Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Sneedotron]

How the fuck does a 52 year old even find Cobes??? Like what?

Probably some old metalhead that projects his self hatred of wasting his youth on the lifestyle that Cobes is larping as, seen a bunch of the same types with Drachenlord, it’s really weird.

 

[Guntanator]

https://youtu.be/dDq0KAWG7QI?si=zjrgbEVpQQCUnfQi

His autismal fixation with Ozzy is so hilarious to me. It’s absolutely a symptom of his autism but while some autists obsess with sonic, transformers, trains etc Josh’s mind saw a burnt out and washed up rocker and was like “yeah man, I’m going to make my life revolve around this guy” that and bell towers

Yeah cause being a normie is for sickos and troles.

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

https://youtu.be/dDq0KAWG7QI?si=zjrgbEVpQQCUnfQi

His autismal fixation with Ozzy is so hilarious to me. It’s absolutely a symptom of his autism but while some autists obsess with sonic, transformers, trains etc Josh’s mind saw a burnt out and washed up rocker and was like “yeah man, I’m going to make my life revolve around this guy” that and bell towers

When it comes to music, a lot of autists have the one specific band or musician that their entire taste in music revolves around. They will gush over said artist and be a walking billboard in regards(heh) to them. Oddly enough, when it comes to bell towers, it represents the order and routine that all autists strive for.

 

[D_Tractor]

https://youtu.be/dDq0KAWG7QI?si=zjrgbEVpQQCUnfQi

His autismal fixation with Ozzy is so hilarious to me. It’s absolutely a symptom of his autism but while some autists obsess with sonic, transformers, trains etc Josh’s mind saw a burnt out and washed up rocker and was like “yeah man, I’m going to make my life revolve around this guy” that and bell towers

He doesn't even like Ozzy's music. He is obsessed with Cradle of Filth and their lead singer Dani Filth said something positive about Ozzy in some interview. His obsession with bell towers is because he used to watch his father teach girls gymnastics in a church with a bell tower.

 

[AnOminous]

The whole situation is just hilarious because bearded dragons aren’t fast creatures I mean they run about as fast as Cobies walks, like a geriatric with shit in his pants.

They can run about 8 miles an hour, they just generally don't. So if it decided to take a shot at escaping the boglim cave, it easily could have.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

I will continue to insist that coyote theory is the most likely to be correct.

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[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

He doesn't even like Ozzy's music. He is obsessed with Cradle of Filth and their lead singer Dani Filth said something positive about Ozzy in some interview. His obsession with bell towers is because he used to watch his father teach girls gymnastics in a church with a bell tower.

Keep in mind that Josh has the iq of a grade schooler combined with the ongoing teenage angst. He still abides by the autistic metal pecking order when it comes to artists. He enjoyed CoF due to the imagery of the albums, the Jesus is a Cunt shirt, and the fact that most non metal heads saw them as "satanic". Ozzy is higher up on the pecking order since many consider him the godfather of metal. In Josh's pickled brain, especially after Dani Filth mentioned it, Ozzy must be worshiped. As far as his taste in music is concerned, it's pretty bare bones and consumerist.

 

[Bogliacci]

Clint's art fucking sucks and he sucks as an artist, not because his art is bad or cringe or lame or sloppy or unskilled. But because he makes sure that nobody can engage with it, and if your audience isn't allowed to engage with your art, then it might as well not exist at all.

Clints art is shit because it's shit, no need to couch it in some big brain art critique. Same with Josh's "art", no one gets anything from it except the comedy.

He doesn't even like Ozzy's music. He is obsessed with Cradle of Filth and their lead singer Dani Filth said something positive about Ozzy in some interview.

Can't even name more than a few songs of either, he's obsessed with the surface level imagery and remains in the shallows.

 

[Dude Snakes]

God forbid Josh to get another pet, he keeps killing them!

 

[A Bit Concerning]

Can't even name more than a few songs of either, he's obsessed with the surface level imagery and remains in the shallows.

I'm surprised he never latched onto Type O Negative. Even if he wouldn't listen to the actual music they have the goth aesthetic he likes to cosplay as and Bloody Kisses has two hot, of age consenting, goth, alive, non-related gfs on the cover. Peter Steele was also pretty much just what Cobes sees himself as.

 

[Xenomorph]

God forbid Josh to get another pet, he keeps killing them!

Tism ppl like Josh should be kept away from everything small and defenceless.
Look at the flowers George.

 

[CluntSlonders]

Tism ppl like Josh should be kept away from everything small and defenceless.
Look at the flowers George.

He didnt mean for puff to get out.

 

[bonified retard]

He hasn't even used the "new" airlock lid and its already broken lol.



night video

https://youtu.be/dDq0KAWG7QI?si=ebG4GwKZ2XpEVm4S

He claims he just got done "having a cry" about ozzys health. Drinking the mead he made before vacation (mango cherry banana), despite it being bright green. Puff talk starts about 6 mins in. "He might be hibernating to be honest." In classic Josh fashion, he found a cope that doesn't require him to do anything except wait patiently. Funny how he stops himself from saying that he's going to look for him tomorrow to talk about the trolls (7:25).

 

[Xenomorph]

He didnt mean for puff to get out.

Sure Clunt, just because he is forgetful and wreckless doesnt mean he shouldnt be held accountable.

 

[Goatchoker]

Puff is dead af.
They got over a foot of snow last weekend and the lows were brutal. Denver didn’t get as cold but had 4 people die outside *turns out it was overdoses vs freezing* . Puff is a lizardcicle. Rip puffers.

I’ll try to add the vid, I’ve been fighting shitty internet this morning but Cheyenne jasmine did a parody video and it was hilarious.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=H-YTrYGzEKg&pp=ygUQY2hleWVubmUgamFzbWluZQ==

Yell at me if it’s been posted already.

 

[HONKHONKTIME]

He didnt mean for puff to get out.

that doesnt matter. the road to hell is paved with good intentions. he treated puff like a teddy ruxbin doll, never respected his space, never set up a proper den, never set up a consistent feeding schedule, diet, cleaning regiment, (both for the tank and puff) exercise or provided any type of mental stimulation for the animal outside of blowing marijuana in its face. Cold blodded animals arent supposed to be taken out of their tank nearly as often as he was. Clint is a stereotypical GenX burnout, so im very surprised he never showed josh 'Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?' where animal husbandry is a sub-theme of the novella. Maybe he tried, if he did, like everything elese, it didnt take.

 

[Negev]

Crazy that Josh still thinks that ozzy is going to tour and go on stage at the age of 74 and even "10 years in the future" he might actually think ozzy is immortal

 

[BallsMcLongDong]

I'm surprised he never latched onto Type O Negative. Even if he wouldn't listen to the actual music they have the goth aesthetic he likes to cosplay as and Bloody Kisses has two hot, of age consenting, goth, alive, non-related gfs on the cover. Peter Steele was also pretty much just what Cobes sees himself as.

I've wondered the same. Peter is the literal reflection of what Jorp sees in the mirror. A giant, buff, well groomed and mega intelligent epic goth toughguy that all the ladies want and no troll would ever fuck with IRL. But Pete was all about the life. TON was actually really good at what they did and it came from a genuine place.
I think a more apt comparison might be Glenn Danzig. Cobra definitely smokes weed, eats his own cum, and gargles hotdogs.

 

[bonified retard]

that doesnt matter. the road to hell is paved with good intentions. he treated puff like a teddy ruxbin doll, never respected his space, never set up a proper den, never set up a consistent feeding schedule, diet, cleaning regiment, (both for the tank and puff) exercise or provided any type of mental stimulation for the animal outside of blowing marijuana in its face. Cold blodded animals arent supposed to be taken out of their tank nearly as often as he was. Clint is a stereotypical GenX burnout, so im very surprised he never showed josh 'Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?' where animal husbandry is a sub-theme of the novella. Maybe he tried, if he did, like everything elese, it didnt take.

+ He was told countless times (not just by trolls) that he was doing these things wrong, and how to correctly take care of Puff. But he continued to do it his own way out of spite. He didn't take it to a vet once, even when he was told by several people that the "seizure" caught on video could be a sign that it's not well. If he did actually lose Puff like he claims, that doesn't change the fact that he was still actively killing this lizard out of ignorance and spite.

 

[Captain Ahab]

“Puff will show up in the spring” is just Josh’s way of justifying not doing anything. He’ll get a hair transplant when he wins the lottery. He’ll fix his teeth when he wins the lottery. His troles will be so jealous when he wins the lottery. He needs to sit on his ass and wait patiently for a woman to fall in love with him. His troles will ne so jealous when he gets a girlfriend.

There’s always some imaginary event in the future that will magically fix his problems, and surprisingly he doesn’t have to do anything other than wait patiently. It is what it is, youtube,