Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

i agree, but i have to wonder, where does "swatting" turn into "wellness check"

like if mgourd was waving around a real pistol after slamming a bunch of cat food, would that cross the line? technically, he wouldn't be hurting anyone, nor breaking any laws. would handgun tomfoolery + cat food mukbang +"every chick i liked since the fourth grade...." be enough? genuinely interested to see where the line falls for most people.

personally, i probably wouldn't call the cops even if he had an of-age hostage, but i'm a psychopath

It's not the internet's responsibility to watch after him or his safety. He sits in his shit apartment wasted every day, his neighbors are probably all doing the same. He doesn't go out of his way to fuck around or lure kids. He doesn't maliciously torture animals. He wallows and rots, and if he plays with a weapon and it goes off it's most likely going to put some holes in walls. Worst case scenario, the bullet tags another junkie or I guess maybe a junkie's kid.

In other words, he's already killing himself and he's surrounded by people doing the same. Unless he's got a loaded gun and he's pointing it at someone, fuck it. Someone visibly at risk? Call 'em. Accidental discharge? Call 'em. Otherwise it's really not our responsibility. It's a cold perspective but it's true.

 

[Rubber Plant]

On that note - aren't fake guns supposed to have an orange tip so cops don't accidentally gun down people with toys?

I have an old 6 shooter pellet gun from the 70s that doesn't have an orange tip. I also have a newer Beretta that looks 100% real. I never use it because of that.

 

[SupremeGuntleman]

I wasn't really worried about that, I just don't want to see a mildly loveable retard gunned down because some shithead thought it'd be funny to swat him. I don't even approve of it for Ethan Ralph, and I find nothing redeemable about him.

On that note - aren't fake guns supposed to have an orange tip so cops don't accidentally gun down people with toys?

People with toys with the orange thingies have still been shot, the cops assume that it's possible for someone to put an orange tip on a real gun, it makes no difference. People have even made shit like this.

 

[Buster Scruggs]

Was rewatching Cobes 9/11 stream from two year ago and it's so good. One of the funniest streams he's ever done. He tried to do a speech about the victims of 9/11 and mass shootings but then goes right back into gender relations. He also has two Camo Ice beers which is nasty super high ABV bum beer homeless

people drink and he says one for each tower. Highly recommend you all rewatch and do it on a big screen.

“better not be crying like a little bitch and drinking girly beers on 9/11 BOY!” Always kills me, it’s just so out of left field.

 

[Crashman11]

i agree, but i have to wonder, where does "swatting" turn into "wellness check"

"wellness checks" somehow sounds even more deadly.

a proud serving stacybot in the Cobra cave would be a highly dangerous event for our Dark Lord.

and if at the time Cobra is wielding all his power and sanity against dark summoned energies, i fear it would be absolutely catastrophic.


"damn! that goth corpse smells really good"

 

[Bogliacci]

Another banger from @SeizureRobot5000 praise Seizure's magic!

 

[AnOminous]

I'm actually kinda proud that our Boggy boy isnt hooked on meth, considering he would have easier access to it than alcohol, i bet he wouldnt even need to leave his building to get it, and im sure he has tried it before.

Also one of the few hard drugs likely to be available in copious quantities in Casper.

 

[Axiom.]

Also one of the few hard drugs likely to be available in copious quantities in Casper.

Eh not really, as much as a ghost state as Wyoming is, it's the most white trash state that I bet if Cobra was more social and with Sasha. He would be talking faster about sickos

 

[GibMoneyPls]

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Eh not really, as much as a ghost state as Wyoming is, it's the most white trash state that I bet if Cobra was more social and with Sasha. He would be talking faster about sickos

Copious means "a lot of it everywhere", dude. They are saying it's easy to get.

 

[Axiom.]

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Copious means "a lot of it everywhere", dude. They are saying it's easy to get.

Sorry, my autism got the best of me.

 

[SpiceyHuman]

It gets the best of all of us, fren

Sorry, my autism got the best of me.

 

[Norwegian Trailer Trash]

Sorry, my autism got the best of me.

Don't fret, it's practically the TOS for using this site.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

This actually isn't half bad for an alcoholic on duster. TMDWU. Good job, Josh.

 

[Potion_Time]

This actually isn't half bad for an alcoholic on duster. TMDWU. Good job, Josh.

He still has no tempo, rythym, and he seems to be skipping entire sections of the song only to come back to them.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

He still has no tempo, rythym, and he seems to be skipping entire sections of the song only to come back to them.

I didn't say it was good, just good for him. It's his interpretation. Get banned, troll.

 

[Jobama]

CHRIS CHAN MENTIONED TMDWU

 

[AnOminous]

Eh not really, as much as a ghost state as Wyoming is, it's the most white trash state that I bet if Cobra was more social and with Sasha. He would be talking faster about sickos

Ever been to Casper? You'd need actual connections to get coke or smack. Meth (especially of the low quality sort Cobes would have access to) is easily manufactured in the many trailer parks in the 10+ mile radius outside of the city proper.

 

[Bogliacci]

LA has more white trash than the entire state of Wyoming has people. Cobes is giving it a bad name, they should deport him to LA to be with people who will truly understand him.

 

[Shishou Dollars]

Goth Baby Bottle. twu

 

[RollingRock2]

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Cobes is waging a war on his bowels