Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Devious Dave said:
I haven't seen this yet but I guarantee you hes using that goyslop sugar syrup and not real honey
Just like he uses that nasty ass country crock instead of real butter
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Imagine paying for $50 pizzas like a retard and not being able to buy actual butter.
UncommonParlence said:
Prison wine alchy is pretty far down the alcoholic totem pole. He doesn't even have the resources to afford malt liquor or skal vodka.
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There's really no excuse to drink this vile slop outside of prison and I bet what they make inside of prison is better.
 
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Someone needs to send him directions on how to make Applejack so he doesn't kill himself with pruno. Winter is coming soon and he can do it outside. Although the concept of fractional distillation might be a bit beyond his capabilities.
 
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Osama Bin Laden said:
went to r/kingcobrajfs subreddit and it's nothing but memes of posting "RIP Puff". glad to know their gay little circlejerk hasn't ended

this was posted an hour ago, so puff is still alive.

not a reptile expert so somebody much more smarter than me can give better insight but i love how he still hasn't cleaned the flooring from all the calcium powder spilt all over the place.
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"animal control said this case is better than 90% of the other calls she deals with" i'm sure
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lmfao Jorsh. "Fluffy eggs when you break the shell in hot water" brother, you're trying to say you've poached an egg and that's not even how you poach an egg. Gordon Ramsay would be disappointed. A regard sandwich.

Didn't he already get told off on the way he spreads the protein powder for Puff..
Poor lizard.
 
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Jenkem coming in nicely Toobs.

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I love how we've gone from watching him struggle to make wands on a machine he specifically bought to do so to proudly making prison hooch in an empty juice carton with a balloon strapped to the top, whilst caring for another unfortunate reptilian creature in between bouts of semi-consciousness and duster refuels. At least the one thing that remains consistent is his inclination to allow homicidal-adjacent homeless people into his lair.
Tetanus to botulism... permanent astral projection coming in nicely, Toobs.
 
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Why doesn't he make wands anymore, anyway? I know he prefers to beg for the paypiggies to save his ass, but from what I've seen of his wands they aren't particularly difficult to make. He just takes a stick and spraypaints it, maybe adding a bit of metal wire and a piece of mineral to it. At most I'd guess he spends 30 minutes of work per wand.
If I were in Josh' situation I would make more wands. The fans/troles eat them up and buy them near guaranteed every time his shop has more wares.

That lathe can't have been cheap, it's such a shame it doesn't see use.
 
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PetiteFeet said:
Why doesn't he make wands anymore, anyway? I know he prefers to beg for the paypiggies to save his ass, but from what I've seen of his wands they aren't particularly difficult to make. He just takes a stick and spraypaints it, maybe adding a bit of metal wire and a piece of mineral to it. At most I'd guess he spends 30 minutes of work per wand.
If I were in Josh' situation I would make more wands. The fans/troles eat them up and buy them near guaranteed every time his shop has more wares.

That lathe can't have been cheap, it's such a shame it doesn't see use.
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He does make wands once in a blue moon, but now that he's got the e-bogging streams down to a science, he doesn't need to do it much anymore
 
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AnOminous said:
There's really no excuse to drink this vile slop outside of prison and I bet what they make inside of prison is better.
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I have a theory that he is broke and since Ian is gone, he has nobody to sell his EBT allowance to. For non-amerimutts, that is a food only government dole card. He is probably using it to buy booze ingredients since he can't just buy booze with it. Just a theory mind you.
PetiteFeet said:
Why doesn't he make wands anymore, anyway?
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He never sharpened his tools. This made the quality worse and worse and eventually led to a lot of snapped wands which scares our lil peanut head. And why sell a $38 juan when you can just have someone send you $50 for no reason?
 
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PetiteFeet said:
That doesn't mean he can't improve and look like a relatively normal regard, rather than the drunk hobo with no teeth that oggles kids.
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I think it actually does mean that. If he shaves his beard and stache, then his nigger tier bumper lips jut out below his pig nose. If he shaves his head, he goes from creepy ass skullet to creepy ass bowling ball head. Imagine how easy it'll be to see the peanut shape of his head without his looong goff locks to hide it with. He cant win.
 
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