Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

I feel like the years and years of inhaling paint fumes in an unventilated apartment doesn't get enough credit for the amount of damage it has done. Everyone talks about the duster, the alcoholism, the teeth and even some people point towards the pills Josh supposedly scores from Walt and Angie but for me it's gotta be the paint fumes. Josh has stated numerous times that getting a buzz off the paint fumes from his wand "business" was a nice little "bonus" that comes along with owning your own wand making business. He painted those wands in that crappy old apartment for years, no open windows and no fans going. The BOY absolutely cooked his brain from inhaling them over the years and I feel like it's the number one reason he has deteriorated so quickly over the last decade.
It wouldn't surprise me if he learned absolutely nothing from his eviction and was still secretly painting them inside. I have a hard time picturing Josh going outside to paint, I just can't see it.
 
I feel like the years and years of inhaling paint fumes in an unventilated apartment doesn't get enough credit for the amount of damage it has done. Everyone talks about the duster, the alcoholism, the teeth and even some people point towards the pills Josh supposedly scores from Walt and Angie but for me it's gotta be the paint fumes. Josh has stated numerous times that getting a buzz off the paint fumes from his wand "business" was a nice little "bonus" that comes along with owning your own wand making business. He painted those wands in that crappy old apartment for years, no open windows and no fans going. The BOY absolutely cooked his brain from inhaling them over the years and I feel like it's the number one reason he has deteriorated so quickly over the last decade.
It wouldn't surprise me if he learned absolutely nothing from his eviction and was still secretly painting them inside. I have a hard time picturing Josh going outside to paint, I just can't see it.
With Josh, it's more along the lines of what hasn't he done to contribue to his failing health at this point.
 
he is in really bad health.
With Josh, it's more along the lines of what hasn't he done to contribue to his failing health at this point.
While I get looking at his teeth you have to think "Holy shit this guy is going to die" but I really don't think outside of his oral health he's in really bad or failing health. I'm sure he has high blood pressure and he has that rash on his foot but what else is wrong with him physically?
 
While I get looking at his teeth you have to think "Holy shit this guy is going to die" but I really don't think outside of his oral health he's in really bad or failing health. I'm sure he has high blood pressure and he has that rash on his foot but what else is wrong with him physically?
His brain for one. IIRC whenever a person huffs duster they are at risk of having a heart attack. The next time he huffs a can could be his last.
 
He was probably actively huffing the paint too if he was talking like that.
I haven't seen it in awhile but he used to carry around an empty bottle of cologne that he would huff from. He huffed it so much that the bottle became stone dry and there is absolutely zero percent chance there is even anything to huff anymore but he continued to carry it around and huff from it.
He brought it with him to that tard wrangling podcast he appeared on and was huffing it right in front of the hosts. The look on their dumb faces was priceless.
 
Hey all you cool cobras. I haven't been keeping up as much because things have gotten a little on the depressing side.
The mead saga has been a shining ray of hope in these troubled times though. Really enjoyed the video where he drinks circa 5000 calories of chocky milk/honey/yeast/bognogg while giving his regular flavor of dunning kruger advice on what to keep in mind if you're going to attempt to make mead like him. The fact that he leaves his window open in the middle of the freezing cold leads me to agree with bitesize that he's telling the truth about Puff's disappearance.

Anyway, sorry to post a link from the SICKOS over at the subreddit, but during the dry spell when he was banned I unfortunately fell into the habit of checking it and there was something I wanted to ask for some input on.

The redditors are 100% convinced he's having duster convulsions because he does stuff like this from time to time. What do you guys think?

I'm not really convinced that's what's going on. I think he's tensing up the way you might after you stub your toe and just freeze in place contracting your muscles for a moment trying to manage the pain because his tooth gives him sudden pain spasms.
just looks like he got distracted by something or some shit
 
When his tooth intenvitabally gets infected the pain will be so terrible he will agree to go to the dentist. Clint will make sure he gets a ride. He's not going to sit in agonizing pain for weeks until he dies.
Maybe this has been already said, but, I'm not sure he feels pain or other senses the same way as everyone else. It would explain his bizarre diet, and maybe tie in with some of the other neurological issues others have been discussing. I've read about odor thresholds being different for Autism Spectrum Disorder, and a lot of taste has to do with smell.
 
I said earlier that I've seen worse teeth but I might have to take that back. There are plenty of people I've seen with missing teeth and fucked up gums but nothing has ever looked as painful as what Cobes has going on right now. I guess he's just fucked up enough all the time to be able to ignore it or he just doesn't feel it somehow. He has really done a number on his brain over the years with all the huffing and booze but regarding his physical health it's harder to tell. My guess as to eventually what takes him out will be heart issues from the constant drinking, smoking, and junk food.
 
Exactly, he’s not going to give 2 shits about anything you ever send him no matter how well intentioned and ‘anti Reddit Fag’ it is. Thoughtful gifts have literally no impact on him. He just doesn’t care. Your best bet is sending him the money you would’ve spent on that gift on PayPal so he can buy booze and fast food and get drunk and eat it off camera
he did hang up most of his fan art and shit
allright bros. these reddit fags have pissed me off now i want to send cobra a care package. a real care package. i dont expect any help but would like suggestions. so far i got two bottles of jack daniels burbon for him. Im trying to think: "what would zach wylde dying of a fever want for christmas?" its harder than you think.
write on a card and tell him that duster can cause hearing loss and that he wouldnt want to disappoint ozzy by not being able to enjoy his music

if you want non alcoholic and tabacco related ideas, i would suggest some different hot sauces or spice set he can use for his retarded food hacks

please don't send him an automatic can opener, it would ruin the fun
 
We all know cobes heath is fucked, but I've never taken the "he's going to die any day now" stuff to seriously, I've worked around emergency medicine and know long these fuckers can hang around and how much abuse they can take before they start dropping. But the level of cobes degredation in such a short time is genuinely impressive, I've seen people call his new ticks fake, but they honestly look like genuine absence seizures or at the very least signs of real neurological damage. His motor functions are going to shit, he's drolling on himself. I've known guys who've drank literal mouth wash for decades who are holding up better then cobes.

duster and other inhanant abuse is likely the worst thing that ever happended to him, if my retarded half baked theories are on the money you'll see his motor function keep getting worse, more drooling on himself, more staring into space, spasms will become more common.

It absolutely isn't alcohol withdrawl, he'd be shakey all over, more noticably in his hands, but he'd be sharper, sweaty and anxtious. Boy would be better off if it was DT's, you can recover from that shit, what he has is likely permanant brain damage.
 
While I get looking at his teeth you have to think "Holy shit this guy is going to die" but I really don't think outside of his oral health he's in really bad or failing health. I'm sure he has high blood pressure and he has that rash on his foot but what else is wrong with him physically?
The Haloalkanes in the duster are nasty shit, they are highly toxic to the liver (along with all the alcohol he drinks) which is my bet as to what finally finishes him off. They also cause brain damage with prolonged use - he's been spotted having what look a lot like micro-seizures on stream, where he just freezes up for a second or two. That ain't good, though it's very hard to tell whether and when it would kill him before his liver does, depends on what parts of his brain are damaged and how much. Thing is, brain damage like that is near-irreversible, he's stuck with seizures now and they will only get worse the longer he uses duster. They're also potent carcinogens.

Ways Cobes could die suddenly at any moment:

- Grand Mal seizure, especially if it causes inhalation of vomit or causes him to hit his head on something as he falls down.
- Stroke, the blood vessels in his brain are likely damaged by the duster.
- Aneurysm, see above.
- Hypoxia from inhalant overdose. This is especially dangerous as he may not see it coming. Our drowning/suffocating response is not caused by low O2, it's caused by high CO2, so anything that displaces oxygen in the blood without raising CO2 (many chemicals in inhalants do this) can knock you out then kill you without you knowing anything is wrong (this is why Carbon Monoxide is so dangerous, same mechanism).
- Serious food poisoning such as botulism from his mead.
- Heart attack during inhalation (haloalkanes interfere with your adrenaline response and can cause it to surge)
- Sepsis from uncontrolled dental abscess or other infection.
- Acute alcohol toxicity (actually dying from inhalant toxicity is rare as you pass out before you get a fatal dose, though this can kill you in other ways, see above)
- Good ol' passing out and inhaling his own vomit. Jimi Hendrix would be proud

Ways Cobes could die in the long run:

- Liver failure
- Nervous system damage (brain/nerves too damaged to operate his heart and lungs)
- Cancer (any of a hundred different kinds given the hideous shit he exposes himself to)
- Gastrointestinal failure causing malnutrition

Ways Cobes could be so severely disabled he will need to be in a home for the rest of his life:

- Parkinsonism (long-term solvent abuse can bring on Parkinson's disease symptoms even if you don't have the genes for it)
- Stroke (look at Jack Scalfani)
- Uncontrollable epilepsy from inhalant-induced brain and nervous system damage
- Permanent brain damage from Grand Mal seizure, infarct or aneurysm
- Gastric failure (such as from botulism or other serious food poisoning) necessitating a feeding tube and/or colostomy
- COPD or emphysema from lung damage from both smoking and inhaling
- Diabetes

That's just what I thought of just now. There's probably many, many more that I overlooked.
 
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