Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Healthy Boy Brand said:
Didn't the shotgun "get lost somewhere" during the move? I vaguely recall him saying something like that.
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Nah it made it to the second crib. conviently disappearing after he got cute with it on courtneys stream. And by conviently I mean thank God. Out of all the wild shit Jorsh exposes his unsuspecting neighbors to. waving that gun around drunk was probably the worst.
 
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If anyone in Cobra’s life actually gave a shit about him they would take away that fucking toy pistol away pronto. I thought for sure something bad was going to happen when he took it out with him on Halloween but thankful he just ended up getting kicked out of the bar, if I remember correctly. And judging by how he spoke with the cops, I could easily see a situation where he answers the door in a drunken stupor, gun in hand and some fucking cop who doesn’t know him lighting him up.

Cobra is frustrating to watch with how fucking stupid he is most of the time, but those pussies faggots who call the cops to fuck with him deserve actual jail time.
 
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Robert Fagot said:
If anyone in Cobra’s life actually gave a shit about him they would take away that fucking toy pistol away pronto
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I think the likelihood of Cobes getting shot for his cap gun is pretty low, he has said before that he knows he could get shot dead if he fucks up with it.

If Clint was to take his cap gun away it would make Cobra feel shit, and he would certainly consume more alcohol and even duster to cope.

I think the alcohol and duster are the biggest threats to his survival right now.

I'm actually kinda proud that our Boggy boy isnt hooked on meth, considering he would have easier access to it than alcohol, i bet he wouldnt even need to leave his building to get it, and im sure he has tried it before.
 
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Crashman11 said:
I'm actually kinda proud that our Boggy boy isnt hooked on meth
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Yet. I dunno if meth is expensive compared to alcohol or weed, but the sole reason cobes is attempting homebrewed hooch and does duster is because of the availability of normal alcohol, he doesn't really leave the lair to do groceries, much less to buy alcohol, weed or worse.
Earlier people were suspecting he switched to prison wine making due to his parents not buying him alcohol when they do grocery runs for him, so if cobra doesn't feed his addiction by going on supply runs for himself, why would he ever do the same with meth? The duster is supplied from fan care packages.
 
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Yet. I dunno if meth is expensive compared to alcohol or weed, but the sole reason cobes is attempting homebrewed hooch and does duster is because of the availability of normal alcohol, he doesn't really leave the lair to do groceries, much less to buy alcohol, weed or worse.
Earlier people were suspecting he switched to prison wine making due to his parents not buying him alcohol when they do grocery runs for him, so if cobra doesn't feed his addiction by going on supply runs for himself, why would he ever do the same with meth? The duster is supplied from fan care packages.
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Did he get cut off from booze delivery?
 
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Was rewatching Cobes 9/11 stream from two year ago and it's so good. One of the funniest streams he's ever done. He tried to do a speech about the victims of 9/11 and mass shootings but then goes right back into gender relations. He also has two Camo Ice beers which is nasty super high ABV bum beer homeless
people drink and he says one for each tower. Highly recommend you all rewatch and do it on a big screen.
 
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Crashman11 said:
Cobes is right, the people sending armed goons to his house are fuckin faggots.

Anyone doing harmful shit to others for the sake enjoyment should jump in a vat of acid instead.
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i agree, but i have to wonder, where does "swatting" turn into "wellness check"

like if mgourd was waving around a real pistol after slamming a bunch of cat food, would that cross the line? technically, he wouldn't be hurting anyone, nor breaking any laws. would handgun tomfoolery + cat food mukbang +"every chick i liked since the fourth grade...." be enough? genuinely interested to see where the line falls for most people.

personally, i probably wouldn't call the cops even if he had an of-age hostage, but i'm a psychopath
 
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