Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

You have to be vetted to adopt animals. So unless he knows someone that had a pet that just gave birth to babies, he isn't getting a pet. Also, people ask for money when they sell their animals babies, something Josh has little of.
bro, explain to me why so many awful people with zero interest in their pets get to adopt pets. Craigslist people have sold puppies to zoosadists with zero knowledge that they did so. Not all shelters are equally responsible about their animals because of a lack of resources or legitimate care for the creatures in their protection. Hell, I've heard stories of people who adopted an animal that had reactivity or outright aggression and they didn't know about it because the shelter didn't do their job right, cut to the shelter refusing to take back said reactive animals because they only rescue strays.

Cobra has a very high chance of getting a pet if he managed to leave his boghole or has a friend who will bring the animal to him, like his friend with the bearded lizard. I *hope* he's too regarded or too drunk to actually go through with it.
 
Then again the Boglim's palette is certainly fucked given the monstrosity he cooks in his own kitchen so it shouldn't surprise me he loves something as bland as KFC gravy.
Even Colonel Sanders notoriously hated the gravy KFC switched to after he cashed out and called it "wallpaper paste."
 
Whatssss up youtuberz…we’re gonna be doin some sick dog food hacks. We got some bud zero. Cos dogs don’t drink beer. You gotta be a consenting of age adult to enjoy alcohol responsibly. We got some KFC gravy. We’re gonna mix it all up with some bacon and sweet baby rays…throw in some dog treats for good measure. I love my dog more than I hate sickos. That’s what’s up. I’m gonna taste test this cos this smells real good YouTube.
 

Tried to add music / Isolate the voice. Actually like this video so wanted a good version of it lol.
I wish some Reddit autist would give a percentage breakdown of how many words he actually gets correct per song. Would be interesting to know which song, in his long list of vocal covers, he actually knows the best. I'd imagine his average is somewhere around 20-30% because he mostly does that thing where he makes sounds that sound similar to what he thinks he is hearing and then comes in super clear for the chorus.
 
I wish some Reddit autist would give a percentage breakdown of how many words he actually gets correct per song. Would be interesting to know which song, in his long list of vocal covers, he actually knows the best. I'd imagine his average is somewhere around 20-30% because he mostly does that thing where he makes sounds that sound similar to what he thinks he is hearing and then comes in super clear for the chorus.
A better bog archivist than me needs to add karaoke bars or guitar hero notes and him just missing all of them. Been going through my head all day xD

Love it when he looks like a gook caricature like in the thumbnail lmao
Lmfao, It's like he's trying to look like a soyjack of himself
 
I'm gonna be optimistic here maybe a pet would help him I know when I got a cat I had to put more effort into keeping my area clean maybe he will try more if he gets a pet
(hopefully it's not a snake or something hard to take care of)
 
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Our bog claims he's 80% british but I think he wants to, 100%, be a Swedish Carolean, TMDWU
 

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Hasn't it been like 3 weeks since he's last gone live? What's going on? Nothing on the reserve channel either
There are a few different theories, the three most plausible to me are:
1) Clint is keeping him away for some reason
2) Josh got his tax returns back and is flush with cash right now hence why he hasn't been e-begging recently
3) Josh actually got a community strike for the doxxing stream and follow up doxxing video that got removed and lost the ability to stream
I personally think it's the third one but any of those could be the case. Josh will of course claim "I can go live whenever I want doodt" but we all know Josh is addicted to keeping up his persona of being "famous" so I'd imagine if he could or needed too he would be streaming.

Also I was checking out the Reddit earlier and there were HUNDREDS of comments from people saying that if Josh gets any kind of pet people will be making calls to PETA and his local shelters to not give him any pets lol
 
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