🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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The Southwest Strangla said:
he has transcended our human world. He is now truly a god. A Boglin God.
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A boglim god ? maybe. But in order to truly leave humanity behind tm. And become a cobra god he needs to get into the supplement game, Maybe he could even get a few more promo codes. He already drinks c4, what would happen in he starts throwing some protein powder in these dank meads and drink combos? Maybe get the yoga and weights thing going again, it'd be good for a laugh. Rip Rick piano, not a sponser just free advertising tubes.
If however he wants to Become a living god tm. He could follow the gothic path of EA Koetting, its much easier than joining the 5% that have left humanity behind, the downside is being hunted by voodon priests. Alas I fear there wouldn't be many more good saga's. Between the boy literally disintegrating and the onslaught of retards, I see a pretty bleach future for our dark lord and savior that will rival the terrance pop era.
 
Mead Arc may be my favorite arc.

From throwing in a pound of sugar and multiple packets of yeast in juice containers to trying to ferment canned meat with various other random things he found in his kitchen all the while not being able to just not touch it, drinking everything within a week of starting it. Even using balloons and condoms as breathers (and slurping both IIRC) or using his hands to stir everything together.

And now what possibly may be his final magnum opus....

If he somehow lives, he'll transcend. If he dies, Clint gets lifetime Ireland trips and guilting even more freshmen girls to get naked for jerk pi-sorry, art.
 
Slim Boglim said:
Forgive me I am on mobile because at work and didn’t have time to figure it out
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inshallah you will see you can still choose to post thumbnails while on mobile

anywho, Cobes has been saying recently that he's doing an operation starvation and not responding to 95% of troll texts (we know thats not true), how likely is it that he got this idea from someone who also gave the same idea to Cyraxx, because anyone falling the goblin of akron knows he's on his 4th operation starvation in the past 7 days.
 
Bogliacci said:
inshallah you will see you can still choose to post thumbnails while on mobile

anywho, Cobes has been saying recently that he's doing an operation starvation and not responding to 95% of troll texts (we know thats not true), how likely is it that he got this idea from someone who also gave the same idea to Cyraxx, because anyone falling the goblin of akron knows he's on his 4th operation starvation in the past 7 days.
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At least, for his sake, he's not on operation information overload like cwc did that one time
 
Slim Boglim said:
But not just any dairy product, no, the one dairy products that contains raw egg.
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Commercial eggnog, like milk, is always pasteurized so there's no concerns about salmonella.

Now, exposing said pasteurized mixture of sugar, egg and milk to the bacteria normally present on your hands and under your fingernails that exist even with perfect hygiene and letting it sit for a week at room temperature...
 
He’s not going to get sick.

Me and you? We would be shitting our brains out dying.

Cobes lives in filth. He would probably get sicker using soap and disinfectant on his hand. Hell, I’d pay money to watch him try and hold mouthwash like he does some drinks in his maw.

I do think it’s pretty easy to tell when he’s talked to Clint. It’s where the ‘I’ve won’ or ‘They are just jealous phrases come from’. I think this Operation Starvation is daddy nips attempt at getting his baby boy to stop yelling at his phone and getting angry at the trolls.

Coincidence it’s starting after thanksgiving?
 
Bixby Snyder said:
He’s not going to get sick.

Me and you? We would be shitting our brains out dying.

Cobes lives in filth. He would probably get sicker using soap and disinfectant on his hand. Hell, I’d pay money to watch him try and hold mouthwash like he does some drinks in his maw.
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He probably has entire sentient civilizations of bacteria in his mouth alone that have never been known by science.
 
The funniest part about buzzard Bob trying to get cobra on the podcast is that cobra is going to assume it's trolling. Here comes Tom, thinking HE'S famous, and that everybody knows him trying to contact a REAL youtube celery who has no idea who ANY of the idiots involved are. Maybe it'll remind them where on the totem pole most youtubers exist.

If they're serious about getting cobra there's really only one tried and true method. Knock on his door with a bottle of liquor. Even though he barely answers his door anymore.

The BOY(!) has morphed into some kind of agoraphobic gollemesque hermit mutation. He couldn't really be more insulated from the outside world. His YouTube channel is his only link to the rest of us and trolls are the only people he has regular interactions with.

If you think about it the trolls are his constant companion. His best and only "friends". They think about, and reach out to, him more than even his family. Imagine how lonely he'd be without trolls to text.

I could see him texting troll numbers like "I'm about to go live, what're you gonna do about it? I still haven't brushed my teeth... I still hate you more than I love Ozzy... do you still hate me too?"

It's a sick depressing symbiosis. The trolls are like the crustaceans that replace fish tongues. First in the way, annoying. Eventually irreplaceable bloodsuckers that fill a hole in your center.
 
After watching this latest video, I'm a bit concerned that Josh might end up killing himself. A few hits of Staples duster, a pull or few of rotting milk. Honestly, I figured he'd go blind from the poorly filtered mead first, but this might just be the story arc everyone initially expected, but never was prepared for.
 
Slim Boglim said:
he eventually told the story of puff but I’m way more interested in the story of his tooth. Did he ever elaborate or explain on how it cracked? What did the do with the other half? Do you think he accidentally swallowed it ?
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in true copes fashion he said "it just broke off", followed by the magic, all-powerful responsibility-destroying incantation: "it is what it is".
 
niggers said:
in true copes fashion he said "it just broke off", followed by the magic, all-powerful responsibility-destroying incantation: "it is what it is".
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Marcus Aurelius would be awed by Cobes' adherence to stoic principles.
 
UncommonParlence said:
If they're serious about getting cobra there's really only one tried and true method. Knock on his door with a bottle of liquor.
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Had me rolling because it’s true and so very sad.

Cobes is a modern day Diogenes. Sleeps in a filthy hovel, wears rags, masturbates whenever he feels like it and will tell you, don’t really want shit from you except cash for booze, doesn’t clean himself, and is abhorred by everyone around him.
 
Bixby Snyder said:
Had me rolling because it’s true and so very sad.

Cobes is a modern day Diogenes. Sleeps in a filthy hovel, wears rags, masturbates whenever he feels like it and will tell you, don’t really want shit from you except cash for booze, doesn’t clean himself, and is abhorred by everyone around him.
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cant wait for him to give up all his possessions except a glass jug and a packet of turbo yeast.
 
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