Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[BoggedUp]

Our King is looking particularly like a corpse in this video. Dead purple fish lips coming in nicely toobz TMDWU
People saying he doesn't buy his own groceries is really a sore spot for him huh? Someone said that to him earlier this week and he has been bringing it up ever since lol The only reason people even know that Clint buys his groceries is because he is the one that told us. If you're so upset that Clint buys food for you then stop offering up the information. I mean it's not like Josh is out there working for money, all his money either comes from pay pigs or the government so even the groceries he buys aren't even really bought by him. Seems like a super retarded hill to die on but this is Josh we're talking about so it checks out. Him having the sign up is still pretty funny though. It's hilarious that normal everyday people are questioning him about it. Like there is 100% way you could get that information across in a way that would make sense but Josh has to be Josh and include stuff about how he isn't gay in the sign lol

 

[BoglimArchives]

Like there is 100% way you could get that information across in a way that would make sense but Josh has to be Josh and include stuff about how he isn't gay in the sign lol

Door Dash Guy must be like:

“I don’t know what being gay has to do with ordering a sub, but whatever.”

He sees Josh

“Oh yeah this is making lots of sense.”

 

[Boglim Enthusiast]

This wasn't all that disgusting for once.

 

[BoggedUp]

Cigars are one of those things that I have no experience with but have enough common sense to know that smoking the cigar band isn't correct. Instead of just removing it or leaving it at the end, Josh moves the band up to the start of the cigar so he can smoke it first lol I'm guessing his logic was that since you aren't supposed to smoke it he may as well smoke it first so he can get rid of it.

 

[Boglim Enthusiast]

Cigars are one of those things that I have no experience with but have enough common sense to know that smoking the cigar band isn't correct. Instead of just removing it or leaving it at the end, Josh moves the band up to the start of the cigar so he can smoke it first lol I'm guessing his logic was that since you aren't supposed to smoke it he may as well smoke it first so he can get rid of it.

I'm going off memory here, but I remember something about him learning that's the right way to smoke it somewhere. Dunno if someone in the cobraverse longer can confirm or not.

(Edit) it was something just as retarded he said last time.

 

[eaglesfan665]

From my knowledge. cigar-wise usually you do not rip the band off because you don't want to damage the wrapper leaf. As the cigar burns along however, you might be able to slide it off because the adhesive melts as the heat of the smoke goes through the cigar. Some cigars are so good you wanna puff on them down to and beyond the band, that's usually why you'd want to slide it off, so you don't end up burning and smoking the label instead of the tobacco.

 

[Garth]

As the cigar burns along however, you might be able to slide it off because the adhesive melts as the heat of the smoke goes through the cigar.

This is correct. Ideally, you want to puff two to three times every thirty seconds. This maintains a good, even burn without overheating the cigar. Puffing more than that will lead to canoeing and a sour/bitter taste a little over half way down. In doing so, the glue of the band softens and can be easily peeled off.

Of course, Cobes smokes a cigar like a cigarette in that he inhales them, which is nuts and unnecessary. Cigars, like pipe smoking, are more about flavor and aromatics, but being a sexygothbadboy means inhaling any and everything that can be inhaled in the tireless search for a buzz. TWU.

 

[Boglim Enthusiast]

This is correct. Ideally, you want to puff two to three times every thirty seconds. This maintains a good, even burn without overheating the cigar. Puffing more than that will lead to canoeing and a sour/bitter taste a little over half way down. In doing so, the glue of the band softens and can be easily peeled off.

Of course, Cobes smokes a cigar like a cigarette in that he inhales them, which is nuts and unnecessary. Cigars, like pipe smoking, are more about flavor and aromatics, but being a sexygothbadboy means inhaling any and everything that can be inhaled in the tireless search for a buzz. TWU.

Like cobes lungs needed him inhaling Cigars ontop of big duster rips.

 

[Generic Retard]

From my knowledge. cigar-wise usually you do not rip the band off because you don't want to damage the wrapper leaf. As the cigar burns along however, you might be able to slide it off because the adhesive melts as the heat of the smoke goes through the cigar. Some cigars are so good you wanna puff on them down to and beyond the band, that's usually why you'd want to slide it off, so you don't end up burning and smoking the label instead of the tobacco.

I don't know of any labels glued to the wrapper. Usually you can slide them along the cigar. If they are tight and it wants to cut into the wrapper you can rip the label were it was glued together and just take it off.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Like cobes lungs needed him inhaling Cigars ontop of big duster rips.

I'd hate for my lungs to feel like his lungs must do and I'm a smoker, honestly how he's not out of breath just walking to the toilet is beyond me.

 

[Boglim Enthusiast]

I'd hate for my lungs to feel like his lungs must do and I'm a smoker, honestly how he's not out of breath just walking to the toilet is beyond me.

I'm an ex smoker so I know that feeling... The way he'll hit burnt vapes too.

Spoiler: Bonus Shitpost

 

[Pascal's Wagie]

I don't know of any labels glued to the wrapper. Usually you can slide them along the cigar. If they are tight and it wants to cut into the wrapper you can rip the label were it was glued together and just take it off.

I have thick fingers and short fingernails most of the time, so I generally wait until I'm halfway down the BBCigar before undoing the main label. I guess Cobes decided to take any amount of manual dexterity out of the equation. Plus he gets to huff the burning glue, dyes, and foil smoke along with his nicotine buzz. Must be quite the ride.

 

[Woggie's child bride]

Is it really any surprise that Josh learned how to smoke a cigar from Pinocchio

and then decided that was the proper way to do it as a sexy goth badboy?

 

[NikocadoSlot]

Cmon, go live, BOY.

 

[BoggedUp]

Cmon, go live, BOY.

He better not. I told him I rool his sad life doodt and I said "You better not go live BOY!". Then I logged off Reddit.

 

[8mm Cunningham]

Cmon, go live, BOY.

He better not. I told him I rool his sad life doodt and I said "You better not go live BOY!". Then I logged off Reddit.

He has no incentive to go live while he has paypig money and tugboat bucks. He is just drinking away each day in his hovel.

 

[Generic Retard]

Putrified upper jaw bone coming in nicely toobs

(In daylight you can see that it's even more horrifying)
The way he soaks the cigar in his spit, he might as well use it as chewing tobacco.

Cmon, go live, BOY.

If he got reported, he might really have got a community guidelines strike and can't stream

 

[BoggedUp]

He has no incentive to go live while he has paypig money and tugboat bucks. He is just drinking away each day in his hovel.

Why do the pay pigs do it? Money has never equaled content with Cobes in the entire history of his channel. Surely they must realize he only goes live when he is broke?

 

[NikocadoSlot]

Why do the pay pigs do it? Money has never equaled content with Cobes in the entire history of his channel. Surely they must realize he only goes live when he is broke?

I must confess to being a paypig. I simply have some extra bucks I throw at him for attention. Granted I don’t always get him to respond but for instance I sent him $2 asking to name me a price for his pie high but he doesn’t want to sell it right now. I’ll wait till he gets desperate for money and buy the pie high hat at a sick discount. TWU

 

[Robust User]

I must confess to being a paypig. I simply have some extra bucks I throw at him for attention. Granted I don’t always get him to respond but for instance I sent him $2 asking to name me a price for his pie high but he doesn’t want to sell it right now. I’ll wait till he gets desperate for money and buy the pie high hat at a sick discount. TWU

This is worrisome and extremely homosexual behavior.