Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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UncommonParlence said:
Seems a nerve was struck with lizard theory. Lol. All I'll say is boglim's law. Whatever may have actually occurred the answer always is "he's retarded".
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Lol struck a nerve with who? People here that are pointing out how stupid you have to be to believe a bearded dragon survived 3 weeks in freezing/below 0 temps? Do you really believe that's possible? Or that clint snuck into his apartment and stole Puff, only to stash him away for a week+ while everyone, including him, went on vacation together? I'm just trying to make sense of this fan fiction that a lot of you seem to be subscribing to. Any theories on how this Rebecca person relates to any of this? Or does this significant detail not fit the narrative you're trying to push for some reason.
 
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D_Tractor said:
"because I'm enjoying what little quality I have left in life"
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I picked up on this too. I am going to chalk up to health problems he hasn't disclosed and his mouth being toxic waste dump at this point. The little quality I assume he is referring too is being able to taste food maybe? It's sad but then I remember he has done all this to himself and then I am not that sad anymore.
 
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Lol struck a nerve with who? People here that are pointing out how stupid you have to be to believe a bearded dragon survived 3 weeks in freezing/below 0 temps? Do you really believe that's possible? Or that clint snuck into his apartment and stole Puff, only to stash him away for a week+ while everyone, including him, went on vacation together? I'm just trying to make sense of this fan fiction that a lot of you seem to be subscribing to. Any theories on how this Rebecca person relates to any of this? Or does this significant detail not fit the narrative you're trying to push for some reason.
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We're all having fun here with gay theories and you two niggers are sperging out like internet hall monitors, screaming "ITHH NOT CANON." Fucking relax you nerds we are talking about a goober on the internet this is not the Smithsonian where you're presenting the accurate history of Abraham Lincoln.
 
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Al Dente Alighieri said:
We're all having fun here with gay theories and you two niggers are sperging out like internet hall monitors, screaming "ITHH NOT CANON." Fucking relax you nerds we are talking about a goober on the internet this is not the Smithsonian where you're presenting the accurate history of Abraham Lincoln.
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I am annoyed by the outlandishness of some of these Puff Truther stories. I may as well spin some yarn about how Puff was a REAL DRAGON the whole time and simply grew wings and flew to Never Never Land.

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Al Dente Alighieri said:
I am willing to bet money that daddy nipalinos actually found the real Puffthers and decided to do the right thing: Not give it back to his bumblefuck son who almost killed it.

I mean come on boys let’s be real for a second, there’s two lizards native to Australia running around Casper Wyoming in the freezing cold? That girl that Cobies had a weird unhealthy obsession with just magically fuckin’ died too in the vaguest of circumstances.🤫

Come on Nipples your son may be retarded but we aren’t
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Al Dente Alighieri said:
We're all having fun here with gay theories and you two niggers are sperging out like internet hall monitors, screaming "ITHH NOT CANON." Fucking relax you nerds we are talking about a goober on the internet this is not the Smithsonian where you're presenting the accurate history of Abraham Lincoln.
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You were willing to bet money on your own gay theory earlier. I'd be happy to take that bet for $100.
 
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Doesn't matter either way about these 'puffts' theories. Weird coincidence that both were found but we will probably never get to the bottom of it. Just more gay theories about Clint saving the little lizard or puffts was a real dragon and flew out the window or some shit.

I can only imagine how much pain he must be in all the time. It's super obvious his teeth hurt and now we can see visible swelling (on top if drinking a fucking pound of sugar 'mead'.)

I know it's fun to say 'fuck him, he caused this shit to himself' but I gotta admit though I just feel pity watching . He's a fucking mess and even he knows its bad
 
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Spunt said:
He resents advice so much he will do the opposite of anything he is advised to do on principle, just to show 'em. Interventions only work on people you have a chance of getting through to, people who have adult levels of emotional maturity and intellectual ability
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The fact that when he got blackout drunk before his birthday dinner and couldn't come he didn't feel ashamed and instead said "I'LL SHOW YOU DRUNK!!" and got drunker perfectly summarizes why Josh cannot be helped. He is forever a 14 year old mentally. People endlessly shit talk Clint about not getting his boy help but Josh has zero interest in getting better. He wants to drink himself to death.
 
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Al Dente Alighieri said:
We're all having fun here with gay theories and you two niggers are sperging out like internet hall monitors, screaming "ITHH NOT CANON." Fucking relax you nerds we are talking about a goober on the internet this is not the Smithsonian where you're presenting the accurate history of Abraham Lincoln.
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Something interested finally happened, and you are admittedly gaying up the thread with reddit-tier shit posts. Who's the sperg here?
 
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Bixby Snyder said:
I know it's fun to say 'fuck him, he caused this shit to himself' but I gotta admit though I just feel pity watching . He's a fucking mess and even he knows its bad
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Josh is the only lolcow I want to see succeed, and it will never happen. He's going to die alone in either that apartment or whatever new place an ever-aging Homedad gets him in. Shit is depressing.
 
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Bixby Snyder said:
I can only imagine how much pain he must be in all the time. It's super obvious his teeth hurt and now we can see visible swelling (on top if drinking a fucking pound of sugar 'mead'.)

I know it's fun to say 'fuck him, he caused this shit to himself' but I gotta admit though I just feel pity watching . He's a fucking mess and even he knows its bad
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It's normal to feel bad for him, he's at the end of the day a retard with ODD, who based his life on the "agreeable" half of a meme religion, snakes, and cartoon stereotypes of what being cool and goth is.
But there is being retarded and there's being unable to put 2-and-2 together, he is self-aware to some degree, like the tooth-brushing monologue, yet he persists in his retarded man-child ways and will do so until he dies, which is most likely going to happen this following year, all of this is 100% his fault at this point and feeling pity for him is just worthless.
 
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Mister Baranavichy said:
It's normal to feel bad for him, he's at the end of the day a retard with ODD, who based his life on the "agreeable" half of a meme religion, snakes, and cartoon stereotypes of what being cool and goth is.
But there is being retarded and there's being unable to put 2-and-2 together, he is self-aware to some degree, like the tooth-brushing monologue, yet he persists in his retarded man-child ways and will do so until he dies, which is most likely going to happen this following year, all of this is 100% his fault at this point and feeling pity for him is just worthless.
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How can you call him a retard (which he is) and then act like he's fucking up by acting retarded?

You can't hold him to non-retard standards. His entire life has been a wash
 
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Robert w'E'd Leef said:
How can you call him a retard (which he is) and then act like he's fucking up by acting retarded?

You can't hold him to non-retard standards. His entire life has been a wash
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He is not a complete mouth-breathing unfunctional sponge, Josh understands, to a considerable degree, that actions have consequences and still chooses to do them due to his own perceived "Goth bad boy" attitude and/or his lack of impulse control over anything easy, fast food, drugs, alcohol, infidelity, et cetera.

At best it can be said that he doesn't know how to manage vices and that leads him astray because Clint never bothered to teach him, but he knows some of his actions are either evil, unhealthy or very disrespectful and still chooses to do them because he is to some extent narcissistic and needs to feel like he knows best or is better, if he can understand what a Wendy's schedule is and what happens to his pay when he breaks it, he can understand what having sex with a pregnant lot lizard will end up doing to his love life - and this is miles ahead of "Not brushing teeth will lead me to losing them".
 
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Mister Baranavichy said:
He is not a complete mouth-breathing unfunctional sponge, Josh understands, to a considerable degree, that actions have consequences and still chooses to do them due to his own perceived "Goth bad boy" attitude and/or his lack of impulse control over anything easy, fast food, drugs, alcohol, infidelity, et cetera.

At best it can be said that he doesn't know how to manage vices and that leads him astray because Clint never bothered to teach him, but he knows some of his actions are either evil, unhealthy or very disrespectful and still chooses to do them because he is to some extent narcissistic and needs to feel like he knows best or is better, if he can understand what a Wendy's schedule is and what happens to his pay when he breaks it, he can understand what having sex with a pregnant lot lizard will end up doing to his love life - and this is miles ahead of "Not brushing teeth will lead me to losing them".
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He's a child in a warlock's body, nigger please
 
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