Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[TheCakeIsALie]

No just no. nothing against either of you cool cobras, but I have two cats myself, one stray the other a rescue from kitten status. Cats are damn difficult and vindictive. Easier than a reptile maybe but that's all relative, cobra has no business with the responsibility over ANY other living creature, he can shit up his life and that's why I'm here. Cats need clean environments otherwise they get respiratory issues and all sorts of things like fleas. If you don't feed them a good diet issues get worse, our boglim can't feed himself. If I sound MATI, then your right this fuckhead has poisoned his dog with weed (also toxic to cats) killed a bug (NBD), given a dog mountain dew (also toxic) and "mercy killed" a bird. Say what you want about my moral fagging, but I have watched idiots in this thread repeatedly justify cobras retardation with armchair psychology, he is a sub human moron that deserves 0 sympathy, his father is equally as selfish and has created the shit show we enjoy. At any point in the past 3 years AT LEAST cunt could have taken this moron out of the game, but cobes "isn't his little boy anymore".

TLR >>> animals require alot more than auto shitters and food, they need love and interaction, this moron can do neither of those.

I’m an animal lover myself. I never meant to imply Cobes should have a cat. I’ve owned cats, dogs, rabbits, Guinea pigs etc.

He should have no pets, period. All I was suggesting is that there are tools available to cut down on the work required for a cat.

As to his mom…wow. Spitting image right there.

Wide nasal bridge, arched eyebrows, widely spaced eyes, thin upper lip. Very interesting. Cobes has full lips, interestingly enough. Her eyes are also angled upward on the bottom. Oh and low hairline and short forehead

 

[Generic Retard]

Not only did he admit to huffing it he said he huffed an entire two cans of duster in one day and passed out. Then he woke up still feeling high. Afterwards he compared himself to Ozzy Osbourne saying his body can handle all sorts of drugs. There’s more proof that he’s huffing duster. In his new album there’s a part where you can sorta hear him take a hit then his voice changes the way duster makes your voice deeper. I’m convinced that he’s huffing duster on the regular now, which is MDWU

Passing out due to hypoxia and waking up still feeling high sounds like he probably got a bit of brain damage from that.
Terrifying thought if you take into consideration the general state of things in his head.

 

[Janny Jewsh]

 

[Buck Futter]

I mean I compare him to Chris and he's definitely "smarter" than Chris

I think you can make a serious case against this statement. Chris had a dependent (his mom), managed his own bank account/taxes, his comic is more successful than Jords music and wands combined, etc.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Took less than a week for the Alogs to call animal welfare on Josh.

 

[TheCakeIsALie]

Took less than a week for the Alogs to call animal welfare on Josh.
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I doubt this is even a real transcript. The subreddit is full of fake stuff that posters find funny for some reason.

 

[Bogliacci]

Took less than a week for the Alogs to call animal welfare on Josh.
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People see animals involved and just think "Ok now I'll take the gloves off!!" As if some moral boundary is crossed that makes it ok to tap the glass. Clint also responded.

Honestly I can see why Clint is pissed off, but he's delusional with letting Josh just waste away and putting it on the troles for being behind every ill in cobes' life. It's very clear that he's only operating from Cobes' version of version of events. No one ever harassed his friends, he's only been fired from one job (which was trying to get him to quit already) and quit working at the Office all on his own. He got himself evicted. He's destroyed his own teeth. The only support Josh has is Clint stepping in just in time to make sure he doesn't end up on the streets but otherwise he's on his own. He gets helpful copes from Clint though, so he's got that going for him! Just read the comment and you can actually see a few of the classics that Cobra has developed, or was told by Clint rather. Cobes sits in his apartment and just whittles away at his health with horrifying food and booze, and its Clint that throws up a thumb and says "Keep on rockin, Josh!"

 

[PetiteFeet]

I think it's funny how Clint will type up a storm about the evil troles, but rather than taking Cobes offline for Cobes' sake, he lets the boglim rot in his lair and acts hands off. Sure, he's stated that him and Josh have gotten closer after being less confrontational with him but that doesn't change the fact that Josh cannot take care of himself.
Clint should take a page out of Bob Chandler's book of strategies and CUT. DOWN. THE. INTERNET.

If that transcipt is real, I'll be a little more hopeful for Puff for now. I genuinely hope I'm wrong and that all of these red flags are in my head. I don't think any of us wants to see an innocent animal, reptile, insect or mammal lose their life in a slow, agonizing way.

RIP Mrs. Green, may your powers keep Puff safe.

 

[UncommonParlence]

People see animals involved and just think "Ok now I'll take the gloves off!!" As if some moral boundary is crossed that makes it ok to tap the glass. Clint also responded.
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Honestly I can see why Clint is pissed off, but he's delusional with letting Josh just waste away and putting it on the troles for being behind every ill in cobes' life. It's very clear that he's only operating from Cobes' version of version of events. No one ever harassed his friends, he's only been fired from one job (which was trying to get him to quit already) and quit working at the Office all on his own. He got himself evicted. He's destroyed his own teeth. The only support Josh has is Clint stepping in just in time to make sure he doesn't end up on the streets but otherwise he's on his own. He gets helpful copes from Clint though, so he's got that going for him! Just read the comment and you can actually see a few of the classics that Cobra has developed, or was told by Clint rather. Cobes sits in his apartment and just whittles away at his health with horrifying food and booze, and its Clint that throws up a thumb and says "Keep on rockin, Josh!"

Is clunt retarded too? I find it endlessly amusing how he sees everything through the lense of his stage obsession. He probably thinks he's famous too. You can totally see where Josh got his toxic ego from. There's no way Josh will ever change with Clunt cheerleading and excusing his every deplorable characteristic. It's seems Clunt has gone from "reddit isn't as bad as I thought" all the way to Josh's way of thinking i.e. "the trolls are jealous of how famous and badass I am. The trolls are the ones who need therapy. WE are too smort for TheRapey". I despise Clunt after reading that and I despair for Josh ever affecting a positive change on any aspect of his life EVER. The bog is truly doomed. I'm sure the female members of his family know wu though(judging by their Facebook posts).

Jorquin Bog Rivierra Saunders esq III Quote of the day-
"You have to condition yourself... [with food] that can fit down your throat you don't have to chew them as much".

 

[Wintermute_Zero]

Like father like son, clint is a regarded boglim as well.

 

[HiveDull]

Shout out to Papa Clunt. Won't intervene when his son is doing duster, but will cry on Facebook to let the troles know that Josh is rocking and making the best of his life.
Part of me understands his frustrations, but his post is complete cope.

 

[Steve Harwell's ghost]

I’m an animal lover myself. I never meant to imply Cobes should have a cat. I’ve owned cats, dogs, rabbits, Guinea pigs etc.

He should have no pets, period. All I was suggesting is that there are tools available to cut down on the work required for a cat.

As to his mom…wow. Spitting image right there.

Wide nasal bridge, arched eyebrows, widely spaced eyes, thin upper lip. Very interesting. Cobes has full lips, interestingly enough. Her eyes are also angled upward on the bottom. Oh and low hairline and short forehead

Passing out due to hypoxia and waking up still feeling high sounds like he probably got a bit of brain damage from that.
Terrifying thought if you take into consideration the general state of things in his head.

No worries, I get what your putting down.

Going into hypoxia is goth as AF, " that's the thing of it toobz I turned myself into a ghoul to commune with the underworld ".

 

[NikocadoSlot]

Just as a confirmation that Cobe's is still huffing duster, go to 38:25 in Cobra's new album. You hear him take a hit of duster that makes his voice lower. It's amazing really that he considers it as an effect for his music. It's MDWU

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Just as a confirmation that Cobe's is still huffing duster, go to 38:25 in Cobra's new album. You hear him take a hit of duster that makes his voice lower. It's amazing really that he considers it as an effect for his music. It's MDWU

You can hear him spraying the can.

 

[Buck Futter]

He also repeatedly huffed a bottle of cologne throughout his last livestream.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Like father like son, clint is a regarded boglim as well.

Clint is an enabler and pretty damn naive but to claim he's a boglim like Josh just isn't true. Dude owns a house, has a masters degree, has two successful daughters, is married to a woman with a PHD and makes a living doing something he is passionate about. Our BOY is really is only burden.

 

[GibMoneyPls]

He also repeatedly huffed a bottle of cologne throughout his last livestream.

And said he huffed 2 bottles in a day, passed out, and woke up later still feeling fucked up. And pretty much said drugs can't kill him because he is so awesome.

So proud of you, son!!

 

[Buck Futter]

unreleased song cut from blunt raps and cobra coils, seems to be about his fart fetish mostly

 

[HiveDull]

I didn't listen to his rap album until now, what a holler.

 

[DrNow]

People see animals involved and just think "Ok now I'll take the gloves off!!" As if some moral boundary is crossed that makes it ok to tap the glass. Clint also responded.
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Honestly I can see why Clint is pissed off, but he's delusional with letting Josh just waste away and putting it on the troles for being behind every ill in cobes' life. It's very clear that he's only operating from Cobes' version of version of events. No one ever harassed his friends, he's only been fired from one job (which was trying to get him to quit already) and quit working at the Office all on his own. He got himself evicted. He's destroyed his own teeth. The only support Josh has is Clint stepping in just in time to make sure he doesn't end up on the streets but otherwise he's on his own. He gets helpful copes from Clint though, so he's got that going for him! Just read the comment and you can actually see a few of the classics that Cobra has developed, or was told by Clint rather. Cobes sits in his apartment and just whittles away at his health with horrifying food and booze, and its Clint that throws up a thumb and says "Keep on rockin, Josh!"

Rather than adding fuel to the flames by taking it to the trolls maybe Clint could tell Cobes why he should stop talking about the retards and mongoloids over on reddit who send him duster and tampons. It's really that easy. Like, literally freeze them out, stop making videos about what they've sent you, stop giving them attention. It'd probably take a few months of zero attention and their efforts would begin to dwindle. Instead they're guaranteed constant shout outs and a monthly on camera meltdown. Do you think somebodies gonna send Josh a vegetable burrito or snails if it won't be acknowledged, and they won't be able to laugh about getting their fifteen minutes in the cobraverse?

It should be obvious that I'm not defending the retards on discord and reddit, and I'm sure Clint is coming from a good place, but the only person who can alter the current course of things is Josh himself and that's not gonna happen without some serious intervention. Calling out the 'trolls' on Josh's behalf is the absolute opposite of helping him, it's exactly what they want.