Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Xenomorph]

And it's not like Dirty Dancer wants Josh to move back in with him, either.

Fuck no, would you? Tbh Clunt should be kicking ALL his kids out not just the retard.

 

[Bogliacci]

The death of Puffersth has brought out the worst in us. Sister vs Sister, Clint good vs Clint bad, Sweetened tea vs Unsweetened tea. A thread divided can not sneed...

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I think the biggest issue is Cobes is completely fine with drinking himself to death. He doesn't see any issue with it. For most people the thought of drinking alone in your apartment until you die is incredibly depressing but to Cobes it's badass. I don't know how you would fix that mindset.

I also think he's just in complete denial. "Ozzy drank and did drugs and he's still alive dood, it'll work the same way for me, fuck the trolls!"

That tooth is going to get him a lot faster than the drinking though. I'll say this about Clint, I'm still a little sympathetic towards him but there's no way he didn't see that Cobes' mouth is actively rotting on their vacation. Every one here knows that Cobes absolutely needs to get dental care immediately so either Clint is that fucking dense and doesn't understand this or he really has just given up. If the ladder is the case then it's really tossing that little bit of sympathy I have for him out the window. Dude needs to drag his happy ass there, bribe him with liquor and door dash if you have to.

 

[Raven-621]

Surely even Josh can’t try to “bad boy” his way through how painful a dental abscess and/or a decaying palate can be. A cracked tooth is fucking anguish, let alone one that’s snapped off and actively decaying and infecting the rest of your mouth.

 

[AnOminous]

Clint is either too dumb to realize the severity of Josh's current state, or just doesn't care imo.

Why is anyone surprised that a helpless faggot's dad is also a helpless faggot?

 

[SeizureRobot5000]

That tooth is going to get him a lot faster than the drinking though. I'll say this about Clint, I'm still a little sympathetic towards him but there's no way he didn't see that Cobes' mouth is actively rotting on their vacation. Every one here knows that Cobes absolutely needs to get dental care immediately so either Clint is that fucking dense and doesn't understand this or he really has just given up. If the ladder is the case then it's really tossing that little bit of sympathy I have for him out the window. Dude needs to drag his happy ass there, bribe him with liquor and door dash if you have to.

Agreed, that tooth is a medical emergency (has been ever since he developed those pot holes). It's not a matter of Clint telling the boy to clean his room, we're talking about preventing a family member's excruciating death from a dental abscess. It doesn't matter what age Cobra is, ANYONE in the family should attempt to intervene in this situation. I am sincerely baffled that Cobra wasn't immediately sent to the dentist after the recent family trip... surely the entire Saunders clan can't be dumb enough to not recognize how much danger he's in, right? How can they drag him to the water park like some retarded mascot for the family, knowing he's going to die soon?

 

[Spunt]

Surely even Josh can’t try to “bad boy” his way through how painful a dental abscess and/or a decaying palate can be. A cracked tooth is fucking anguish, let alone one that’s snapped off and actively decaying and infecting the rest of your mouth.

The only thing that comes close to Josh's stupidity is his stubbornness and capacity for denial and self-delusion. He could literally be on fire and just say "nah dood, flames are badass, get blocked trole" even as his eyes melted in their sockets.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Clint is either too dumb to realize the severity of Josh's current state, or just doesn't care imo.

I think Clint is at a point where after 30 years of taking care of a manchild who never matured past 13 he doesn't know what to do for him anymore. He clearly cares about and loves him but doesn't know how to help him.

 

[Slim Boglim]

Agreed, that tooth is a medical emergency (has been ever since he developed those pot holes). It's not a matter of Clint telling the boy to clean his room, we're talking about preventing a family member's excruciating death from a dental abscess. It doesn't matter what age Cobra is, ANYONE in the family should attempt to intervene in this situation. I am sincerely baffled that Cobra wasn't immediately sent to the dentist after the recent family trip... surely the entire Saunders clan can't be dumb enough to not recognize how much danger he's in, right? How can they drag him to the water park like some retarded mascot for the family, knowing he's going to die soon?

Clint’s patiently waiting for him to kick the bucket so he can release his memoir; Keep on Rockin: The Josh Saunders Story

 

[bonified retard]

I think Clint is at a point where after 30 years of taking care of a manchild who never matured past 13 he doesn't know what to do for him anymore. He clearly cares about and loves him but doesn't know how to help him.

I was specifically talking about Josh suffering from an easily preventable dental issue, not 30 years of him being a difficult retard. You don't have to take a college course to understand how to help Josh with this specific issue.

 

[Bogliacci]

For all we know, Clint's lined up for Cobes to get his chompers taken and the denture saga to begin tomorrow.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

I was specifically talking about Josh suffering from an easily preventable dental issue, not 30 years of him being a difficult retard. You don't have to take a college course to understand how to help Josh with this specific issue.

Agree with you for sure on that. Clint seeing his teeth in that condition and not making a dentist appointment or urging him to go is irresponsible. Realistically though Clint probably did bring up a dentist though.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

For all we know, Clint's lined up for Cobes to get his chompers taken and the denture saga to begin tomorrow.

Man I hope so, I've posted like five times about how much I want a denture saga. We'll get not one but two things. 1. Cobes will customize fake teeth, get ready for those cobra fangs. 2. He's not going to wear them all the time and he'll have that goofy mushed face people with no teeth get.

It's a win/win. Cobra lives to see another day and I get my laughs.

 

[Gay Baby Jailer]

Josh once punched him out because he confiscated his cigarettes. Josh got belligerently drunk and on the car ride over to Christmas dinner began threatening him and acting aggressive and uncontrollable to the point he had to call the cops on his own son.

Isn't Clint in decent shape? Why is he calling the cops on some duster brained retard? I'm not sure how reliable some metrosexual faggot from San Francisco is, so I don't know how much we can gleam from the narratives coming out of the birthday incident. Clint seems to have instilled in Josh this very lame superficial feminist leaning that comes through on his many rants on the subject, so I'm not sure I buy the idea that he cannot be conditioned. That seems to be a learned artificial quality that Josh has picked up. Wasn't there some post Clint made about Josh being obsessed with "guns, violence, and hating women"? I doubt his priorities were in the right place, and maybe still aren't.

The Boomer crowd and Gen Xers seem to believe that children are just like shorter adults, and that you can just wind them up like some toy and let them go where they will. How is this any different than what the government already provides? Clint drives Josh around and pays for his shit. Great, so hes the public transportation and welfare office combined? I'm sure Clint cares very much about his son, but true interest in your well being is not just being a money dispenser.

You can also see in the police report itself how each of them contradict one another. Clint asserts josh made suicidal and homicidal comments, josh denies this in the police report. There isn't any mention whatsoever of Josh resisting arrest despite being in one of the lowest points of his life. Clint also left his "little buddy" before they even departed to the ARC. I don't have the magic fix for Josh, but these two seem to be accelerating the spiral into regardation in the classic copium wastrel manufacturing plant that is the 0 effort parenting style of the 21s century.

 

[Ponzo]

Im wondering what the perfect pet would be for someone as retarded as Josh, maybe an ant farm, or hissing cockroaches, something that can outlive his retardation.

Man I hope so, I've posted like five times about how much I want a denture saga. We'll get not one but two things. 1. Cobes will customize fake teeth, get ready for those cobra fangs. 2. He's not going to wear them all the time and he'll have that goofy mushed face people with no teeth get.

It's a win/win. Cobra lives to see another day and I get my laughs.

You already know hes going to be using his industrial wand glue to glue some chrome vampire teeth to his dentures, tmdwu

 

[Would Cat]

Not to mention he he WAS fired from his job and that was after they cut his hours don’t to like 4
hours a week. The only reason why they didn’t fire him earlier is cause I assume they took pity on him because it was clear he was nothing but a burden to work with.

I thought he was fired because people kept calling corporate about his videos, not because of his working ability.

 

[Buckaroo]

I thought he was fired because people kept calling corporate about his videos, not because of his working ability.

He kept fucking up and got his hours cut for it but there was some fat faggot that kept calling to make up stories about Josh and that was probably the final straw.

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

you forgot rasta jeremy killing him

This should be in the random.txt
I was laughing for 30 minutes like a boob because this single simple statement painted a clear picture in my head of Rasta nuking Josh hahaha

 

[biggacracka]

Agree with you for sure on that. Clint seeing his teeth in that condition and not making a dentist appointment or urging him to go is irresponsible. Realistically though Clint probably did bring up a dentist though.

If I were clint I'd play on cobes' addiction to get him to the dentist or something like "Hey boy, if you agree to go to the dentist I'll buy you a big bottle of Jack Daniel's" or some shit
It's bad but it might get him moving i guess?

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

If I were clint I'd play on cobes' addiction to get him to the dentist or something like "Hey boy, if you agree to go to the dentist I'll buy you a big bottle of Jack Daniel's" or some shit
It's bad but it might get him moving i guess?

there is one issue with that: the downie faggots. it won't work since he knows he could ask people for donos (or a bottle of jack) and people will buy it for him. we have seen that with food, musical equipment, and concert tickets.