Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Drama Fan]

Sorry everyone. This video didn't show up in my feed. It's a banger. Cobra also adds 2 cups of sugar, fails to dissolve the 8oz of honey, talks about his viking ancestry, and is comically hit in the head (repeatedly) by his cabinet door swinging open.

"That sugar and honey filled it up quick"
No shit Cobes, you added 2 cups of sugar and what looks to be another cup of honey. IDK if that honey (which I'm sure cost like 10x what the rest of his ingredients did) is going to even dissolve into it.
At least he's not using his hand as a funnel this time.
A true Viking ubermensh:

 

[D_Tractor]

How can I stay safe?​

If you make pruno, you put yourself and anyone who drinks it in danger of getting botulism. The alcohol in your drink won’t destroy the toxin (make it harmless). The only way to be sure you don’t get botulism from pruno is to not drink it.


We don’t know how to make this kind of alcohol safely. But we do know that batches of pruno that gave people botulism used at least one of these ingredients:

• Potatoes
• Honey
• Food from bulging cans

https://www.cdc.gov/botulism/pruno-a-recipe-for-botulism.html

 

[Rubber Plant]

How can I stay safe?​

If you make pruno, you put yourself and anyone who drinks it in danger of getting botulism. The alcohol in your drink won’t destroy the toxin (make it harmless). The only way to be sure you don’t get botulism from pruno is to not drink it.


We don’t know how to make this kind of alcohol safely. But we do know that batches of pruno that gave people botulism used at least one of these ingredients:

• Potatoes
• Honey
• Food from bulging cans

https://www.cdc.gov/botulism/pruno-a-recipe-for-botulism.html

Some of the symptoms of botulism are:

Double vision
Blurred vision
Drooping eyelids
Slurred speech
Difficulty swallowing
A thick-feeling tongue
Dry mouth
Muscle weakness
As the disease gets worse, you may develop more symptoms, such as:

Difficulty breathing
Paralysis (can’t move your body)


......Too late.

 

[Negev]

Sorry trole but winter is brutal rn he's had to stay in to take care of puff

Speaking of puff do we even know if he is still alive? Josh hasn't been filming his little videos with puff and when asked refused to show him

 

[HiveDull]

Maybe with enough failures, he can eventually make proper homemade alcohol.
If you think about it, Cobes is basically the thought experiment with the monkeys and Shakespeare.

Also, I absolutely love that he's just spilling so much of this sugar shit on the floor. The ants are gonna be eating good tonight.

 

[Orkeosaurus]

I haven't seen this yet but I guarantee you hes using that goyslop sugar syrup and not real honey
Just like he uses that nasty ass country crock instead of real butter

Funnily enough he used probably the most boujee honey in the supermarket Tannis picked out for him, someone said it's $14 a bottle. So this little hobby is actually costing him more than if he just bought some more peach Busch lite. Retard is literally going to get clean off alcohol doing this.

I can't wait for the ATF arc if he ever starts trying to sell this shit.

 

[Cataloons]

I've made mead using instant baker's yeast and honey. Sure, it ends up alcoholic, but it tastes like liquid hangover and regret. So much regret. It's virtually undrinkable. Cobes is more of a man than me, though, so I'm pretty sure he's going to drink it anyways.

 

[Bogliacci]

Speaking of puff do we even know if he is still alive? Josh hasn't been filming his little videos with puff and when asked refused to show him

Puffersth is rotting in the trash and we all know it

 

[PetiteFeet]

Speaking of puff do we even know if he is still alive? Josh hasn't been filming his little videos with puff and when asked refused to show him

Personally I think Puff is slowly wasting away, either dehydrated or starving or both.
I fear Puffers is going to end up like this bearded dragon, minus the rescuing.

 

[Bogliacci]

Cobes will never let puffersth die, he loves the smell of its shit too much

 

[Healthy Boy Brand]

Puff's most likely had one sick second hand toke too much and his mummified carcass is stuck to his favourite rock with a mix of Gorilla Glue and residual apartment filth and will exist on as a reptilian version of Norman Bates' mother in Cobes' mind.

 

[SupremeGuntleman]

Our boy has finally discovered the balloon airlock.

 

[Fedsmokers_secret_stash]

Our boy has finally discovered the balloon airlock.
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It's like watching primates learn how to use stone tools. Maybe if he survives another 30 years he'll have somewhat drinkable booze.

 

[SupremeGuntleman]

It's like watching primates learn how to use stone tools. Maybe if he survives another 30 years he'll have somewhat drinkable booze.

I'm almost wondering if he reads his thread and saw me posting about why he wasn't using a balloon.

I'm having a hard time understanding how it would save him much money though, isn't booze barely or not at all taxed in Wyoming? A bottle of cheap vodka is like $10 there as far as I can tell, and I'm guessing a bottle of juice is $3-4 and will probably end up being 10% at most the way he's doing it.

 

[UncommonParlence]

I'm almost wondering if he reads his thread and saw me posting about why he wasn't using a balloon.

I'm having a hard time understanding how it would save him much money though, isn't booze barely or not at all taxed in Wyoming? A bottle of cheap vodka is like $10 there as far as I can tell, and I'm guessing a bottle of juice is $3-4 and will probably end up being 10% at most the way he's doing it.

Its not that making it is cheaper but that Tanis will buy and deliver the components needed for toilet wine, but not actual booze. Imagine how pathetic Clunt's second family will find Copes when they realize his "cutting back" is just being broke and using their gibs to grift proono. Prison wine alchy is pretty far down the alcoholic totem pole. He doesn't even have the resources to afford malt liquor or skal vodka. Now THAT is broke. He could do day labor but work is not a value Clunt managed to instill in the BOY.

 

[niggers]

He could do day labor but work is not a value Clunt managed to instill in the BOY.

back in the jobcorp days, one of his ambitions was to learn auto-body work. that was pretty unrealistic, and i honestly couldn't see him working a full fledged mechanic or anything, but jorp would probably be a decent tire monkey if someone was there to drill the process into his head. most autoshops also have a workforce of guys who will be quick to notice if he starts slacking or struggling, possibly giving jorp a sense of discipline.

almost any real male figure guiding him in his life would be great. not clint, not one of his homeless degen buddies, not an elderly rockstar he's never met, but an actual positive role model.

edit: just to be clear i'm referring to jobcorp-era josh having that potential. current josh has lobotomized himself to the point where i don't think he could even clean those wendy's tables anymore.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Personally I think Puff is slowly wasting away, either dehydrated or starving or both.
I fear Puffers is going to end up like this bearded dragon, minus the rescuing.

went to r/kingcobrajfs subreddit and it's nothing but memes of posting "RIP Puff". glad to know their gay little circlejerk hasn't ended

this was posted an hour ago, so puff is still alive.

not a reptile expert so somebody much more smarter than me can give better insight but i love how he still hasn't cleaned the flooring from all the calcium powder spilt all over the place.


"animal control said this case is better than 90% of the other calls she deals with" i'm sure

 

[Norwegian Trailer Trash]

"animal control said this case is better than 90% of the other calls she deals with" i'm sure

I don't think this means what he thinks it means.

He thinks it means that he's doing better than 90% of other lizard owners.

It actually means that they get called in to rescue animals which are being abused, improperly cared for, or running wild. He's better than 90% of the shitshows that are required to call them in. It isn't necessarily a compliment, only a shrug.

 

[RollingRock2]

Cobes left the comments on in his latest fake juice wine video. Come say TWU

 

[SpiceyHuman]

Wait, wtf. He didnt do the ballon airlock right.

It looks like he drilled a hole into the original lid, and stuck the ballons mouth into it? Your just supposed to remove the lid entirely, place the ballons mouth over the top of the jug, and keep it set with a rubberband.

I guess his way could still work... but it still doesnt seem like hes going to use it properly.

"If the baloon starts to inflate, ill take the lid off"

"Better watch the ballon so it doesn't over inflate"

So he is still just burping it?

Its all so fascinating.