Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Putrified upper jaw bone coming in nicely toobs
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(In daylight you can see that it's even more horrifying)
The way he soaks the cigar in his spit, he might as well use it as chewing tobacco.

If he got reported, he might really have got a community guidelines strike and can't stream
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I hope someone sends him a pair of wooden teeth dentures when he finally gets them all ripped out. It would be perfect.
 
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Jasper2K said:
What the most entertaining saga?
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Darfliny saga. Has the chips insanity, cobra blocking people on darf's chat whom darf later unblocked, darf yelling at his kids to go to bed and the subreddit getting into a tizzy over it, the bud light challenge, the boiled steak. Just a bunch of shit, big and little, that a true cobrasseur would know and appreciate.
 
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Josh just mentioned in his newest video that he is going to adopt a pet. I try not to get into the Cobra hatred but that one forced a physical reaction out of me. God have mercy on whatever poor animal gets stuck with Josh as it's owner. I would bet money that one day it will stop showing up in the videos, Cobes will make zero mention of it from that point forward until one day he randomly mentions that it "ran away" as a way to hide that he stopped feeding it because he couldn't afford food for it after blowing his wad on a "one of a kind custom pizza order doodt". If anything, honestly, it's going to draw in more pay pigs who will say that they are sending Josh money so the animal doesn't suffer even though we all know Josh isn't going to spend a dime more than he has to on that poor animal.

Also Josh tries to put a lid back on a bowl, not realizing he has the lid upside down, fiddles with it for a minute, picks up the lid and sees that it's upside down only to put it back on upside down and then gives up. Josh in a fucking nut shell.
 
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bonified retard said:
6:13 & 9:25 he talks about adopting a pet.
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The shirt holes let out the Bond Tactical Soap™ pheremones.
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BoggedUp said:
Josh just mentioned in his newest video that he is going to adopt a pet. I try not to get into the Cobra hatred but that one forced a physical reaction out of me. God have mercy on whatever poor animal gets stuck with Josh as it's owner. I would bet money that one day it will stop showing up in the videos, Cobes will make zero mention of it from that point forward until one day he randomly mentions that it "ran away" as a way to hide that he stopped feeding it because he couldn't afford food for it after blowing his wad on a "one of a kind custom pizza order doodt". If anything, honestly, it's going to draw in more pay pigs who will say that they are sending Josh money so the animal doesn't suffer even though we all know Josh isn't going to spend a dime more than he has to on that poor animal.

Also Josh tries to put a lid back on a bowl, not realizing he has the lid upside down, fiddles with it for a minute, picks up the lid and sees that it's upside down only to put it back on upside down and then gives up. Josh in a fucking nut shell.
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You have to be vetted to adopt animals. So unless he knows someone that had a pet that just gave birth to babies, he isn't getting a pet. Also, people ask for money when they sell their animals babies, something Josh has little of.
 
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YouGuysAren'tThatSmart said:
You have to be vetted to adopt animals. So unless he knows someone that had a pet that just gave birth to babies, he isn't getting a pet. Also, people ask for money when they sell their animals babies, something Josh has little of.
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I've adopted numerous dogs from the shelter and never been vetted past filling out a form that asked for basic information like name and current address. Never once had anyone come by my house to check out the living conditions or if I was even fit to own an animal. I'd imagine like most things it really has to do with the area and work ethic of the people running the shelter. I always just assumed that there are so many animals flooding the shelters that they are happy for anyone who doesn't appear to be an insane person on the surface to take an animal. Funny enough Josh certainly fails that assessment. I'd assume that one of his junkie "friends" animals had a litter and offered Josh one of them. Seems odd though that Josh is dancing around what the animal is. If it was a dog or a cat you think you would just say dog or cat instead of pet. Hopefully it's not something strange like a lizard because the Boglim is not equipped to care for something that requires very specific conditions and feeding guidelines. He'll be feeding that lizard KFC Extra Crispy Nuggets within a week, not a sponsor YooToob.

Also what is his obsession with KFC's gravy? From what I remember it was average to below average at best but Josh talks about it like it's some legendary item on their menu. One of those shitty food reviewers he watches has to be obsessed with it and he is emulating it like he does with all his food reviews right? Then again the Boglim's palette is certainly fucked given the monstrosity he cooks in his own kitchen so it shouldn't surprise me he loves something as bland as KFC gravy.
 
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Doodz, his talk of adopting a pet is all fluff. He's been saying that he's gonna get a snake/raven/black cat for years now.
That plush snake on his chair is the closest thing he'll have to owning a pet. The Casper Humane Society has an adoption process - https://sites.google.com/view/casper-humane-society/adoption-process
I just don't think Cobes has the capability to complete the process unless he gets help from someone else. Last I remember, he needs Papa Clunt to fill out the shipping orders for his painted sticks. It would be pretty funny for him to apply and get denied though, I'd love to watch his ""totally not upset"" livestream.
 
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HiveDull said:
Doodz, his talk of adopting a pet is all fluff. He's been saying that he's gonna get a snake/raven/black cat for years now.
That plush snake on his chair is the closest thing he'll have to owning a pet. The Casper Humane Society has an adoption process - https://sites.google.com/view/casper-humane-society/adoption-process
I just don't think Cobes has the capability to complete the process unless he gets help from someone else. Last I remember, he needs Papa Clunt to fill out the shipping orders for his painted sticks. It would be pretty funny for him to apply and get denied though, I'd love to watch his ""totally not upset"" livestream.
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I bet Homeboy Ian offered to sell him that lizard for $20 or some shit. I highly doubt that Cobra went through the effort of researching anything like this himself, or is looking at anything that requires investment or saving money.
 
The Lord mumbles his way through another song that he very obviously doesn't know the words to and can't read fast enough to keep up with. That mic is 100% not plugged into anything lol
 
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The Lord mumbles his way through another song that he very obviously doesn't know the words to and can't read fast enough to keep up with. That mic is 100% not plugged into anything lol
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Best part was 2:18 when he pretended to snort cocaine.
 
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