Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Banquet Meal said:
like you, im not obsessively familiar with any of this, but i will say that its all fun and games to laugh at these types, but ive never understood those who get so utterly wrapped up in it all and angry enough to take it to real life. none of these reddit niggers actually care, they dont care about the stupid lizard, or his health, or anything about him, they just want to fuck with him to try and get clout of some sort. i talk shit and make fun of people all day long, but i never felt it was necessary to take it offline, that just seems wholly unnecessary in the long run.
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plenty of people here on the farms that want bad things to happen to Josh, for le lulz. And then will randomly clutch their pearls over some vague reddit menace.
 
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SnusBurns said:
plenty of people here on the farms that want bad things to happen to Josh, for le lulz. And then will randomly clutch their pearls over some vague reddit menace.
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Well if something happens to the lizard that negative attention will triple

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Dunno wether it's right to give him the rope to hang himself with it or the trolls are right to take try get him taken away, I can see both sides.
 
HiveDull said:
You think Cobes can actually surviving being homeless?
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Maybe for a couple weeks but long term? No. He would either piss the wrong homeless schizophrenic off by going on a gender relations rant and get stabbed or die in the Wyoming winter snow. Cobes is not made for the streets.
 
Boglim Enthusiast said:
Dunno wether it's right to give him the rope to hang himself with it or the trolls are right to take try get him taken away, I can see both sides.
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it wouldnt be so cringy if they actually cared...frothing at the mouth about the "poor beardie", rattling off a 12 page essay on what THEY would do with the damn thing, and how it needs this and that, freaking out over literally everything...its stupid. they just want to inflate their own egos by way of a retarded guy in the middle of nowhere. honestly, and i know im doing exactly what i was just bitching about, but what i would do...get a handler to come in once a week. they could make sure he bathes, help him get to any appointments, clean his place up, which in the long run could help him not get evicted. there are several benefits like this that were made for people just like him, and his dad could apply online, its a state benefit for ssi recipients with intellectual disabilities.
 
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Banquet Meal said:
but what i would do...get a handler to come in once a week. they could make sure he bathes, help him get to any appointments, clean his place up, which in the long run could help him not get evicted. there are several benefits like this that were made for people just like him, and his dad could apply online, its a state benefit for ssi recipients with intellectual disabilities.
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This is exactly the type of help Josh and Clint would not accept - either through pride, stubbornness or sheer boglimism.

I don't know if the US has a program like this but where I'm from you can get a support person(handler, I suppose) from the region/city government you live in, to help you with whatever you need help with.
Many people who are on early retirement/benefits due to mental health issues or physical disabilities that prevent them from having a regular job have a social worker who helps them with the above mentioned things. But it requires that you, the person receiving this help, can actually accept and let a stranger under your skin for this to work.

Josh would never, ever do that. And I suspect Clint either has thought about this and said "no, Josh can feed himself as long as I keep an eye on him" and otherwise be hands-off with him or he outright has accepted that Josh and his relationship is "better" if he stops challenging his son on how to live his life.

I guess Josh rotting in his den and otherwise being out of his hair is a better deal to Clint than screaming matches and whatever the fuck happened during the Christmas Jail saga happening on a daily basis.
 
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PetiteFeet said:
I don't know if the US has a program like this but where I'm from you can get a support person(handler, I suppose) from the region/city government you live in, to help you with whatever you need help with.
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they do, as long as you are low income, on ssi, and are also retarded...and that is a shame if his fathers pride keeps him from putting help in place. hes not gonna live forever, and if he hasnt arranged for a tard wrangler to keep eyes on his son 24/7 to help with the activities of daily living, this less than ideal situation will get ugly, quick. still isnt cool for these reddit niggers to take it to real life though, that ruins any fun from watching the trainwreck, and its just a lame dick move, ultimately.
 
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Sicko Hunter said:
Cobes is not made for the streets.
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Or the Sheets...

But seriously your right, he would last a day or a week but not long - even the Casper Cavilcade of Losers seems to keep josh at arms length these days, Other than Ian and possibly Floorlord Josh seems to have nobody willing to even come around even when he's a bit flush wish cash and spreading it around and for that kind of person that says a lot to have a choice of Free Shit and turn it down.

PetiteFeet said:
I don't know if the US has a program like this but where I'm from you can get a support person(handler, I suppose) from the region/city government you live in, to help you with whatever you need help with.
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I think they do have that in the US but it's hard to get and the quality isn't that great of the people in those roles, I mean they are very rarely the best anywhere but in the US it's apparently a real shit show.

Having said that I don't think Josh would even qualify for one at the moment, if he frys his brain wish duster and becomes less able he likely would qualify but he's not quite there yet.

PetiteFeet said:
I guess Josh rotting in his den and otherwise being out of his hair is a better deal to Clint than screaming matches and whatever the fuck happened during the Christmas Jail saga happening on a daily basis.
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Josh and Clint have both talked about this and he was a really hard kid to manage, constant fights about his clothing not just in style but in getting changed not just in the I put this t-shirt on last night and it's fine to ware this morning way but he had the same stuff on for days and was stinking, he fought getting a shower like a petulant toddler, fought taking his medication right upuntil the day he turned 18, had haircuts used as a form of diciplin right up until he moved out, and that was just the tip of the icebearg both where willing to talk about.

Don't get me wrong we can all have arguments, but from the sound if it Josh and Clint where really going at it hard more often than not.
 
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Banquet Meal said:
it wouldnt be so cringy if they actually cared...frothing at the mouth about the "poor beardie", rattling off a 12 page essay on what THEY would do with the damn thing, and how it needs this and that, freaking out over literally everything...its stupid. they just want to inflate their own egos by way of a retarded guy in the middle of nowhere. honestly, and i know im doing exactly what i was just bitching about, but what i would do...get a handler to come in once a week. they could make sure he bathes, help him get to any appointments, clean his place up, which in the long run could help him not get evicted. there are several benefits like this that were made for people just like him, and his dad could apply online, its a state benefit for ssi recipients with intellectual disabilities.
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I was half way through an essay about what a shitty idea it was for Clint to call out the trolls and the ways Cobes continues to be his worst enemy and it really is screaming into the void.
 
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Not related to Cobes, but Criken is morphing into his twin.

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Generic Retard said:
Oh and now that I think about it. He may actually have died that time. Do duster addicts not sometimes just die from hypoxia after taking a big hit?
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Sudden Sniffing Death Syndrome.
abcnews.go.com

Sudden Sniffing Death Syndrome Kills With One Puff

When it comes to getting high off inhalants, one sniff is all it takes to cut a young life short. 'Huffing' toxic substances to get high has become a surprisingly common pastime among young teens, but to most parents, this new drug of choice is completely off their radar screen.
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Also it doesn't just happen to addicts. Sometimes someone will just instantly die the first time they do it. Other times they get away with it hundreds of times and then just suddenly die.

This is separate from the other thing where you accidentally asphyxiate yourself.
 
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Sicko Hunter said:
Maybe for a couple weeks but long term? No. He would either piss the wrong homeless schizophrenic off by going on a gender relations rant and get stabbed or die in the Wyoming winter snow. Cobes is not made for the streets.
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Are you kidding? He would do so great. He'd basically be in constant starvation mode, but he'll use his food reserves to train crows to hunt down sickos and troles. Puff could live in his backpack for two days before he dies. Then he would ride bike, weather permitting, to our dark lord's sacred burial chambers at the funeral home's dumpster.

I think there's a high likelihood he'll engage in some other less savory substances if he did, though. Our boy thrives on peer pressure in the tiniest amounts. I can't wait for the midnight crack stream from the Denny's wifi from a no-name Android phone with a cracked screen.

At least if he ends up wrapping up the tooth saga before the homeless saga theoretically begins, he could probably make some decent money giving gummers down by the bowling alley.
 
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