Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

I’m not tits deep in Josh subculture but I follow it, honestly what else is Clint supposed to do? Josh is an adult and has no intent or ideations of suicide so can’t get him involuntarily sent away. Regardless of lolcow status it’s still a father getting fed up with frankly some vicious troles. He could go to Josh’s place and confiscate all his various substances and unhook his router or whatever but then what after? Josh will pick it right back up. Fucking with streamers is pretty baste but life ruination is pretty homo. Clint definitely is an enabler but nothing of that post really signaled as such
 
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Absolutely unhinged stream. He’s gone full copium mode. Gotta love how he sets himself a time limit of 20 years to get laid, and then he’ll go “semi sexual” whatever that means. Most men in their prime would start seriously reconsidering their life choices if they didn’t get laid in 20 weeks. Josh is just gonna wait patiently. Because that’s what women want.
 
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it won't let me reply to you for some reason. The problem is if Jord actually listened and stopped responding to the troles he would cease to be a lolcow. I don't think his opposition defiant disorder would allow that.
 
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HarrietTubmansTittyFuckSu said:
I’m not tits deep in Josh subculture but I follow it, honestly what else is Clint supposed to do?
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Done a better job in the first place? I don't know, I have a hard time believing that anyone who streams online has good parents. Maybe Pewdiepie is an exception to that rule. I don't care for his content but he seems fairly balanced.
 
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That 6 hour live stream on boglim chronicles has some solid random.txt lines.

“I applaud the guys who are into heavier set chicks”

“Animals cannot have pronouns you stupid motherfucker.”

“Impersonating Dani Filth in live chat.”

“Is your name smoking hot goth chick?”

“I could realistically drink this in one sitting if I felt like it but then I wouldn’t have any gin for tomorrow when I wake up.”

“I stay away from the crack and crank cos I’d rather drink a monster energy drink.”

Somebody autistic enough needs to do an ebook of the wit and wisdom of KingcobraJFS.
 
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Short of Clint saying "You have to go into a rehab/group home or your stepmother and I will no longer be supporting you" (Clint will never do this) I don't think there is anything that will stop Cobes from killing himself with booze and duster. There is no rock bottom for Josh. For most people that stream where he attacked his hat would be rock bottom. For Josh he simply drank too much that night. He won't have a wake up call. I don't think he even really knows he has a problem. He sincerely believes he is just living like a rockstar so it's okay.
 
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Clint made a second FB comment about it, doubling down on delusion.
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Nothing much to say except its just a massive cope. Clints ODing on copium. Literally blames all of Josh's alcohol and drug abuse on bullying lmfao. I think the proper response to this is just a picture of josh's teeth, "Keep on rockin, Josh!"
 
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How do you look at your kid living the way Cobes does and think, "this is all the fault of some random online trolls"? He can't be that stupid, can he? There's a clear demarcation between the Josh of 2014 and the Josh of today and it has nothing to do with some random trolls and everything to do with substance abuse.
 
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Clint made a second FB comment about it, doubling down on delusion.
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Nothing much to say except its just a massive cope. Clints ODing on copium. Literally blames all of Josh's alcohol and drug abuse on bullying lmfao. I think the proper response to this is just a picture of josh's teeth, "Keep on rockin, Josh!
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Use that rent and food money to get the guy some help instead of blaming the trolls, Josh is gonna keep streaming while drinking himself to death otherwise. Option B is to stop giving him money and force him to support himself, shitty but better than what he's doing atm?
 
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ManiacalChrisBenoit said:
How do you look at your kid living the way Cobes does and think, "this is all the fault of some random online trolls"? He can't be that stupid, can he? There's a clear demarcation between the Josh of 2014 and the Josh of today and it has nothing to do with some random trolls and everything to do with substance abuse.
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Could be denial. He’s got to know on some level that Cobes is the way he is because of himself (Clint) and that’s a pretty depressing realization so instead, he deflects.
 
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Bogdad can screech WHYYYY???????? all he wants, but everyone knows there's plenty of people he can talk to if he really wants answers. How dare people send Josh things he explicitly says he wants. And which one of you tied his hands behind his back for years so he couldn't brush his teeth? Fess up! You dang dirty trolls out here saying all these disgusting, despicable things about Bogdad. What things exactly? Who knows! But they're bad! Stop it! Ree!
I had my suspicions after seeing Bogmom literally looks like a man, but this post makes me wonder, maybe he's a giant faggot?
"It is what it is youtoobs, to be honest my trolls sending me free stuff is even more pathetic than my dad getting fucked in the ass!"
 
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