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I’m sure he’s already a pre diabetic. He drinks, smokes, eats unhealthy foods, and is overweight. I’m sure his blood sugar is over 100 at the moment. Hey, once he get his legs amputated, he can finally complete his Lt Dan cosplay.
Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.
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Having 3/4ths of my foot is a want not a need yootoob
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he looks so put out that he can't drink rancid shit. he really wanted to chug the 6-day fermented gross yeasty yogurt.
he's more emotionally impacted by his failed sugarslop than his dead lizard lmao
he's more emotionally impacted by his failed sugarslop than his dead lizard lmao
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Yeah you can tell this one hit his pride hard.
The only reason he is even drinking the aborted fetus that was his smegnog mead is because he believes that dumping it down the drain means the trolls win and he isn't the master mead maker that he portrays himself as. Jord has never cared about being wasteful. His "research" cope cracks me up because he is literally quoting a single Reddit thread, this one , word for word. Jord typed "eggnog mead" into Google, skimmed the first link and called it research.
He is in full on pout mode over this lol He would without a doubt have his arms crossed if he wasn't using them to hold onto his reused cum jug.
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I noticed that too, like he's crushed that he can't have an eggnog mead. Copes by trying to figure out some way to make something similar the entire vid. Also probably because he's bummed he wasted time on this mead disaster right after spilling all his other "mead".
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He could make wine with his own yeast from between his toes and the rest of the foot would add spice a la snake wine.
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i think hes more upset that he wasted a yeast packet and can get drunk off it. i think he needs to down a whole jar in a sitting to get drunk, so 1 packet = 1 drunk; and now hes -1 drunk.
HiveDull
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The orange plush snake has its stuffing(?) hanging out? That's really sad. You would think he would treat fan gifts were a little more care.
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For the amount of grocery money he wastes on every batch of "mead" he could just buy a case of cheap 6% beer. Hell he could just buy a carton of eggnog and a pint of spiced rum and drink a normal drink combo.
But that wouldn't be our Boglim...
But that wouldn't be our Boglim...
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"What it do you toobz I just got a peg leg in the mail from one of my fans after my LLA, TMDWU."
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Some reptiles can detach their tails when acting cute
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Can you buy booze with food stamps?
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Remember when he destroyed a fan gift cause he thought it was meant to troll him somehow. The wand holster, was it? People cried over it for days but him destroying the dumb holster and making an apology video was infinitely more entertaining than him unboxing a dumb holster and going “that’s what’s up” and throwing it over his shoulder to collect dust in some corner like he did with the replacement.
Don't send somebody thoughtful gifts when they’re incapable of, well, thought.
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He probably whipped it around like Bam-Bam after the realization that Puff is dead and he is exclusively the cause of that. A lot of his rage and guilt is secret now and doesn’t happen on camera unless he’s beyond blasted and even then he rarely lets that happen. Boglim rage isn’t being taken care of he’s just mitigating who sees it.
HiveDull
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No, I completely forgot about the wand holster!
You reminded me of him breaking one of his wands and almost crying.
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The two snakes around his chair are like a real-life equivalent of Dorian's painting, but instead of being influenced by murder and having affairs, it's by him ruining his insides with low - shelf prison hooch and duster.
Every time we see them they get more and more deflated and rotted out, oh to watch him one day look down at them, be reminded of the decay he's fostered, and implode on himself about his life choices.
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Dude I totally forgot about the wand he broke as penance and the immediate regret! That was the best part of the ordeal.
Hilarious logic: to make up for destroying a gift to he destroy his property. Really fascinating how he views these things. Like when he walked into his desk and hit his hand on his clamp so he beat the clamp with a baseball bat because “now it has to be punished” Cobra my brother, it is an inanimate object that you walked into.
What other examples are there of cobes weird logic of punishment/justice/atonement are there?
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The most obvious one to me is when he threatened his broken cigarette that he would "smoke it....until it was dead" because he broke it while drunkenly stumbling and falling down. You've also got Fun-Size Felicia which he destroyed although that one was more out of shame than it was out of a sense of justice/punishment.
He also once smashed a guitar because he didn't like the way a bottle of Sprite Remix tasted. I guess because the Sprite had already been punished via him consuming it the guitar ended up paying the ultimate price. To be completely fair to the guitar though that old Chinese warlock held up pretty well for 3-4 swings before it finally broke.
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The time his hat was looking "too cute" and just had to "break the mold" so he smashed it in a drunken tard rage
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I've heard of alcoholics buying lemon extract with food stamps. I don't know if it's still possible. It's 85% percent alcohol by volume so it's not as bad of a deal as it looks.