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Everyone in this screenshot is a nigger.
Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.
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🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.
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They conveniently left out why we don’t like them. All it boils down to is we like watching josh, and we don’t like the fact there are people who a) are trying to make it impossible to watch josh or b) trying to control or manipulate or incentivize josh in what he does or doesn’t do be that harassing him or paypigging him. Also goes to show how they just don't fucking get it "This forum for bullying a retard" Neither form is for bullying you stupid cunt. We watch publicly posted content and then discuss and meme it on a forum. Nobody is bullying anybody because unless Josh decides to come here he'll never see any of it. You're the mongoloids who think that it exists to organize some campaign to fuck his life over and the fact the mods there don't give a shit to step in and the content posted has become such stale started nonsense is precisely why I jumped ship to kf. There used to actually be good shit posted on the sub before, inventive art, creative memes, and interesting speculation. Now it's dead. Now it's a bunch of people who miss the entire fucking point trying to make this dudes life miserable, trying to make it impossible for him to post content, and asking the same stupid fucking questions day in and day out with the occasional "Look he looks like a fish am i right guise! hahaha look doesn't cobra look like the guy from Nightmare Before Christmas or Hellraiser? hurr hurr"
Treat viewing lolcows like being in a theatre; just shut the fuck up and watch the movie. Don’t talk, don’t throw popcorn at the screen, don’t jerk off. Shut the fuck up, sit the fuck down, and watch. And if you don’t like what you’re watching you’re free to get up and leave at any time but don’t fuck it all up for everybody there to watch the show.
Apologies for the double post but this is an emergency. MULTIDIMENSIONAL CUBE SCHITZOPOSTER IS BACK! HE'S ON THE MAIN SUB not even the_boglim! I fucking LOVE this dude. He crops up every 6 months or so, goes on an insane schitzo posting spree about how he's a multidimensional cube, and then vanishes and deletes his account and all his comments. I was just talking about him the other day. Thank you based multidimensional cube. Here's his link in case you want to know what the soundtrack to a multidimensional cube's schitzo posting spree is. I had no idea Mr. Cube was /ourguy/. Thank you Mr. Cube. Please "flood the reddit with destroy"
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Hey reddit fags why not post here so we can converse like humans instead of retards. I ask you, how many people do you see here crying about Josh being a "terrible human being that needs to be punished"? How many people do you see here organizing personal army flaggotry gayops trying to (and celebrating) getting Josh banned? Go on, I'll wait.
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The only job he's potentially qualified for with his ODD is running Kiwifarms but he'd have to take out a loan and learn to code.
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I love Multidimensional Cube too. He’s like our own little Fed Smoker, just smoking out baby rapers and going on schizo rants towards other people (but mostly himself.)
Flood with destroy, Cube. Unleash your power on all the pedophiles. Give them NO economy privileges.
Ponzo
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Redditors never fail to amaze me with their fag behaviour. The inability of these retards to just sit back and enjoy a car wreck shows how mentally fragile these fags are. Amberlynn Reid and Boogie2988 got subreddits shut down for less obvious cowtipping and targeted harassment.
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Redditors are kind of like warlord, the scummy elements that orbit Cobes, and in turn make Cobes seem more sympathetic. The only difference is, we'll never get to see Cobes physcally beat redditors out of his life in a drunken rage.
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Diverting from the "fuck redditords" track for a second, has homeboy Ian commented on the death of Puff?
Will anything come about it or is it just a "I don't care not my problem anymore" type of shindig?
Will anything come about it or is it just a "I don't care not my problem anymore" type of shindig?
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The whole reason Ian gave the lizard to cobes is because he went back to jail iirc
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In memory of Puff.
Where ever you are...
I like to think Puffy either grew wings to GTFOutta there- or is in some sort of lizard heaven hanging/flying with all the other runaway pets that totally didn't die under a retards couch, get stepped on, or turned into a Casper Popsickle.
God Speed Pufferino, or RIPers if you committed sudoku to get away from sickos.
Where ever you are...
I like to think Puffy either grew wings to GTFOutta there- or is in some sort of lizard heaven hanging/flying with all the other runaway pets that totally didn't die under a retards couch, get stepped on, or turned into a Casper Popsickle.
God Speed Pufferino, or RIPers if you committed sudoku to get away from sickos.
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They can say whatever they want, we're not the ones taking FEMBOY BOOTY PICS.
FIVE STAR DAYS
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It's only a matter of time until they get shut down. There's another subreddit called
r/The_Boglim
which composes primarily of retards (shocker I know) who contact Cobra just to rage at him and post the DMs on this sub. They also posted nudes of his ex Stephanie which eventually got taken down.
RIP Puff
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He could have been a registered agent for the site, aka scanning and forwarding mail digitally. But alas...
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I'm sure we would have loved to see him do that and at least try to contribute to society. But there is no way he could figure out a scanner. Cobes can't even work his phone.
Healthy Boy Brand
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That scanner would've been caught acting cute in two weeks tops.
DocHoliday
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Can't work a can opener, figure out how to use a tripod for his phone, or know how to clean his camera lens. Truly retarded.
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r/the_boglim is the worst because it exists purely because the a-logs got mad they’d be banned from the primary sub for posting cobes address and phone number so they made their own sub with no rules. But it’s basically pointless now because the “main sub” mods just stopped giving a shit, handed the keys to the asylum to the schitzos and let the criminally insane run amok. Sure being security at the asylum isn’t a fun job but it’s part of what you signed up for when you took on position of moderator for a fuckin lolcow sub
It always makes me laugh that people have been sending him phone tripods for literal years and he’s never used them. The new guys come in like waves and like clockwork you get “has anybody sent/somebody should send cobra a tripod/microphone/GoPro” posts or they just send him one and for the hundredth time he goes “a fan of my videos send me a tripod for my phone I’ll have to figure out how to use it sometime.” And then throws it onto a pile of 666 other phone tripods caked in varying levels of dust
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I actually kind of weirdly like the low quality charm of Cobes webcam. Seeing him in HD is disturbing and his teeth in HD are horrific I need that low quality shit
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Are Bitesize and Grease Wizard actually two different people? Man their "podcast" sucks a fat one. Stick to the docs, Bitesize. Leave the long form commentary to Seizure.