Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

I thought the chimichanga was bad, but that cup was like 60% gin.
I need closure on the chimichanga saga, he posted a video of it coming out of the oven, but he's moved on from it!
 
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"I got me..... a cigar.... cutter.... and...... I know..... how...... to........use it. It's a........ gooood cigarrrrrr......" so drunk you lose the ability to communicate in language is goff af. Twu. Barely 4pm and he's too fuck to drunk. Too bad cause cruel waste is of age, cis-gendered, alive, non-related, same species, and potentially consenting.
 
Beefeater kicks ass fuck you
I don't like any gin, not even the supposedly good stuff like Bombay. I can't imagine spending any more on it. God invented tonic water so it was possible to drink gin.
"I got me..... a cigar.... cutter.... and...... I know..... how...... to........use it. It's a........ gooood cigarrrrrr......" so drunk you lose the ability to communicate in language is goff af.
He probably shouldn't have a cigar cutter. He'll find a way to cut his dick off with it.
 
I wish someone would try to talk Cobra into converting to Islam like they tried to with Chris Chan. The Islam arc would be peak content. I’d pay thousands to it happen.
Loves drinking and bacon to much. He is probably the opposite of halal.

However him making a cooking video and he has to pray forgetting his food as it sets off the apartments fire alarm would be pretty funny.
 
Loves drinking and bacon to much. He is probably the opposite of halal.

However him making a cooking video and he has to pray forgetting his food as it sets off the apartments fire alarm would be pretty funny.
That would be really funny. I have a feeling Cobes doesn’t truly like drinking. I don’t believe that he enjoys alcohol as much as he thinks he does, the taste of stronger stuff doesn’t sit well with him.
 
I love that CT can call cobes a boglim bitch retard and still get invited into the cobra lair because Josh only knows like 8 people
It always reminds me of the picture of Mao and Nixon shaking hands when he goes over, CT clearly doesn't want to be there and it's so obvious, and Cobes is just drunk off his ass happy to experience any human interaction at all, but the peak comedy for me for some reason is the fact he angles the chair towards CT when he never does that for anyone else who visits.
 
It's hilarious just how tame and concerned for Josh this thread is in comparison to the subreddit. I thought kiwis were all psychopaths that want to make neurodivergent people kill themselves? The sub is genuinely unhinged and is filled with A-logs and people genuinely wishing harm upon cobes.
 
It's hilarious just how tame and concerned for Josh this thread is in comparison to the subreddit. I thought kiwis were all psychopaths that want to make neurodivergent people kill themselves? The sub is genuinely unhinged and is filled with A-logs and people genuinely wishing harm upon cobes.
That's one of the reasons I recently chose to come here to discuss Cobes. I've been watching Cobes since the Wendy's days because I genuinely find him funny, I normally don't hate watch lolcows. Although he has been pretty god damn boring the past couple years since he moved into the new place.
 

What the fuck Cooltaste is back hanging with him lmfao
He is so wasted in this. He's so bad now. Every bit of content I've seen of him in the last few weeks he's been extra retarded. I can't help but wonder if the duster is to blame. That's always going to be a possibility now that its been introduced into the mix.
Boy looking like a fucking Bloodborne character, y'all are just jealous. Also please please someone send him a case.View attachment 4952381
These days I'd normally be against sending Cobes any more alcohol or supporting the skinwalker Dylan Mulvaney but I'd make an exception in this case because it would be so fucking funny to watch him get triggered with every sip. A true girly drink.
 

What the fuck Cooltaste is back hanging with him lmfao
My god, that thumbnail, his double chin is getting bigger. He needs to cut down on the booze/fast food.

Also, I found this. Inb4 some “fan” is going to give this to him/ he is going to beg for it.
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