Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Negev]

Why doesn't he make wands anymore, anyway? I know he prefers to beg for the paypiggies to save his ass, but from what I've seen of his wands they aren't particularly difficult to make. He just takes a stick and spraypaints it, maybe adding a bit of metal wire and a piece of mineral to it. At most I'd guess he spends 30 minutes of work per wand.
If I were in Josh' situation I would make more wands. The fans/troles eat them up and buy them near guaranteed every time his shop has more wares.

That lathe can't have been cheap, it's such a shame it doesn't see use.

I think at least part of it is he thought it would be awesome but it required some work and he doesn't like doing even the bare minimum, combine that with the fact that he couldnt even save enough money to ship orders, and he was so lazy he barely would make a few a month which wasnt enough to sustain himself. That made it too hard for him so he got bored and just hopes people buy MS paint shirts and donate

I honestly think he could have made a decent amount on wands because of viewers buying them to have "cobra merch" plus kids or weird emo girls who think they are witches

 

[Guysho]

Boglim Chronicles put out a full(er) video of the historic event.

 

[Bogliacci]

Boglim Chronicles put out a full(er) video of the historic event.

He was in a bad mood from the beginning. He must still be in the hole and was hoping for a good ebegging stream Ill wager

 

[Drama Fan]

When he started waving that gun around talking about how real it looks, I got a really bad fuckin feeling. Thank goodness the cops had a little sense and are familiar with his particular retardation.

I wouldn't do it on youtube just because of their silly rules. All around bad idea.

 

[Norwegian Trailer Trash]

I wouldn't do it on youtube just because of their silly rules. All around bad idea.

I wasn't really worried about that, I just don't want to see a mildly loveable retard gunned down because some shithead thought it'd be funny to swat him. I don't even approve of it for Ethan Ralph, and I find nothing redeemable about him.

On that note - aren't fake guns supposed to have an orange tip so cops don't accidentally gun down people with toys?

 

[8mm Cunningham]

He was in a bad mood from the beginning. He must still be in the hole and was hoping for a good ebegging stream Ill wager

In the "I'm Sorry" video I linked earlier he mentioned maybe doing a livestream later today. That is 100% accurate.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Cobra actually apologizing for his actions and saying why, he's def a good person under all that exterior

Nah. As much as I like Cobes I would not call the guy a good person. The reason he apologized is because he was embarrassed for making himself look like an ass not because he actually feels bad about it.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Cobra actually apologizing for his actions and saying why, he's def a good person under all that exterior

josh isn't a good person lol

He was in a bad mood from the beginning. He must still be in the hole and was hoping for a good ebegging stream Ill wager

in the video it was stated that he was almost $400 in the hole, jesus

On that note - aren't fake guns supposed to have an orange tip so cops don't accidentally gun down people with toys?

it's not illegal to not have an orange tip on them. plus, what's stopping him from taking the tip off

 

[Bogliacci]

Josh is a selfish manchild who admits to groping women, rubbing his crotch on them in public at bars, is content fleecing retards who give him cash. He still doesn't deserve to be harassed by retards calling the cops on him putzing on stream.

 

[HiveDull]

How much did he drop on his toy gun?
100% believe that he could fix up his toy gun if he wasn't so addled.

 

[mars]

Josh is a selfish manchild who admits to groping women, rubbing his crotch on them in public at bars, is content fleecing retards who give him cash. He still doesn't deserve to be harassed by retards calling the cops on him putzing on stream.

The scary part is that they called when he was waving his toy gun around. He truly is retarded enough to answer the door while holding it and that might've spelled the end for our dark lord.

 

[Bogliacci]

How much did he drop on his toy gun?
100% believe that he could fix up his toy gun if he wasn't so addled.

I believe when people found it last year it was about 50 bucks or something

 

[D_Tractor]

How much did he drop on his toy gun?
100% believe that he could fix up his toy gun if he wasn't so addled.

It was around $120, maybe $150. Someone posted the exact model here somewhere.

 

[Axiom.]

josh isn't a good person lol

Eh, he used to be. He was actually supportive towards his friends at one point, he has thanked his dad for what he's done for him and is actually quite reasonable in times of lucidity but he wanted to be a sexy gothic badboy instead so it iz what it iz toobz

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

I hate to agree with a boglim, but calling the cops on him and reporting he has a firearm is fucked up. Period. You wanna set up / watch a risky situation where a lolcow could get killed on livestream, you should probably re-evaluate yourself. He's 100% correct, the police do have better things to do than be wrapped up in trolling a drunk retard. That's lower than ween shit, in my opinion.

 

[AnOminous]

Josh is a selfish manchild who admits to groping women, rubbing his crotch on them in public at bars, is content fleecing retards who give him cash. He still doesn't deserve to be harassed by retards calling the cops on him putzing on stream.

It's not a deserves thing really, it's wasting public resources with retarded bullshit, like Cobes himself said (even though he was really mad that he personally was inconvenienced). And the whole chance of him freaking out leading to him getting shot and/or idiot cops shooting someone else accidentally when their hail of bullets goes through the thin apartment walls and hits a baby or some shit.

Remember the SWAuTistic thing where someone got killed because the cops shot the guy for literally no reason, and the guy wasn't even the guy he was trying to swat.

 

[Zjierb]

It was around $120, maybe $150. Someone posted the exact model here somewhere.

Couldn't find the post but dug it up on my own. Here's the link. Denix M1873 Colt 45 Peacemaker is the model and right now it's got an MSRP of $72 USD.

I guess at least he doesn't still have a real gun?

 

[Bogliacci]

I guess at least he doesn't still have a real gun?

He still has his "customized" stoeger in his room, but he learned to not show it after the last time when Clint really tore him a new asshole

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

He still has his "customized" stoeger in his room, but he learned to not show it after the last time when Clint really tore him a new asshole

Goddamn, I almost forgot about that stream where he was drunkenly playing with that. Genuinely felt like watching the fuse on dynamite hit the stick, sputter and thankfully do nothing.

 

[RollingRock2]