Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Sicko Hunter]

The double down thought loop is one of my all time favorite Cobes moments. At one point during his rant he literally sounds on the verge of tears about it. This man truly loves double downs more then he hates sickos.

 

['Ole Dente]

Remember when he said he had anorexia and he ate right after that. I forgot what stream it was.

Use LolCowGo. It will crawl the transcript of every video this gooberino has made for keywords, this thing is awesome I have found so many gems bro

 

[Ultrapenguin]

There were a handful of Reddit regards trying to formulate a plan to call all the pet shops in the Casper area to "warn" them about selling animals to Josh.

They should warn the yeast distributors instead. Those poor microorganisms have been exposed to far more cruel and unusual treatment than the lizard ever was.

Obviously I'm being facetious, the only people the redditors should worry about warning are their neighbors about their status as a sex offender. Fuck sickos.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

The double down thought loop is one of my all time favorite Cobes moments. At one point during his rant he literally sounds on the verge of tears about it. This man truly loves double downs more then he hates sickos.

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Let’s not forget how he acted with sprite tropical remix. He gets really emotional over junk food

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Let’s not forget how he acted with sprite tropical remix. He gets really emotional over junk food

I legitimately think that's a nostalgia thing with him just ramped up to 11 because it's associated with a happy memory for him an he has less an less of them going forward in his life, I mean I can make Eggy bread at any time of the day or night I wish but I always feel disappointed with it - but my mum makes it? Nope I can eat as much as she makes, Hell it's been 30+ years since my Nan died and Poppets (chocolate balls with a mint filling for kids) just never taste the same since she passed an stopped buying them for me.

We all have something like that but he just get's obsessed with it, and with the nostalgia aspect tied into his declining state is why he gets stuck on the issue.

 

[Buckaroo]

allright bros. these reddit fags have pissed me off now i want to send cobra a care package. a real care package. i dont expect any help but would like suggestions. so far i got two bottles of jack daniels burbon for him. Im trying to think: "what would zach wylde dying of a fever want for christmas?" its harder than you think.

He needs some new Ozzy shirts.

 

[Xenomorph]

Remember when he said he had anorexia and he ate right after that. I forgot what stream it was.

I think it was called "Chillin"

 

[tony tortellini]

Exactly, he’s not going to give 2 shits about anything you ever send him no matter how well intentioned and ‘anti Reddit Fag’ it is. Thoughtful gifts have literally no impact on him. He just doesn’t care. Your best bet is sending him the money you would’ve spent on that gift on PayPal so he can buy booze and fast food and get drunk and eat it off camera

He doesnt give a shit about anything but booze. If it’s not booze it will end up in the corner with the rest of the crap that came from other "genuine fans".

Thanks for the sausage maker thats whats up....

 

[Dude Snakes]

I wonder how long Josh has left, he looks terrible.

 

[TroonedOutCarl]

I wonder how long Josh has left, he looks terrible.

You'd be surprised at the longevity of some people whose lives revolve around boozing, smoking, and getting high. If anything gets him anytime soon it's definitely going to be teeth related I think.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

You'd be surprised at the longevity of some people whose lives revolve around boozing

The ethanol is persevering his body.
Tbh an untreated dental abscess can kill, so you’re right

 

[vertebrae]

Send him this cobra katana.
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It’s only 55 bucks!

I can see him getting autistically obsessed with this for a month, then just having it collect dust by the stick bin.

Maybe 5 years ago he would've done food hack slicing with this bad boy, or slicing melons and water bottles in slow-motion like those anime neckbeards.

 

[Jobama]

I can see him getting autistically obsessed with this for a month, then just having it collect dust by the stick bin.

Maybe 5 years ago he would've done food hack slicing with this bad boy, or slicing melons and water bottles in slow-motion like those anime neckbeards.

It would probably be like his shotgun were he whips it out once in awhile just to show how tough her is with it. Plus we all know the unboxing video would be hilarious.

 

[Diabetical Materialism]

Hey all you cool cobras. I haven't been keeping up as much because things have gotten a little on the depressing side.
The mead saga has been a shining ray of hope in these troubled times though. Really enjoyed the video where he drinks circa 5000 calories of chocky milk/honey/yeast/bognogg while giving his regular flavor of dunning kruger advice on what to keep in mind if you're going to attempt to make mead like him. The fact that he leaves his window open in the middle of the freezing cold leads me to agree with bitesize that he's telling the truth about Puff's disappearance.

Anyway, sorry to post a link from the SICKOS over at the subreddit, but during the dry spell when he was banned I unfortunately fell into the habit of checking it and there was something I wanted to ask for some input on.

https://www.reddit.com/r/kingcobrajfs/comments/188knjo/what_the_fuck_was_that/

The redditors are 100% convinced he's having duster convulsions because he does stuff like this from time to time. What do you guys think?

I'm not really convinced that's what's going on. I think he's tensing up the way you might after you stub your toe and just freeze in place contracting your muscles for a moment trying to manage the pain because his tooth gives him sudden pain spasms.

 

[PetiteFeet]

The redditors are 100% convinced he's having duster convulsions because he does stuff like this from time to time. What do you guys think?

I think we've agreed he's suffering mini seizures of a sort so duster convulsions is a good guess, as much as I am loathe to agree with the a-logs and poo-touchers.

 

[SneedleDee&SneedleDumb]

Hey all you cool cobras. I haven't been keeping up as much because things have gotten a little on the depressing side.
The mead saga has been a shining ray of hope in these troubled times though. Really enjoyed the video where he drinks circa 5000 calories of chocky milk/honey/yeast/bognogg while giving his regular flavor of dunning kruger advice on what to keep in mind if you're going to attempt to make mead like him. The fact that he leaves his window open in the middle of the freezing cold leads me to agree with bitesize that he's telling the truth about Puff's disappearance.

Anyway, sorry to post a link from the SICKOS over at the subreddit, but during the dry spell when he was banned I unfortunately fell into the habit of checking it and there was something I wanted to ask for some input on.

https://www.reddit.com/r/kingcobrajfs/comments/188knjo/what_the_fuck_was_that/

The redditors are 100% convinced he's having duster convulsions because he does stuff like this from time to time. What do you guys think?

I'm not really convinced that's what's going on. I think he's tensing up the way you might after you stub your toe and just freeze in place contracting your muscles for a moment trying to manage the pain because his tooth gives him sudden pain spasms.

Cobes has always had the "Failed to write to Bog Disk" moments as far back as 2 years into the great pussy famon, he's just quick-rebooting his brain. You trolez have no life and it's pathetic, Cobes rules your minds. Blocked, deleted, ignored.

Tbh an untreated dental abscess can kill, so you’re right

I have nearly died from an abscess, twice; once when I was 5 and didn't give two shits about it, and when I was 28 from a piece of surgical steel from facial reconstruction that went rogue and rotted a tooth from the root first. I got super lucky both times and they routed through my gums naturally, still caused cardiac complications both times and some of the worst pains imaginable. This is so much more of a dangerous condition than people really give it concern for, shit goes from toothache to ICU in a heartbeat. TMDNWTFU toobez

 

[UncommonParlence]

It would probably be like his shotgun were he whips it out once in awhile just to show how tough her is with it. Plus we all know the unboxing video would be hilarious.

It's uhhh, obligatory.

 

[AnOminous]

The redditors are 100% convinced he's having duster convulsions because he does stuff like this from time to time. What do you guys think?

I'm not really convinced that's what's going on. I think he's tensing up the way you might after you stub your toe and just freeze in place contracting your muscles for a moment trying to manage the pain because his tooth gives him sudden pain spasms.

It could be either of those. I'm sometimes surprised he isn't constantly in visible agony from those chompers.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

I wonder how long Josh has left, he looks terrible.

I think Josh will live into his late 40s maybe early 50s before liver disease or a stroke from untreated hypertension gets him. The biggest risk to his life right now is tooth infections and I don't think that will be what kills him. When his tooth intenvitabally gets infected the pain will be so terrible he will agree to go to the dentist. Clint will make sure he gets a ride. He's not going to sit in agonizing pain for weeks until he dies.

 

[Dude Snakes]

I think Josh will live into his late 40s maybe early 50s before liver disease or a stroke from untreated hypertension gets him. The biggest risk to his life right now is tooth infections and I don't think that will be what kills him. When his tooth intenvitabally gets infected the pain will be so terrible he will agree to go to the dentist. Clint will make sure he gets a ride. He's not going to sit in agonizing pain for weeks until he dies.

I would be suprised if he lives to 40, he is having seizures/tremors... he is in really bad health.