve their cooking skills over time.

Spoiler: "Critical"

The video in question appears to be a cooking video in which the YouTuber attempts to make a burrito using a variety of ingredients, including ramen noodles, canned herring fillets, barbecue sauce, and cheese. The YouTuber struggles with rolling the burrito, resulting in an overstuffed and poorly rolled final product. Throughout the video, the YouTuber uses ableist language and displays a lack of concern for hygiene, such as touching his face and not washing his hands. Additionally, the use of canned herring and ramen noodles, while potentially affordable options, may not be the healthiest or most sustainable choices. It is important to approach food and cooking with mindfulness and care for both oneself and the environment.

 

[Devious Dave]

Josh's current livestream thumbnail is hilarious
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I saw that at work yesterday and started laughing my ass off

 

[BoglimArchives]

Sounds like he’s doxing idiots who send him PayPal donations to fuck with him and sending them stupid shit in return.

I don’t know what you expected, New Jersey. Better hope he’s not spreading that information in his weird discord servers (he is, btw. He always does.)

 

[UncommonParlence]

Sounds like he’s doxing idiots who send him PayPal donations to fuck with him and sending them stupid shit in return.

I don’t know what you expected, New Jersey. Better hope he’s not spreading that information in his weird discord servers (he is, btw. He always does.)

Dang Cobra. I thought you were SOOOOOO much better than the trolls and that you didn't have to harass them. Always talking about how big and bad the trolls are for doing this and that and how you'd neeeevvvveeeerrrrr sink to their level.

Dude said I'd NEVER send a troll package. These trolls are sick in the head for harassing autists. Going on and on and on about how HE doesn't HAVE to send troll packs because he's already in their pathetic heads.

In the last week he has doxed, sent troll packages, 100% bragged about his gay ops, and spoken at length ad nauseum about "trolls". He has lost whatever imaginary higher ground that he was allegedly clinging too.

Doesn't he know that crossing these lines opens the flood gates? Sinking to their level means open war. He's so fucking stupid. He CANNOT win in this conflict or even compete. He's trapped in his little troll hole like an angry retarded sitting duck.

Whatever happens from this point forward he has absolutely brought on himself. He is no longer an innocent retarded victim, he is a willing participant. Doesn't matter how many times he's told "don't feed the trolls", don't antagonize the internet at large, you can't fight shadows.

He's not just yelling in his phone and firing off angry responses to stupid texts anymore. He is now attacking trolls where they live. If they ever needed an excuse they now have it. Drachenlord 2.0 coming in nicely.

Way to take good natured japes and kick it off into vendetta territory. He thinks his trolls have been as bad as they can be. This BOY gone see. Dumbass.

Nobody can defend him when he's no better than the worst of his trolls. His obsession with "winning" and "slaying" the trolls has finished the process of rotting his brain.

I expect to see a serious escalation in trolling activities. Doesn't he see how vulnerable he his? Clint isn't getting him a 3rd apartment. We could be on the eve of the homeless saga gentletrolls.

I almost feel bad for his dumbass... then I remember that he revels in this shit. The trolls are the yin to his yang and neither GothiccKingCobra nor the trolls would exist without the continued participation of the other.

I'll get the popcorn, yall get the drink combos. Yesssthhhh kind of thing, to be honest. It's the troof. Fuck sickos. Fuck rape. None of the girls that Cobra went to high-school with are dying for a long time. That dog needs mnt dew for its meth addiction, just to re-illiterate.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

Tuned into one of his live streams and was surprised by how many people now. Him just being a drunk asshole ranting as normal and had 600+. His birthday stream didn’t have that many as he melted down. He’s a different lolcow now

 

[wenttobermuda]

Now that Cobes has decided to go blow for blow with his trolls, things are going to get grim. Brings to mind an old Libertines song.

"Cornered, the bog kicked out at the trolls
The trolls kicked back a lot fucking harder."

I almost feel bad for him, but mostly I'm curious about how vicious things will get.

 

[Devious Dave]

Honestly I think cobra should be studied the amount of caffeine along with every other stimulant he can do is astounding do all the stimulant's cancel each other out? It's a miracle he hasn't had a heart attack he needs to be cloned and bred for a super soldier program

 

[BoglimArchives]

I’m not surprised Josh is doing this now. How could you be? He’s an internet goober who says off colour shit occasionally, he’s not Chance Wilkins. He gets regular death threats every day, people harass him wherever he goes and it’s not exactly harmless trolling either. He gets sent every manner of retarded thing possible, all his friends are secretly fucking with him, his family gets fucked with.

I’m not surprised he sent flowers. I’m surprised he didn’t swat the person. If I was him and I cared enough about people fuckin’ with me, I’d go for the throat too.

 

[Bogliacci]

He's playin with fire.

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

INB4 Josh loses all YouTube privileges

 

[Bixby Snyder]

Shitty for us, but him just walking away from YouTube would be the best ending. He won’t do it and the harassment is just going to get worse. Some shitty high school kid will cross the line and we will get another swatting — just hopefully Cobes won’t be fucked up or playing with his cap gun.

 

[Bogliacci]

Shitty for us, but him just walking away from YouTube would be the best ending. He won’t do it and the harassment is just going to get worse. Some shitty high school kid will cross the line and we will get another swatting — just hopefully Cobes won’t be fucked up or playing with his cap gun.

hes always had the power to get it to stop, even now he can just keep streaming all he has to do is just not talk about trolls or acknowledge them

 

[Devious Dave]

hes always had the power to get it to stop, even now he can just keep streaming all he has to do is just not talk about trolls or acknowledge them

If cobra from 8 years ago was still around he could've learned and adapted to this by now he doesn't have the mental capacity to ever change now

 

[michaelscott69]

Do you guys seriously believe the broke lazy retard sent the flowers himself?

Too much effort, money, and thought is required for such a task. Clearly one of his buddy trolls did it after seeing the dox in either discord or the dox stream, then told him about it for brownie points.

I don't think he requested to have it done either. Again, something like that requires a level of thought which is way outside this retard's capabilities.

 

[Bogliacci]

If cobra from 8 years ago was still around he could've learned and adapted to this by now he doesn't have the mental capacity to ever change now

Hell no, Cobra of 8 years ago actually interacted with the trolls far more often and would take calls on facebook and shit. He was extremely lucky he was just a small fish in a big pond. He was also far less hated by a bunch of people for no reason, he was just an odd ball.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

The more well-known he gets the worse this will get.

 

[ChexMix88]

One of these reddit nigger faggots will cause something really bad to happen sooner or later and they will defend it because Josh said tranny or negro. The people on the subreddit are becoming as bad as the retards on the DSP thread. While I don't want Josh to stop doing videos because I find him hilarious it would be the best thing for him.

 

[BoggedUp]

There has been a massive wave of new Cobes fans since he got a mention on Your Mom's House and Danny Brown's podcast. Danny specifically has been talking about Cyrax and Cobes often for a couple months now. Brown claims to have been watching Cobes since the job core days but who knows if he is bullshitting or not. Brown says straight up too that he taps the glass, would be pretty funny if Danny Brown and Cobes got into a war with each other. Seems like bait to get Cobes onto his podcast since YMH loves finding internet weirdos and milking them for content.

Also shouts out to the /pw/ bro watching Wrestlemania now. Hope you're enjoying the champagne of beers while watching the show.