Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Clunt has gone full boglim. I always thought he was just a fruity loser doing the best he can everyday but now I see that he's just an older balder Josh. He unironically blames all of his parental failures and Josh's maladaptive antisocial bad behavior on (checks notes) TROLLS! This is retarded.

At least PRETEND that your son has agency. It's not Josh's fault it's the 'tism. It's the alcohol. It's the drugs. It's the mean ole trolls. Certainly not poor decision making skills or unaddressed mental health problems.

At this point I think it's pretty clear what happens when you "mainstream" special needs kids and deny them extra support. After that last live stream it has become clear that when Josh says that he's attracted to a woman but won't "try anything" he's not talking about trying his fly pua lines. He's talking about not raping and murdering. He tacitly admitted as much.

The only reason he doesn't rape and murder is because he thinks about how it would feel if someone did to of his victims before he could. He expects good boy points for not acting on his sick fantasies. It's why he talks about rape while jacking off onto his carpet. And thanks to Clunt we all now know that Josh's sexual harassment and stalking was because of the trolls. The reason his friends no longer associate... trolls.

Clunt said women hate him... because of TROLLS. I swear if the grammar wasn't correct and the words spelled correctly I would have sworn Josh wrote those fb posts. They are literally pees in a bog. Makes me sick.
 
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DrNow said:
That 6 hour live stream on boglim chronicles has some solid random.txt lines.

“I applaud the guys who are into heavier set chicks”

“Animals cannot have pronouns you stupid motherfucker.”

“Impersonating Dani Filth in live chat.”

“Is your name smoking hot goth chick?”

“I could realistically drink this in one sitting if I felt like it but then I wouldn’t have any gin for tomorrow when I wake up.”

“I stay away from the crack and crank cos I’d rather drink a monster energy drink.”

Somebody autistic enough needs to do an ebook of the wit and wisdom of KingcobraJFS.
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The red quote definitely needs context, because before that he admitted to that faggot Floorlord constantly trying to sit on his lap when they were getting hammered. I didn't think Alex was getting that fucking gross with him. Always thought he just kept to his weird homo comments towards the Boglim.

TheCakeIsALie said:
Could be denial. He’s got to know on some level that Cobes is the way he is because of himself (Clint) and that’s a pretty depressing realization so instead, he deflects.
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I'm leaning towards that. He could possibly resent this fucking tool, and just plays into the delusions to keep from having a heart attack constantly having to worry if he's going to have another 6000 dollar bill, because his man baby of a son can't stop from spraying beer all over his apartments walls and spilling Tankwerry Gin on the carpet.
 
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HarrietTubmansTittyFuckSu said:
I’m not tits deep in Josh subculture but I follow it, honestly what else is Clint supposed to do? Josh is an adult and has no intent or ideations of suicide so can’t get him involuntarily sent away. Regardless of lolcow status it’s still a father getting fed up with frankly some vicious troles. He could go to Josh’s place and confiscate all his various substances and unhook his router or whatever but then what after? Josh will pick it right back up. Fucking with streamers is pretty baste but life ruination is pretty homo. Clint definitely is an enabler but nothing of that post really signaled as such
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like you, im not obsessively familiar with any of this, but i will say that its all fun and games to laugh at these types, but ive never understood those who get so utterly wrapped up in it all and angry enough to take it to real life. none of these reddit niggers actually care, they dont care about the stupid lizard, or his health, or anything about him, they just want to fuck with him to try and get clout of some sort. i talk shit and make fun of people all day long, but i never felt it was necessary to take it offline, that just seems wholly unnecessary in the long run.

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talks about rape while jacking off onto his carpet.
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what
 
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UncommonParlence said:
Clunt has gone full boglim. I always thought he was just a fruity loser doing the best he can everyday but now I see that he's just an older balder Josh. He unironically blames all of his parental failures and Josh's maladaptive antisocial bad behavior on (checks notes) TROLLS! This is retarded.

At least PRETEND that your son has agency. It's not Josh's fault it's the 'tism. It's the alcohol. It's the drugs. It's the mean ole trolls. Certainly not poor decision making skills or unaddressed mental health problems.

At this point I think it's pretty clear what happens when you "mainstream" special needs kids and deny them extra support. After that last live stream it has become clear that when Josh says that he's attracted to a woman but won't "try anything" he's not talking about trying his fly pua lines. He's talking about not raping and murdering. He tacitly admitted as much.

The only reason he doesn't rape and murder is because he thinks about how it would feel if someone did to of his victims before he could. He expects good boy points for not acting on his sick fantasies. It's why he talks about rape while jacking off onto his carpet. And thanks to Clunt we all now know that Josh's sexual harassment and stalking was because of the trolls. The reason his friends no longer associate... trolls.

Clunt said women hate him... because of TROLLS. I swear if the grammar wasn't correct and the words spelled correctly I would have sworn Josh wrote those fb posts. They are literally pees in a bog. Makes me sick.
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Get ready for some dumb ratings, remember he's just being an edge lord.
 
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Clint doesn't realize that the trolls who swatted him or harassed LN or whatever are a tiny minority of the people that follow Josh. They're just the extreme fringe that always gets pulled in when a lolcow gets somewhat big. The vast majority of people following Cobes just do so to see what retarded thing he'll do or say next. I don't know if he's an old person who doesn't understand the internet or if it makes him feel better that thinking that everyone who gets a kick out of the dumb things his son does is literally an evil wannabe murderer but he's clearly deluded and probably a bit defensive about how Josh has turned out. The only person that can stop Josh from spiraling downward even more is Clint and that's probably a sore spot for him because he knows that his son is slowly dying simply because Papa is too afraid to lay down the law.
 
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vertebrae said:
What's the context of how this got leaked lmfao
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Leaked? This is Josh's "thing". He likes to "give back" every once in a while. He posted this to YouTube last mother's day.

jk. That is one of his many chatterbate videos. Dont ever say he's never given the chatterbate women anything.
 
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Generic Retard said:
Passing out due to hypoxia and waking up still feeling high sounds like he probably got a bit of brain damage from that.
Terrifying thought if you take into consideration the general state of things in his head.
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Oh and now that I think about it. He may actually have died that time. Do duster addicts not sometimes just die from hypoxia after taking a big hit?

At least that is what I pieced together from what I read.

Clint should install some CCTV Cameras in the lair to show Cobes how it looks like when someone barely pulls through after their body manages to expel the duster while doing agonal breathing.
 
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youtu.be

Cigar and drink review

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Lmao he uploaded a video of him consuming alcohol in the parking lot between cy liquor and new moon cafe (prominently displayed in the background).
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"On my way to my destination" is boglim speak for "going to stalk LN and show off this cigar because I am a famous youtube celery".
 
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