Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Well then let’s hear it…
Fragile X is my theory and I’m dying on this hill.

It can range from mild to severe. It causes exotropia, and cobes has been wearing glasses forever, since at least toddler hood.

Fragile X Syndrome | FXS​

Fragile X syndrome (FXS) is a genetic condition that causes intellectual disability, behavioral and learning challenges, and various physical characteristics.

Though FXS occurs in both genders, males are more frequently affected than females, and generally with greater severity. Life expectancy is not affected in people with FXS because there are usually no life-threatening health concerns associated with the condition.

Prevalence​

FXS has been detected in all populations and ethnic groups. As a result, efforts have been made to determine the overall prevalence of FXS and the difference in prevalence between males and females.

There have been a number of studies undertaken both in the “special needs” population and the general population aimed at determining the prevalence of FXS in males and females. The agreed upon prevalence of FXS in males is approximately 1 in 7,000 and in females 1 in 11,000.

The reason there are fewer females with FXS than males is that the gene for FXS is located on the X chromosome.

  • Males (XY) — having only one X chromosome — will develop FXS because they have a mutation of their single (only) X chromosome.

  • Females (XX) — having two X chromosomes — can have the unaffected X reduce the effects of the affected X, which typically leads to no or milder symptoms of FXS. (This is an important distinction, as many females with the full mutation do not consider themselves, nor are they considered by others, to “have” FXS.

Signs & Symptoms​

In Males​

Behavioral characteristics can include ADD, ADHD, autism and autistic behaviors, social anxiety, hand-biting and/or flapping, poor eye contact, sensory disorders, and increased risk for aggression.

Intellectual disabilities in FXS include a range from moderate learning disabilities to more severe intellectual disabilities. The majority of males with Fragile X syndrome demonstrate significant intellectual disability.

Physical features may include large ears, long face, soft skin, and large testicles (called “macroorchidism”) in post-pubertal males. Connective tissue problems may include ear infections, flat feet, high arched palate, double-jointed fingers, and hyper-flexible joints. No one individual will have all the features of FXS, and some features, such as a long face and macroorchidism, are more common after puberty.
 
That's a really good suggestion @TheCakeIsALie It wold explain a awful lot of his issues that nothing else quite fits.
it’s the most common cause of genetic ID, which is another reason to suspect it. Plus cobes is def low iq. I’d say maybe an iq of 70 or so. He couldn’t even keep the sweet teas and iced teas in order when he was working for Wendy’s, and that’s an extremely simple task.
 
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it’s the most common cause of genetic ID, which is another reason to suspect it. Plus cobes is def low iq. I’d say maybe an iq of 75/80 or so. He couldn’t even keep the sweet teas and iced teas in order when he was working for Wendy’s, and that’s an extremely simple task.

Yea I'd love to have him sat down and do an IQ test just to know what he's working with betwixt his ears.

The tea thing always makes me laugh, once is a legitimate mistake, twice is a cockup - anything beyond that means something else is going on especially in a short space of time and he knew he'd made a mistake before. I mean I compare him to Chris and he's definitely "smarter" than Chris but not by much and at that level of intellect small point difference matters and Chris has something else going on (much like cobes) but there is a real mix of functioning an non functioning he's got going on.
 
I think a cat would've been better for him they are easier to take care of especially if he got a stray
I honestly agree. If you're not retarded and can set up an enclosure right reptiles are easier than almost any mammal of equivalent size. Lower metabolism, low to no social needs, much less maintenance. But if you are retarded it's a lot harder because you're going to be fighting the enclosure to keep it alive. Don't need to worry about that with a cat.
 
I honestly agree. If you're not retarded and can set up an enclosure right reptiles are easier than almost any mammal of equivalent size. Lower metabolism, low to no social needs, much less maintenance. But if you are retarded it's a lot harder because you're going to be fighting the enclosure to keep it alive. Don't need to worry about that with a cat.
Cats are much easier than reptiles. Cats meow at you nonstop when they are hungry and they shit on your pillow when their liter box needs changed.
 
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there are even automatic cleaning litter boxes. I don’t know if Cobes would change it though.
Cats are much easier than reptiles. Cats meow at you nonstop when they are hungry and they shit on your pillow when their liter box needs changed.
No just no. nothing against either of you cool cobras, but I have two cats myself, one stray the other a rescue from kitten status. Cats are damn difficult and vindictive. Easier than a reptile maybe but that's all relative, cobra has no business with the responsibility over ANY other living creature, he can shit up his life and that's why I'm here. Cats need clean environments otherwise they get respiratory issues and all sorts of things like fleas. If you don't feed them a good diet issues get worse, our boglim can't feed himself. If I sound MATI, then your right this fuckhead has poisoned his dog with weed (also toxic to cats) killed a bug (NBD), given a dog mountain dew (also toxic) and "mercy killed" a bird. Say what you want about my moral fagging, but I have watched idiots in this thread repeatedly justify cobras retardation with armchair psychology, he is a sub human moron that deserves 0 sympathy, his father is equally as selfish and has created the shit show we enjoy. At any point in the past 3 years AT LEAST cunt could have taken this moron out of the game, but cobes "isn't his little boy anymore".

TL:DR >>> animals require alot more than auto shitters and food, they need love and interaction, this moron can do neither of those.
 
Wow, is this the only time so far he has admitted to Duster???

Literally EVERY addict says "it will NEVER kill me!!!/I'm invincible dood". Sorry to TMI but my uncle said the same exact shit for a couple years then OD'd. You are not invincible, retard.
Not only did he admit to huffing it he said he huffed an entire two cans of duster in one day and passed out. Then he woke up still feeling high. Afterwards he compared himself to Ozzy Osbourne saying his body can handle all sorts of drugs. There’s more proof that he’s huffing duster. In his new album there’s a part where you can sorta hear him take a hit then his voice changes the way duster makes your voice deeper. I’m convinced that he’s huffing duster on the regular now, which is MDWU
 
Not only did he admit to huffing it he said he huffed an entire two cans of duster in one day and passed out. Then he woke up still feeling high. Afterwards he compared himself to Ozzy Osbourne saying his body can handle all sorts of drugs. There’s more proof that he’s huffing duster. In his new album there’s a part where you can sorta hear him take a hit then his voice changes the way duster makes your voice deeper. I’m convinced that he’s huffing duster on the regular now, which is MDWU
Can I get a timestamp on where he says this? Was it his most recent livestream?
 
Fragile X is my theory and I’m dying on this hill.
Could he have inherited something from his mother as well as having FXS?

Laurel is no beauty (image taken from Bitesize's first part on cobes' origin, since I can't access classmates.com without an account) and Josh has most certainly inherited her looks. Obviously we know very little about her aside from what Josh has divulged, but he's an unreliable source.
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