Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

That isn’t remotely cobes because it’s cohesively typed and has grammar and punctuation.
thats what im thinking
While I doubt he's actually our favorite sexy gothic bad boy I think it would be fucking hilarious that Josh somehow ended up here and rather than sperging out he just ended up posting in mati, warski, and the fishtank threads and complaining about bad pictures of himself.
that would be so funny also the fact he just DM me this out of the blue for no apperent reason
 
Cobra could have swung Puff by the tail into a boulder and fucked the remains on camera, and still I would not hold as much revulsion for him as I do those who weaponize calling the police with falsehoods.
If you have a problem and call the cops...now you have two problems. These people are worse than cobes. Yeah fuck cobra he's a piece of shit but he's not likely to do anything this malicious to an actual human being.
 
What's the worst thing he's even done? Lost a stupid lizard?
Stalking Ellen probably. Him going over to Ellen's parents house basically waiting for her to be around so he can be near her is undeniably creepy af. That and threatening to stab homeboy scotty's sister and saying he would get away with it because of his autism during a fit of rage.
 
I used to laugh every time Josh said "I rule the trolls sad lives" and other variations of the phrase. It was just an absurd statement. Now, though, I can see Josh was actually right all along- there are redditors sitting there on a Saturday evening/afternoon switching accounts to report the BOY as many times as possible, because anything he says or does pisses them off.

They don't laugh at Josh, they are actively angered by him and his antics, and genuinely want him gone. But he controls their lives so much they can't just stop watching because he's not funny to them anymore.

Imagine how low you have to be in life's pecking order that a literal mental retard actually does own you, and rule your sad life.

Total redditor death.
 
Fellas, is it gay to get mad at faggots when they swat a retard and try to get him shot?
Of course, it's totally based to commit felonies because you're so mad at some literal retard that you have to call the cops with fake deadly scenarios and risk anyone in the vicinity getting shot. Reddit is so fucking awesome.
 
Sometimes I wonder if the "jews control everything" narrative isn't controlled opposition pushed by the elites to mask how they really control everything. It seems ridiculous, but I suppose anything is possible. Obviously it's bullshit that cloudflare and every other company drop KF for nonsensical claims of swatting and shit, when this is just the standard behavior of the average redditor.

May the curse of Babel strike all their tongues till they can only say 'baa baa'. It would mean much the same.
 
Stalking Ellen probably. Him going over to Ellen's parents house basically waiting for her to be around so he can be near her is undeniably creepy af. That and threatening to stab homeboy scotty's sister and saying he would get away with it because of his autism during a fit of rage.
Like let's be clear him going over to Walt and Angies to "hang out" is still stalking her. She's got a protection order against the guy according to what she said on Facebook
 
Of all the people to get obsessively angry about I genuinely do not understand why someone would pick Cobes. There's some lolcows I can kind of understand but he's just an autistic goofball. What's the worst thing he's even done? Lost a stupid lizard? Cheated on someone a decade ago?

Total reddit death.
I don't wanna speculate about their psyches too much but I've noticed that a lot of them talk about being ex-alcoholics or ex-drug addicts themselves, and surely a bunch of them are active addicts too and just not saying so if there's this many ex-addicts in the comments. I think Cobes serves as a stand-in for their own downward spiral and the way they treat him relates to how they feel about the things they've done. Even compared to bloodthirsty armchair reddit psychos like the kind that comment "play stupid games win stupid prizes" in /r/combatfootage, they come off as especially unhinged. I don't think you can sincerely wish Cobra harm the way they do without having some kind of weird personal complex.
 
Like let's be clear him going over to Walt and Angies to "hang out" is still stalking her. She's got a protection order against the guy according to what she said on Facebook
Pretty clearly a lie to get the person stalking her and tormenting her about Josh to leave her alone. We would have definitely heard about it if it was true because Josh would have melted down over it
 
protection order
Pretty clearly a lie to get the person stalking her and tormenting her about Josh to leave her alone. We would have definitely heard about it if it was true because Josh would have melted down over it
I've never bought into the protection order thing at all. The only evidence ever provided for the claim is this very suspect DM exchange. If he actually had a protection order against him Walt and Angie would have told him he can't come over anymore and we would have gotten a massive freakout. I should also note if this is actually real they are doing literally the same shit they accuse Josh of doing. They are harassing this woman.
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I've never bought into the protection order thing at all. The only evidence ever provided for the claim is this very suspect DM exchange. If he actually had a protection order against him Walt and Angie would have told him he can't come over anymore and we would have gotten a massive freakout. I should also note if this is actually real they are doing literally the same shit they accuse Josh of doing. They are harassing this woman.
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Guess she needs a protection order from the troles
 
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