Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Swamp_Donkey]

Jenkemead saga when?

send him a jenkem guide and tell him “its like duster but natural”

 

[Mr. Manchester]

There's a good chance that the entire jug of spoiled dairy gets spilled all over the carpet. Imagine the smell.

 

[Captain Ahab]

He stuck his hand in that mead nice and deep. It’s gonna be extra flavorful.

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

send him a jenkem guide and tell him “its like duster but natural”

Add some nutmeg and banana peels.. possibly some dry driftwood.

There's a good chance that the entire jug of spoiled dairy gets spilled all over the carpet. Imagine the smell.

He's spilled surströmming on the carpet before for fuck's sake. Do you think a bit of rotting moo juice is going to bother him?

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

He probably has entire sentient civilizations of bacteria in his mouth alone that have never been known by science.

Once cobra is dead, his body is going to be studied for science.

 

[Bogliacci]

Once cobra is dead, his body is going to be studied for science.

They will use his blood to create a bioweapon to stop cyraxx

 

[Slim Boglim]

This is truly the peak of the mead saga. This has to be the pinnacle. It is impossible for it to escalate further after this. What possible “mead recipe” could he possible come up with that tops eggnog and chocolate milk rotting in a jar. What are your best guesses? how can he outdo his stupidity from here?

Surely there’s nothing that can top festering dairy products in terms of insanity and stupidity, right? Cat food mead? Could that do it?

 

[UncommonParlence]

Once cobra is dead, his body is going to be studied for science.

If it doesn't spawn some boggy version of the t virus and take over the world.

This is truly the peak of the mead saga. This has to be the pinnacle. It is impossible for it to escalate further after this. What possible “mead recipe” could he possible come up with that tops eggnog and chocolate milk rotting in a jar. What are your best guesses? how can he outdo his stupidity from here?

Surely there’s nothing that can top festering dairy products in terms of insanity and stupidity, right? Cat food mead? Could that do it?

Other than raw chicken or oysters I don't think he could top rotten curdled sour milk slop. Rancid butter? Caviar? Actual shit? Maybe pigs blood and semen.

 

[KingPoisson]

Cobe's body will be placed into a giant bottle and filled with booze so hes like one of those snake booze drinks

 

[Bogliacci]

This is truly the peak of the mead saga. This has to be the pinnacle. It is impossible for it to escalate further after this. What possible “mead recipe” could he possible come up with that tops eggnog and chocolate milk rotting in a jar. What are your best guesses? how can he outdo his stupidity from here?

Surely there’s nothing that can top festering dairy products in terms of insanity and stupidity, right? Cat food mead? Could that do it?

heavy water from the nuclear reactor cooling tank meade

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Add some nutmeg and banana peels.. possibly some dry driftwood.



He's spilled surströmming on the carpet before for fuck's sake. Do you think a bit of rotting moo juice is going to bother him?

It's definitely not going to bother him, it'll just add a new layer to the aroma. He got a bunch of it on the outside of the jar when he crammed his hand down too so the jar will be nice and slimy when he pulls it out to play with it.

 

[AnOminous]

Surely there’s nothing that can top festering dairy products in terms of insanity and stupidity, right? Cat food mead? Could that do it?

He finds Puff's rotted corpse somewhere and makes Puffmead.

 

[biggacracka]

This is truly the peak of the mead saga. This has to be the pinnacle. It is impossible for it to escalate further after this. What possible “mead recipe” could he possible come up with that tops eggnog and chocolate milk rotting in a jar. What are your best guesses? how can he outdo his stupidity from here?

Surely there’s nothing that can top festering dairy products in terms of insanity and stupidity, right? Cat food mead? Could that do it?

Food hack 50$+ pizza meade, dood
Imagine those garlic sauce cups being poured over half a ton of sugar and the pizza torn up in little rotting pieces floating in the bogjuice

 

[The Last Cigarette]

Vacation update

"I need your homeless vietnam veteran jacket, your cum encrusted dry rotted cowboy hat, and your bicycle, weather permittable."

 

[SeizureRobot5000]

Just look at Chris Chans half brother Cole Smithey. Brands himself the worlds greatest film critic, but he may as well be wearing a sonichu medallion for all its worth. He’ll always be Chris Chans half brother.

I think Clint is more sympathetic as a person than Cole still.

I have a soft spot for Cole Smithey, despite his apparent ego. He had to be raised by Barb, nearly got shot in the head by a ricocheting bullet she fired during a home invasion, and when describing his childhood to Chris via email, "physical and mental punishments ran the gambit from bare-assed beatings to cold showers to bizarre scenarios acted out with glee by two deeply neurotic adults." The icing on the cakefarts is that he had to hire a private investigator to confirm his real father's identity, because Barb insisted on lying to him. Those things considered, it took some serious mental fortitude for him to not grow up just as bonkers as CWC. Sorry for the off-topic discussion, couldn't help myself.

 

[KingPoisson]

He finds Puff's rotted corpse somewhere and makes Puffmead.

he would turn puff into a wand not mead

 

[biggacracka]

he would turn puff into a wand not mead

"It's a wand, not a mead"

 

[AnOminous]

I have a soft spot for Cole Smithey, despite his apparent ego.

I don't.

 

[Fedsmokers_secret_stash]

This is truly the peak of the mead saga. This has to be the pinnacle. It is impossible for it to escalate further after this. how can he outdo his stupidity from here?

Surely there’s nothing that can top festering dairy products in terms of insanity and stupidity, right? Cat food mead? Could that do it?

The only way I could see the brewing saga getting more insane is if cobes up and went "fuck it meads not hitting so hard toobz" and tries homemade moonshining which would be horrifying to watch. I could see cobes fucking up moonshining a hundred different ways before he even gets a stripping run going.

 

[D_Tractor]

I have a soft spot for Cole Smithey, despite his apparent ego. He had to be raised by Barb, nearly got shot in the head by a ricocheting bullet she fired during a home invasion, and when describing his childhood to Chris via email, "physical and mental punishments ran the gambit from bare-assed beatings to cold showers to bizarre scenarios acted out with glee by two deeply neurotic adults." The icing on the cakefarts is that he had to hire a private investigator to confirm his real father's identity, because Barb insisted on lying to him. Those things considered, it took some serious mental fortitude for him to not grow up just as bonkers as CWC. Sorry for the off-topic discussion, couldn't help myself.

Cole probably made most of that up.