Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

You remind me of the bog (what bog?)
Bog with the power (what power?)
Power of doodoo (who do?)
You do (do what?)
Remind me of the bog

I saw my boglim
Crying hard as bog could cry
What could I do?

My boglim's love had gone
And left my boglim blue
Nobody knew

What kind of magic spell to use
[E&J Peach] and UberEats
(Guiness and Monster) then baby said

Shit, boglim pants (pants, shit pants)
Piss, boglim pants (piss, boglim pants)
Put that boglim spell on me

Drink, boglim drink (drink, boglim drink)
Wand, magic wand (wand, boglim wand)
Point that magic boglim wand
Slap that cutie, make her free

[edit: E&J Peach]
 
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His last meltdown video got me feeling bad for him. He’s completely locked into the same thought patterns. All it takes is some ween sending him a vegetable taco or pack of tampons and they’re guaranteed a reaction. He’s pretty much coin operated at this point.

It’s weird, he knows he’s happier outside, he was alright around real people at that Cradle show. He knows he shouldn’t be drinking himself into a stupor and snotting and drooling all over himself on livestreams. There’s like this small part of him that could do the right thing, but the bog brain just keeps getting stronger.
 
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DrNow said:
His last meltdown video got me feeling bad for him. He’s completely locked into the same thought patterns. All it takes is some ween sending him a vegetable taco or pack of tampons and they’re guaranteed a reaction. He’s pretty much coin operated at this point.

It’s weird, he knows he’s happier outside, he was alright around real people at that Cradle show. He knows he shouldn’t be drinking himself into a stupor and snotting and drooling all over himself on livestreams. There’s like this small part of him that could do the right thing, but the bog brain just keeps getting stronger.
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I think the self destruction is on some level intentional. He's almost certainly low key suicidal. It occasionally bubbles when he is particularly fucked up and pis.sed off, he'll throw out "I'd kill myself if" or make a one off accurate assessment of how miserable his life is. There appears to a bit of self awareness buried deep in the bog brain.

I think a lot of his delusions are as much for himself as they are for us. He's got to cope somehow.
 
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Kermit Jizz said:
I think the self destruction is on some level intentional. He's almost certainly low key suicidal. It occasionally bubbles when he is particularly fucked up and pis.sed off, he'll throw out "I'd kill myself if" or make a one off accurate assessment of how miserable his life is. There appears to a bit of self awareness buried deep in the bog brain.

I think a lot of his delusions are as much for himself as they are for us. He's got to cope somehow.
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Yea I can relate to Josh about that, he's unhappy, he knows he's unhappy but he can't find a way out of the put of dispare he finds himself in and is only really surrounded by enablers who just dig that pit deeper for him.
 
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Eblo said:
I know usual answer to Josh shenanigans "He's retarded". Just put meat in veggie/sauce sandwich = trolls ownd.
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cobes can't put beef in a veggie taco. he could probably add bacon, doritos, canned pork, peanut butter, and budlight plat. leave out on the counter until you get so trashed that your taste buds stop working and enjoy.
 
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Buck Futter said:
Dude has had autism for 32 years. He knows comorbidity rate is like 80%, he knows he needs help. He chooses to go the Chris Chan way of embracing the delusions instead. Fuck feeling bad for an overgrown toddler.
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He's outright said fuck suicide i rather drink myself to death really that's what he's intent on doing
 
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He knows his life is shit.

I wanna say around the Floorlord fight, he started literally crying about how shitty his life was and all the problems, including how he can never get laid and so on. He blamed the reason on others but he was well aware how shitty his existence is
 
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Poor Josh can't even enjoy a vape pen without it triggering memories of the trolls at this point. I wonder if he brings up the trolls to him self when the camera is off. I imagine him stubbing his toe and blaming it on the trolls.
 
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What’s the most outrageous shit he’s blamed on the trolls?
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He claims the trolls contact potential girlfriends and turn them against him before he's had a chance at ending his dry spell.
Yes, the disgusting rotten-mouth balding fish-lipped talentless farting belching jobless e-begging dump-dwelling substance abusing alcoholic sub-90 iq manlet would be swimming in it if not for the trolls. Yeeaaasssssss.
 
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popnloch ness monster said:
so Sam Hyde's henchman, Jet Neptune, has been supposedly trying to call Cobes and get him on the line to pitch the king the idea of being one of the participants of their reality entertainment show "Fishtank", but the man's not picking up, and that's assuming he has the right number
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WE ALMOST HAD COBRA ON FISHTANK
 
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Why are there no commments on all of his videos on YouTube?

Does he/someone else manually delete everything?

I have never seen this phenomenon on any channel that has a viewer base larger than 1,000 people. The comments aren’t turned off and you can post a comment so the whole thing seems weird.
 
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Why are there no commments on all of his videos on YouTube?

Does he/someone else manually delete everything?

I have never seen this phenomenon on any channel that has a viewer base larger than 1,000 people. The comments aren’t turned off and you can post a comment so the whole thing seems weird.
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He hasn't had comments enabled (aside from a few approved posters) for a few years now.
 
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